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The Melon Affair
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2-Film Collection
Adult DVD
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The Melon Affair Adult DVD Description: "THE MELON AFFAIR aka UP YOUR ALLEY (1971, 70 min, Haji, Uschi Digard) A horny and nerdy virgin lands a catering job at a film party filled with busty actresses just like the ones he fantasizes about all day long. But his good fortune doesn’t last long as he accidentally causes the death of a Mafia don whom he must impersonate amidst a jewel-smuggling plot. A screwball big-titty sex-comedy that only could have been made in the 1970s,THE MELON AFFAIR is a perfect example of the genre. Includes must-see footage such as Haji (FASTER PUSSYCAT, KILL KILL) riding topless on a motorcycle and Uschi performing a messy ice cream massage! Also includes bonus feature PRISON GIRLS (1972, 95 min, Maria Arnold, Linda York, Marsha Jordan, Uschi Digard, Neola Graff)!"
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