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| by Dave Michaels |
February 15, 2000
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"Jenna Blows Off a Rhino"
Jenna Jameson In the latest Jenna Jameson news, the popular starlet drew the ire of the Spearmint Rhino dance chain recently by failing to appear at a
contracted dance engagement.
Hyped as "The First Appearance of Jenna Jameson for the New Century" at the
City of Industry, CA nude dance club, this was the second time that the
popular porn starlet had failed to appear at the club. Two years previous the
club was packed to capacity when the actress reportedly called to say that
she would not be coming in.
According to club managers, upon being informed
that Jenna would not be dancing that night, patrons started a riot that
destroyed the front counter at the entrance to the club.
The January 21st through the 22nd dance engagement was heavily promoted
within the club for weeks prior and several thousand dollars were spent on
newspaper advertisements and a postcard mailing.
Apart from the City of Industry no-shows, Jameson has also skipped a booking
for the Oxnard, California Spearmint Rhino club in the past. According to
club officials this latest failure to show is Jenna's third strike.
In order to quell any possible disruptions on Friday night, the club posted a
large poster at the entrance stating, "Yes, Jenna has flaked on us again!"
New Sensations contract girl Jewel D'Nyle was brought in to fill the vacated
spot. Club managers noted that many of the patrons that came out for Jenna
stayed for Jewel and were very impressed with the brunette actress.
"She is one of the most professional performers ever," one Rhino manager
noted of D'Nyle, adding, "She helped us out when we were in a bind and truly
saved the day."
The club is considering legal action and hopes to make an example of Jenna.
"This is the last time Jenna screws us. We are talking with our lawyers right
now."
According to the club's General Manager, Jenna called in claiming to be
suffering from colic, the disease that affects newborn children and is marked
by fits and uncontrollable crying, often accompanied by painful flatulence.
Upon being told of the excuse, one attendee remarked, "Jenna just took a huge
fart on all of us."
"Six Performers Inducted in to Legends of Erotica Hall of Fame"
Ginger Lynn For the seventh year, Bill Margold and Showgirl Video of Las
Vegas, Nevada hosted it's perennial Legends of Erotica Hall of Fame
induction, coinciding with the CES convention. Porn stars John Stagliano,
Ginger Lynn, Tori Welles, Brit Morgan, Joey Silvera and, posthumously, Rene Bond were honored.
The event got off to a late start due to scheduling difficulties with show
hostess Nina Hartley. Additionally, the event was marred by numerous
technical problems involving microphones and projection equipment.
Each of the performers present was introduced and brought on to stage where
they were given a gold rose before placing their handprints in wet cement.
Tori Welles did not show up for the event.
On hand to induct Ginger Lynn and Brit Morgan was porn actress Keisha who wore a dress that slipped open repeatedly, allowing those in the audience to
see her breast and pussy. It was suggested that Keisha would be one of the
possible inductees for next year's ceremony.
John Stagliano was joined on stage by his girlfriend Tricia Devereaux.
Additional awards were handed out to Randy West and amateur porn videographer Dirty Bob, who left before receiving the Carnal Medal of Honor.
Following the awards presentation, actresses Christi Lake, Kim Chambers, Sonia Red and Bailey Montaine danced, raising donations for the Free Speech
Coalition.
"Mimi Miyagi Signs Six Picture Deal With Metro Video"
Busty, Asian porn star Mimi Miyagi announced last week that she has entered into a six picture deal with Metro Home Video starting with her comeback video "Fantasiany". The agreement with Metro calls for Miyagi to produce her own line of Asian-themed porn videos, most of which are expected to feature the previously-retired Miyagi.
"I'm so stoked!" Miyagi remarked at the recent CES show. "It has been a
dream of mine for a long time to produce my own videos," she added.
Bridgette Kerkove Sets Record for Number of Chopsticks in Ass"
Gene Ross reports that AVN Starlet of the Year recently shot a scene where the blonde porn actress took 103 chopsticks up the ass, unwittingly setting a new world record for the Most Chopsticks Taken Up the Ass.
According to Kerkove, her boyfriend Skeeter started off by putting 70 sticks
in a condom, presumably to prevent splinters, then inserting them in her ass.
The couple managed to insert another 33 before Bridgette felt she was at
maximum eating utensil capacity.
After shooting the scene, Kerkove was informed by one bystander that she had
shattered the previously held record of 74, held by some dirty French person.
"Sandra Bullock Does the Doggy in Corman Film"
Los Angeles strip club Bob's Classy Lady reports via their website that low budget movie producer Roger Corman has plans to release an older movie starring a then-unknown Sandra Bullock in a heated sex scene. The film, "Fire on the Amazon" will receive an NC-17 rating for sexual situations, including one wherein Bullock is featured engaging in "passionate canine-style lovemaking".
The movie, which was shot before Bullock rose to stardom in movies such as
"Speed" and "Hope Floats", was originally awarded an R rating years back, but was subsequently given the NC-17 rating after Corman added five seconds of footage. Corman intended to release the movie theatrically but the dreaded NC-17 rating has slowed down the release and has Corman weighing legal options.
"Brad from Dangerboy Video writes in:"
TB: So, how's retired life?
Brad: Semi retired. We are still going to do a little here and there. I just
can't stay away. Back on 12/13 the wife and I had a baby girl, 9 pounds, 9
ounces, which kind of cooled down my video career for a while.
TB: When is her video debut?
Brad: I would now like to state for the record: "I kinda apologize to any
girl that I kinda talked into doing any crazy shit with Mila. But, anyone that was truly a whore, well, no bad feelings about that."
TB: Wow, what a change of heart!
Brad: I would have a problem if a guy tried to convince my daughter to do
scenes.
TB: So does this mean that anything you do in the future is going to be
couples-oriented, Vivid-style porn?
Brad: Not quite. We are releasing "Queen of Nasty #3" here pretty soon. The
last one was supposed to go through Avalon Entertainment but they held the
movie back for like 4 months due to the extremely graphic nature of it. We
had to edit it 3 times. Finally they went limp and we went to KBeech.
TB: Anything else?
Brad: Afterwards we are going to release a European movie that we are
tentatively calling "All Girl Disaster".
TB: Sounds interesting. What can we expect there?
Brad: It's a bunch of stuff from the first two shoots that has never been
used. Some solo stuff and some girl/girl.
TB: So why European? What is in there that is so bad that you can't release
it over here? Shit? Piss? Animals?
Brad: We will have some great pissing in "Disaster". No animals. Never. And
no kids.
TB: Good to know that you draw the line somewhere.
Brad: But I will shit in some whore's face, if she begs me. And eat a Big Mac
while I do it. Shove that in her face, too.
TB: So much for the all-new Nice Guy image.
Brad: We are going to do something new with these new videos. If it flops,
then I am sending out a thousand free tapes to the fans and starting a
frenzy.
TB: What is happening with Mila?
Brad: She is now living up in Reno, working a few days a week at the Bunny
Ranch where she also acts as a Talent Coordinator for the Ranch. She is
pretty much done with films, unless she is needed by Dangerboy for shoots or
signings.
Mila claims that bad experiences at the recent SMS Productions
Mexico vacation left a bad taste in her mouth about the industry.
"Nina Suave and the Fan that Would Not Go Away"
Retired porn starlet Nina Suave has remerged as a house dancer at the Tropical Lei dance club in Upland, CA and recently reported to Hustler Erotic Video's Sid Deuce that she has acquired a fan that just wont go away.
Suave reports that she met her paramour when she did private shows for him,
ultimately having sex with him. She must have been pretty damn good because
now the trick just won't go away, Suave tells Deuce. The stalker has
repeatedly showed up at the strip club looking for the buxom dancer,
prompting Suave to threaten to call the police.
"Sana Fey and Pussyman David Christopher to Marry"
Busty porn actress Sana Fey and vagina-infatuated moviemaker David "Pussyman" Christopher have announced plans to marry later this year. The duo announced their nuptial plans at the recent 2000 Consumer Electronics Show.
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