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| by Roger T. Pipe |
May 1, 1999
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| Welcome again dear friends. Before I begin, I want to thank all of you who wrote me congratulatory email regarding my new series of videos and begged me not to quit reviewing. (OK, so none of you begged me not to quit, but I could hear you screaming it in your silence.)
One of the women on my imaginary cast list, Linda Thoren has finally inked a contract guaranteeing we will see a lot more of her. The beautiful blonde will be making movies for Sin City from here on. A perfect combination of beauty, class and on screen heat, Linda is sure to become porn's hottest imports. (And stay tuned for our sit down interview next month.)
Linda joins another gorgeous blonde, Katja Kean under the Sin City banner. The beautiful star of 'Katja Kean's Sports Sepectacular' joins Linda as an SC contract girl. Her first appearance for them on screen will be in "Pin Ups" due out in August. Nothing like a couple of totally gorgeous, completely natural Scandinavian blondes to brighten up a horizon.
Sometimes things just come together perfectly to create something perfect. Redford and Newman, Bogy and Bacall, Rice and Montana, Bird and McHale, Lennon and McCartney, cookies and cream, all examples of symmetry too perfect for words. Now we can add one more perfect pairing to that list. In the upcoming movie "The Shark" Serenity and Nina Hartley bring two of porn's finest asses together. Talk about your booty lovers banquet. Serve me up a heaping helping of that boss.
Entertainment Tonight did a feature on Seymore Butts' lead Tushy Girl, Alisha Klass. Already one of porn's hottest stars, Alisha is now crossing over into the mainstream world. Already a veteran of commercials, Ms. Klass is stepping up to the big time with a lead role in an upcoming Showtime series. Alisha also had a scene in the recent Sarah Michelle Gellar film, 'Cruel Intentions', but ended up on the cutting room floor. It will be included in the DVD release of the film, so we can all get a look of Alisha, who is twenty-six, playing an eighteen year old cheerleader. (Hey, before you all rush off to)
There are a number of changes at Elegant Angel again this month. While signing new starlet Elle, a few of the bigger, behind the camera names have moved on. Following Sean Michaels out the door, Nicky Starks has created his own company. Plans are to hand his popular all-black lines over to one of their other talented young directors. The way Elegant loses directors and retools on the fly, we may have to start calling them the Atlanta Braves of porn.
From the pleasant surprise department, I got an email from Mila this month. She was not too pleased with my less than stellar review of her movie "Ass Artist." I expected that much, but I was taken off guard by her polite disagreement. No sports fans, she did not go short, balding cowboy on my ass.
Vivid has long prided themselves on going after the most beautiful women in the industry, now they can say they have a true beauty queen on their roster. Former Ms. New Hampshire Alex Taylor left her pageant past behind and entered the world of porn in Vivid's "Dethroned."
Former porn star Lisa Ann made an appearance at the LA Sci-Fi and comic book convention. Though she was in great spirits and was greeted by adoring fans, the busty brunette still says she has no plans to get back into smut films.
I know I announced it last month, but comebacks are in the air. Marilyn Chambers' 'Still Insatiable' should be reviewed by yours truly within weeks, bringing back one of the true legends of the blue screen. Another living legend, Ginger Lynn has already shot at least one scene from the first of her films for VCA. (I still want to know how Vivid managed not to bring the blonde superstar back.)
Completing the comeback trifecta is Ashlyn Gere. After being under contract for Extreme Associates for a year, we finally get to see Ms. Gere fuck on film again. "House of Whores" is on your shelves now. Look for a review sometime this month.
The Wicked contract girls are busy as always. Serenity and Jenna Jameson completed shooting on the upcoming Comedy Central show, "The Man Show". The show, hosted by Adam Carolla of MTV's LoveLine and Jimmy Kimmel, best known to Los Angelinos as Jimmy the Sports Guy from KROQ. The two beauties contributed to a segment called "Household Tips From Porn Stars." Beats the shit out of Martha Stewart.
Someone has hacked Jenteal's web site and replaced her beautiful, smiling face with Bible verses. You know, as a Christian, I can appreciate the sentiment, but I can't for life of me understand who would think this tactic is going to change anyone's mind.
Heaven Leigh is hard at work, which is good news for porn fans, but did force us to postpone our interview once again. She is looking into some interesting offers from video companies and has a goal in mind. "I wish more big companies would take me more serious and would take the time to shoot me and see I am good at what I do!" We all second that motion Heaven.
Also entertaining offers are former Elegant and Extreme contract players Van Damage and Tiffany Mynx. Tiffany is busy dancing. Both Van and Tiff are looking into possible deals with a big announcement possible by the next column.
All right smut fans, it's warming up out there. Grab your suntan oil and enjoy the heat. Oh yeah, and when you're done, try and get outside will ya.
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