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Roger T. Pipe So are you known as William H. Nutsack, or just William H?
William H Either or. I like the Nutsack to be honest.
Roger T. Pipe William H sounds more like a superstar though.
William H Yeah, it's more professional.
Roger T. Pipe How long have you been with Elegant Angel?
William H Six years.
Roger T. Pipe How did you start out?
William H I worked in the internet department scanning slides. It was a minimum wage job.
Roger T. Pipe So you started at the bottom and worked your way up.
William H Yes I did.
Roger T. Pipe How did you get behind the camera?
William H After a year in the internet department I started taking pictures for our web site. They liked the stills I was shooting and started using some of the shots for box covers.
Roger T. Pipe You were doing those really creative shots for the DVD bonus material for a while.
William H Yeah, the Twisted Pics. Girls with green dicks in their mouths, stuff like that.
Roger T. Pipe Was that you just fucking around or is that what you really like?
William H I like that stuff.
Roger T. Pipe What was the first thing you shot?
William H I kept bugging Pat to let me shoot something. I finally got to shoot a Sasquatch scene with TT Boy and Dominica Leoni. When I showed it to Pat he was horrified and we didn't use it for a long time. It showed up as a bonus scene a year later. The first movie I ever shot was "Internally Yours 3" with Mason. We co-directed that. My first solo movie was "Heavy Handfuls 2."
Roger T. Pipe What lines are you shooting now?
William H "Cum Drenched Tits", "Heavy Handfuls", "Glazed & Confused" and "Semen Demons".
Roger T. Pipe How many volumes of "Heavy Handfuls" are there now?
William H We're up to number four.
Roger T. Pipe There is some great stuff in that line.
William H Thank you.
Roger T. Pipe Are you into big tits?
William H Yes I am. Did you see my girlfriend? My girlfriend has 36DD.
Roger T. Pipe I did see here, but I was not looking at her chest, I swear it.
William H She has big boobs, I like big boobs.
Roger T. Pipe Your lines have some great boob play in them.
William H They are all natural. I like natural tits.
Roger T. Pipe You shot a great scene with Loni.
William H I love Loni, she is fantastic.
Roger T. Pipe The volleyball scene.
William H Yeah, she is really good.
Roger T. Pipe You shoot for a company with a long history and a distinct style. Patrick has a very distinct style, so does Zupko. What do you do within that framework to make your stuff unique?
William H I have my own style as well. I have learned a lot from Patrick from being on his set. Tom has helped me a lot with my camerawork. I have taken a little piece from everyone I have worked with and combined to make my own style.
Roger T. Pipe The Twisted Pics stuff was very odd and totally on its own level. Have you tried to bring any of that sensibility into your movies?
William H To some extent yes. I just did "Semen Demons" and it was very dark with a Goth look and a lot of good visuals. I think that it is the best thing I have done so far in terms of how it looks.
Roger T. Pipe If someone hasn't seen your work what would you want them to see first?
William H It depends on what they like. I am really proud of "Semen Demons" but "Cum Drenched Tits" was really good too. The sex is really hot in that movie.
Roger T. Pipe For the most part, you have kept things pretty much in the normal range sexually.
William H Yeah. I try not to incorporate too much of my wacky stuff. A lot of people might not like it.
Roger T. Pipe So you keep it as a bonus on the DVD.
William H Yeah, I can act like an idiot there and people can watch if they want.
Roger T. Pipe You and Mason shot together and had a little brother/sister persona thing going on.
William H Yes we did.
Roger T. Pipe But you aren't really related, correct?
William H No we aren't. That was just for the movies.
Roger T. Pipe Were you shooting camera for her?
William H No. She does all of her own camera work. I was shooting stills.
Roger T. Pipe Have you done any sex scenes?
William H I have never done a sex scene.
Roger T. Pipe Is that something you want to do?
William H No, I really don't.
Roger T. Pipe Why is that?
William H I had an accident when I was a child. I lost my penis. I just have a bump there now, it's like a scab. I can touch it with my pinkie when I'm on the toilet. It wouldn't make for a good sex scene.
Roger T. Pipe That would certainly be a weird scene.
William H I think I would feel inferior to the porn guys.
Roger T. Pipe Isn't it all just camera angles and closely shaved pubes?
William H No, I've seen them; it's not all just angles.
Roger T. Pipe Who is your favorite girl to shoot?
William H Right now, it's Tiana Lynn. She is great. She is the best girl I have ever shot.
Roger T. Pipe Anyone else?
William H Loni. She used to be my favorite. I tend to get a favorite and then shoot them a few times if I like them.
Roger T. Pipe If you could get on the phone and shoot anyone in the business, who would it be?
William H I always wanted to shoot Tiffany Mynx, but I don't think she likes me.
Roger T. Pipe She isn't natural.
William H I know, but she could be in something. I always liked her.
Roger T. Pipe She has a great ass. So Tiffany would be number one on your wish list?
William H Tiffany or Stephanie Swift.
Roger T. Pipe She has tiny boobs.
William H Yea, but I do a teen thing. I like little boobs too. I like all girls. I like old ladies and obese women too.
Roger T. Pipe Do you plan to shoot that sort of line?
William H I want to. I want to shoot a line called "Girls Gone Wide" with obese chicks. I want to shoot fat chicks on meth, but it is very hard to find fat chicks who are on meth. If I could find them I would shoot them. I love fat chicks with drug problems because they have to try harder. Guys don't come on to them as much so they have to try harder. They are eager to please.
Roger T. Pipe Do you have your own web site?
William H No, but you can go to www.elegantangel.com and click on music. I have a section of my music on there.
Roger T. Pipe You direct movies, shoot stills and do music? What else do you do?
William H I do a lot of art, I draw. I like to experiment with chemicals as well. I take heavy duty laxatives and then jack off on the toilet.
Roger T. Pipe Things are taking an ugly turn, I can feel it.
William H I have a specialty that I discovered when I was seven. Do you know what a roll-up bug is? (Also called a potato bug or a roly-poly) You put them in your wiener-hole and when they open up they have like 623 legs. You can feel them inside tickling and then shoot the bug out with your load.
Roger T. Pipe Is that how you lost your penis?
William H Yes it was. I had a mishap. It's a sad story, but I don't regret it.
Roger T. Pipe I hear you up for some awards at AVN?
William H I have thirteen nominations for my movies. I am nominated for director of the year-non feature.
Roger T. Pipe Against who?
William H Against the guy who will win, Jules Jordan.
Roger T. Pipe It could be worse.
William H Yeah, at least I was nominated.
Roger T. Pipe How many noms did Zupko get?
William H You have to ask him.
Roger T. Pipe Hey Zupko, how many nominations do you have this year?
Zupko Eight or nine.
Roger T. Pipe So William H beat you?
Zupko He kicked my ass.
William H I have to say this, I learned a lot from Tom Zupko and he is responsible for a lot of the praise that I get.
Roger T. Pipe And the blame too?
William H He's only responsible for some of the blame. He tried to push the homo shit on me, but I'm not going for that.
Roger T. Pipe He does that to everyone.
Zupko This guy is the best cameraman in the business, bar none.
William H Because of Tom, he taught me everything.
Roger T. Pipe You guys are just trading compliments today.
William H That is the good thing about Elegant. We're a family. We care about each other's stuff and we want everyone to do well.
Roger T. Pipe Is there anything else you want to add?
William H Just look out for my new work. I am always trying to get better. I just want to do the best that I can.
Roger T. Pipe Thank you very much.
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