Roger's Rating:

It's time for the next big epic from Wicked and Brad Armstrong. This time they are going with a new twist on the old mummy story. The two women playing the lead roles are Jessica Drake and Kaylani Lei. By now you all know that Kaylani is/was one of my favorite contract girls of all time. She is beautiful, has a tight little body, always brings great energy to her scenes and guess what folks, she can act. Jessica is also great looking and handles dialog well. They are joined by some very sexy girls who will certainly add to the eye candy factor of this movie. I don't know how many people have sexual fantasies about mummies, but with these lovely ladies in the mix, I am sure they will find a way to make it fun. Now we just have to hope that the sex scenes are as good as the dialog.

Randy Spears is the archeologist who braves the tombs and uncovers a legendary mummy protected by a curse. This is supposed to spell doom for him, but when Kaylani comes to life she is mostly talk. In fact, after threatening him, she pushes his face down between her legs. (In what bizarre-o world is eating Kaylani's pussy considered punishment.) She returns the favor and though the light is very low, we get some great shots of her pretty face as she lubes up his rod with her talented tongue. It's a short blowjob, but she has been waiting centuries to be fucked so I guess we can't blame her for wanting to get right to the action. Apparently condoms are standard gear for archeologists these days because Randy wraps his rascal before sliding it in. (Why do I suddenly get a flash from “Dr. Strangelove” and giggle? Does he have chewing gum and lipstick in there as well and could he have a good weekend in Vegas with what's in his pack?) Though this is a gentle, feature scene, we get some great eye candy as Randy bends her over and leaves a big load right on her chin. Since she already sucked down his load, Kaylani follows by sucking out his soul. (OK, that's a punishment.)

Jessica Drake is an archeologist who gets a call to investigate the tomb. Randy was her father and she has to go investigate. Her boyfriend, Eric Masterson, isn't happy but decides t play nice when she makes a move on him. He helps her out f her clothes and finds a comfortable spot right between her thighs. Jessica keeps her glasses on as she works his cock up with her mouth. As before the blowjob is way too short and that's too bad. I love this look on Jessica and longer oral action would have been great. She gets on top of his cock and rides it like she is never going to see him again. Jessica reaches back and sticks her fingers up her ass as she fucks. We get some really nice shots and she keeps both her bra and glasses on for those who like those things in the mix. They barely get into position in time for her to catch his load as it shoots out across her pretty face. What a nice way to say goodbye.

She gets to the tomb and begins exploring. That leads us into a legendary tale of ancient love between Kaylani and Masterson. This time the lighting is a lot better and we get to enjoy her pretty face as she bends down and works her lips over his meat. It is way too short of course, but enjoy it while you can. The reverse cowgirl looks really good, but I like the intensity displayed when he takes her from behind. This is perfectly shot and could only be hotter if the whole scene were longer. He shoots a load on her beautiful face and that ends another hot little scene. It doesn't end well though as he is taken away.

Jessica has the mummy carted back to the States and sheds a few tears for her dearly departed daddy along the way. Bringing it back to the US keeps her safe for a while, but as soon as she leaves for the day, Kaylani rises and goes after the first guy she sees. Chris Cannon is the night watchman and he gets a lot more than he bargained for he finds the beautiful woman naked in the lab. She mesmerizes him with her pussy and then makes short work of his prick with her mouth. We are back in the dark again so I admire the lighting for the skill it takes to make a scene look like this, the stroker in me still wishes it was less arty and rawer. After sucking his cock, she bends over and takes it from behind. Since this is the third scene already for Kaylani, we are certainly getting our money's worth. Even in the dim light this scene looks good and she takes another facial. Of course that means bad news for Chris and turns Kaylani loose on Los Angeles.

Kaylani hits a club and has everyone eating out of her hand. She also catches the eye of one of lab assistants who immediately alerts Jessica. The chase is on. Meanwhile, in a bathroom stall, Keri Sable is working her tongue over Barrett Blade's prick. She somehow finds room on that thing for both hands and jerks it off. This is just a quick little scene that ends with a shot right on her face. Kari is a hottie and this gives us something to jerk to while watching the plot thicken.

Keri pops out of the stall and right into Kaylani's arms. They exchange compliments and then tongue each other. This is a great combination for anyone who loves watching pretty girls get together. Kaylani and Keri are two of the best looking babes in the business (Or two of the best looking babes who used to be in the business) and the eye candy factor is off the chart. I love the shots of the blonde bent over while Kaylani drives her mad with desire. As usual though, the end is less fun than the middle as Kaylani feeds off Keri's soul and moves on.

Jessica and Kaylani come face to face and there is a whole lot of dialog. I'm tempted to say that it goes on too long, but it is really pretty good stuff. Realizing that they have a connection, Kaylani takes Jessica in a fantasy journey that has us bouncing between two small orgy scenes. One in the bar and another in ancient Egypt. Kelly Kline, Lezley Zen and Ice La Fox join the two beauties as they service some very lucky cocks. I admire the way these two scenes are edited together, but from a stoke standpoint, it's a bit of a mess. Neither scene can really build up to anything when we cut away constantly. There are some very nice shots along the way, especially when Jessica or Kaylani are in the middle of the action. It is an interesting bit of film making, but not as hot as lot of the other scenes.

Jessica agrees to help Kaylani find her lost love and along the way she sheds some light on her history. This leads us into a three-way veg fest in the dark. (Gia, Tiffany and Tory going at it.) This isn't bad, but it feels a lot like what we just saw and just doesn't do that much for me. Naturally Kaylani tracks down her love and finds out that she and Jess share the same man. They solve it with a bit of magic and a nice three-way. Watching both of these women suck his cock makes me think that I chose the wrong career. Eric lets them lube up his prick and then has Jessica take the first ride. She looks great in reverse cowgirl, but can't outdo the sight of Kaylani getting pounded from behind. They return to dual oral action, passing his cock back and forth until he explodes across both of their faces. It's a happy ending for everyone, including those of us in the audience who get two see two of porn's prettiest faces get splashed at once.

Brad Armstrong has manages to make a pretty sexy mummy flick. Of course Kaylani Lei would be sexy in any role they give her. She and Jessica do a great job with the dialog scenes and both are stunning to look at. All of the sex scenes are too short, but that just tells us that what we do get is very good. I would just like to see the heat and well shot sex that we get and expand on it a bit. More of Kaylani is always good. I wasn't crazy about the group scenes, but those of you who dig that kind of action will love them. Couples will love the fantasy play, the outdoor sex and the heat produced by the cast. Kaylani and Jessica provide enough good sex to make the movie worth stroking over. There is no way for a movie that features so much sex from Kaylani to be bad. We get to see her face splattered several times. Call this a great couples movie that is worth a few strokes for anyone who appreciates beauty and who longs for more Kaylani.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM