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Her first boy girl scene! (With a Rock Superstar) The tape you've been waiting to see! Get it while it's legal!
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Well, here we are again, another celebrity home video. First it was Tonya Harding in a poorly lit fuckfest with that scumbag husband of hers. Then it was a coked out Mimi McPherson (Sister of super model Elle) in a hotel with her even scummier Aussie beau. Then things started to get even more interesting. World famous celebrity/actress/model Pamela Anderson Lee had some tapes of she and her husband 'stolen' from their home. That tape pretty much made more news than anything in porn since a certain teen scammer blew the whistle on herself about a decade ago. Now, the latest in this growing line of celebrity sex tapes hits the streets. (Or at least a copy hit my VCR so I can tell you all about it.) Long time girls-only porn queen Janine in a little Hawaiian vacation footage with rocker Vince Neil. (Who happens to be from the same band that brought us Pam's hubby Tommy Lee. See how nicely this all comes together.)
What most people, me included, found hard to watch in the Pam/Tommy tapes, was the excessive and inane shit around the sexual action. There is plenty of non sex at the start of this tape as well, but we are not buried in I love you baby I love YOU baby BS. Instead, Janine, her cute friend and Vince do some frolicking on the beach for a bit. Even in her bikini, Janine is nearly too sexy for words. Holy shit.
After the fun in the sun, we get to take a little ride in a helicopter over the lovely Hawaiian Islands. I know, it ain't smut, but is sure is beautiful. (And it beats the hell out of seeing Tommy Lee in make up.) More to the liking of you porn hounds out there is the first pussy shot. Oh wait, that's a CAT! Never mind. You know, watching Janine prance around in a thong makes it worth sitting through Vince's narration of the Hawaiian sights. The first sex comes in a nice secluded cave with Vince getting a quickie blowjob from the other girl.
As the vacation continues, they sit through a really cheesy luau show. Nice to see that even the rich and famous get suckered into this sort of thing. At least we get to see Janine trying to learn how to hula. Can you imagine being all liquored up at some tourist trap show and checking out the betty on stage and realizing it's Janine. What a mixture of excitement and horror.
After a long evening of doing tourist things, and nearly forty five minutes of non sexual action, it's time for you to all see what you've been waiting for. Janine stands over Vince and shoots him as she strokes his cock, whispering things to her that are a bit hard to understand. Then she has him lie on his back and the real fun begins. There can be no doubt, with the camera position and lighting set up the way it is, that this session was meant as a video keepsake for one of them. (Three guesses which one?) At forty six minutes into the tape, the moment millions have been waiting for occurs, a hard cock enters Janine's mouth and there it stays. Janine must be commended for her impressive sword swallowing here. It's more than just the thrill factor, this woman knows how to suck dick. Oh, and by the way, for those wondering how Vince measure up. Well, I've seen Tommy Lee and Vince is no Tommy Lee, that's for sure.
You have to love the way Janine plays this for the camera, looking into it, using her on camera skills to keep everything well framed as they 69 for a while. She turns around so that her ass and pussy are right in the camera as Vince brings her off with his tongue. Great shot. When it's time to fuck, Janine rides Vince, once again, grinding her ass in perfect view and looking back over her shoulder. Wow, this is a beautiful woman. After a few minutes of this, Janine pulls a quick dismount to suck her own cum off Vince's rod. If you can read lips, you will catch I love to taste my pussy on your cock. That's it, a million viewers just spewed loads at the same moment.
The reverse cowgirl looks even better as Janine spreads her pussy while she slides up and down on his rod. This has to make everyone want to see her do the same to Peter North or Rocco or any one of dozen other porn studs. When he puts her on her back and starts really fucking, things get out of frame a bit so we seen Vince's ass and Janine's legs. I'm sure you feet fans will go nuts since her feet are center shot. The other girl, who looks a lot like Drew Barrymore and Janine keeps calling Brandy, gets involved in the action. Eventually, this woman lies on top of Vince while he fucks Janine. You can't see much, but she sure is a vocal fuck. They all switch places so that Brandy is on top of Janine while Vince fucks her from behind. At least they move the camera so the angel changes. Too bad most of what we see now is his ass.
Janine ends up playing director after a while, taking the camera and capturing the action as Vince slams Brandy. Not to complain, but why wasn't Brandy taking the camera when Janine was getting the dick? That would have been nice. No cum shot to close things out, but we do get to watch as Vince films Janine fingering her pussy. Brandy brings in a vibrator with equal parts finger fucking and battery operated fun, the blonde sex Goddess climaxes
For those people hoping to see Janine bust loose and become the cock crazed nymph we've always wanted her to be, might be a bit disappointed that she doesn't go Debi Diamond on us. However, if you just always wanted to see the cover girl face take a dick, or that million dollar pussy stuffed with a flesh pole, then this is your chance. (Likely your only chance.) Unlike that other celeb video, fully half of the tape is sex. The non-sex is pretty cool, with lovely scenery and Janine showing the same sort of presence she has shown in her porn career. The sex is good beyond the obvious appeal of seeing Janine stuffed with sausage. Then again, just watching her with a guy is more than worth giving this a go. For me, I loved it, even if it did make me want to see Janine hook up with some professional cocksman in the very near future./P
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This is a movie that lots of fans have been waiting a very long time to see. Janine has been one of porn's top contract girls for over a decade and her decision to finally do guys set off a storm of speculation. Now that she's doing boys, would Janine break that unwritten rule about contract girls and black men? We learned quickly that was going to shoot a scene with Mr. Marcus and later heard that it also included Sean Micahels. The big question then became, when would Vivid take this scene and put it in a movie so we could see it. Well, we have our answer. They're putting it out now. She is the star of this movie and as the clever title tells us, she's doing IR in a big way. They even seem to have found a way to work the scene into a feature. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing, but either way, we're going to get to the bottom of this Janine three-way IR fuck-fest. That my friends, is a good thing.
Janine and Julian have a relationship with strict rules. He is there to serve her and even something as simple as a blowjob is out of the question. Their unusual relationship has both of them looking elsewhere for stimulation. Julian has a thing for his secretary, Eve Laurence, but is too timid to make a move. His pal Chris Cannon has no such problems and is licking Eve's slit before you know it. He works her into a state fairly quickly. (Is it just me or does the sound seem to be a bit off here?) She uses her tits well, but this isn't a great blowjob. We can't really blame that on Eve because she does her best. It's just shot from too far away and treated as if it doesn't really matter. She is bent over the stairs for some standing doggy that is captured from a better angle. The action gets pretty good when she is on top shaking those big tits in his face, but the heat comes too late. Chris shoots his load onto her big tits. This scene starts slowly and never really gets off the ground.
Julian gets some at home though. Janine makes him jump through a few hoops, but the payoff is pretty good for him. Watching Janine suck cock is still novel enough that we can forgive another poorly shot blowjob. (Come on PT, that's a big cock in the mouth of one of the prettiest women in the history of porn, why are you back so far?) Things get better when they start fucking, but I still find myself wondering who has spent more time on the business end of a tattoo gun. There is some great doggy here as Julian pounds away on his wife with that huge prick. Janine gives a short ride, but hops off in time to jerk him off. I like the longer shot here because he just blasts off into the air so we can at least look at her body as the streams of cream shoot from his meat.
There is plenty of sex going on around Julian even if he won't take part in much of it. His pal Vincent takes a couple of blondes, Taylor and Jamie and enjoys them both at once. There are two girls sucking dick here, but we mostly see nothing but a couple of blonde heads bobbing. By now we should be used to the way the action is shot, so just sit back and wait for the fucking to begin. There is some anal here and even a nice little double facial. This is another scene that wastes too much potential.
Julian is starting to take control over things in his relationship. He threatens to fuck Janine up the ass before making her watch him with her busty Euro-gal pal. This is pretty much the same thing we have seen so far. It's an outdoor scene so the lighting is a little better, but it's still a pretty mild sex scene. Some of the reverse cowgirl footage is all right, but most of us are watching this movie to see Janine so another lackluster fuck a random girl just isn't going to cut it.
We finally get to see what we've been waiting for. Janine does a flashback to one of her sexual adventures, thus allowing the scene to fit easily into the movie without feeling totally unrelated even when it is. She takes on Marcus and Sean in her car first, letting them stand on the seats of her convertible while she gives head for a few minutes. Everyone moves into the house where she is anxious to squat and suck some more. The way the action moves from room to room reminds me of a gonzo flick and Janine has some genuine sexual energy going on here. She said that this was a fantasy scene and she certainly fucks like it is. Marcus throws her feet up over her head and fucks her pussy as hard as she can. Her make up gets smeared and she is very good at begging for more. It is remarkable how different this scene is from the rest of the movie. The energy is a whole lot better and it's nicely paced. For a scene from a feature, it's fucking strokeable as well. The guys shoot loads all over her face, giving her the kind of treatment we've been waiting forever to see.
In the end Julian just really wants Janine to fuck the private dick he has hired to follow her. All it takes is a phone call and Evan Stone is in bed with Janine. She eagerly sucks his cock, devouring those huge balls like they are made of chocolate. They have great energy together as he takes her from behind for the standing doggy. Janine responds well to being fucked hard and even throws her legs way over her head on the hardwood floor. He pulls out and shoots all over her tits. It's not much of an end to the movie, but the scene itself is pretty hot.
For those of you looking for more action, check out the bonus material. There are five other Janine scenes. (All veggie of course) We also get a great digital gallery of Janine shots, a BTS reel, some advertisements and of course, previews for other Vivid flicks. (Including the new Devil in Miss Jones which I will review later in the week.)
I'm not exactly sure where to start. Probably with the big three-way since that is the main attraction here. Yes, it's a Vivid feature with a story and all that, but come one. It's Janine doing two black guys that makes this flick interesting. That scene is pretty good and is certainly the best of the bunch. Janine's energy level is outstanding as it is in her other scenes, but the action is just hotter here. If you want to rent or buy this flick to see Janine's first IR scene, then you'll be pretty happy. Marcus fucks her silly and she handles the action quite nicely. If you're looking for a great movie overall, then this isn't it. The story is sketchy and while there are some decent dialog scenes, it just doesn't work on that level. Janine's scenes with Evan and Julian aren't too bad, though they are shot softer than most of us would like. All of the scenes are shot with the cable friendly angles and we just have to get used to that fact. If you happen to like this style of movie, then you're in for a treat because Janine goes after all of the guys with the same ferocious energy she has used on women for years. If the whole movie was shot like the scene with Marcus and Sean I would be a whole lot more enthused about this project. As it stands, the event scene is still very much worth checking out.
Submitted by Roger T. Pipe
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