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Battle of the Glands VOD Movie
Battle of the Glands Description:
Battle of the Glands is also available in VHS
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Starring: Lynn LeMay, Kira, Rebecca Wild, Montana, Kim Chambers, Traci Prince. This movie is about boobs. Enhanced boobs. In the far future where men are long extinct (I guess the fish and the bicycle theory played out. ) women are having a major crisis. Silicone supplies will soon be depleted. A new liquid source is being sought after. Whatever. The sex is pretty stimulating, better if you can overlook or enjoy the augmentations. The acting is near atrocious. Lynn and Rebecca's lesbian efforts are decent, but the others are definitely better seen and not heard.
Cheap. Cheap! CHEAP! If you videotape two people having sex in you basement, you're already in line to produce the sequel. The direction of the sexual encounters is good, and that is always the most important aspect of porn production.
Four pleasing, but semi-standard sex scenes. A threesome leads things off involving Lynn, Kira and Rebecca. You see a daisy chain. Next is Rebecca and Montana. Pussy-locking action to finish. Then comes Lynn and Kim. Lynn's tongue is extremely active. Finally you get Kira and Traci. A solid plunge through the lez scenarios.
Lynn LeMay. Her tits are too large, but she's pretty, a good sextress and for some reason I really like her. Rebecca's a pro and all the women expressed having fun.
Rebecca's semi-attractive, but she needs a damn chin. Apart from Lynn, none of the women were real lookers. Traci Prince's profile resemled that of Barbara Streisand's. (Insert vomitting). The cleavage is too excessive. Will the men (especially those who frequent the strip club circuit) who make it clear that abnormal breast size will garner women huge paychecks please step forward. Now slap your dumb-f**king asses silly. Repeat once a week until the day you die. Thank you.
The sex is good, nothing else really is. I rate it a 5 because of that.
Posted By The Philogynist, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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