Roger's Rating:

What happens when you become the most popular, sought after and talked about male star in X videos? Well, if your name is Rocco Siffredi, you turn your good looks and C**K of stone into a successful directing career. So well liked is Rocco that he can direct his movies in Europe, usually in his native tongue, and bring them over to the US with hardly a peep from Yankee porn fans. Who cares if you can’t understand a word he is saying in the heavily accented voice over? The sexual intensity that Rocco has always shown as a performer is equally prevalent in his videos. This is not to say that I don’t get somewhat annoyed not being able to follow any of the dialog.

Judging from the subtitles provided, a lack of comprehension just might be a relief. Rocco takes us to a sold out arena for a concert given by some friends of his. The crowd reacts as if these guys are Pearl Jam and Alanis Morisette all rolled into one. However, after seeing the front man dash across the stage in a frightening costume that is a vile cross between sixties TV superhero and Technicolor under-roos I was ready to die laughing. If you think his costume is bad, wait until you hear this guy wail. Thank God Rocco breaks up the concert footage by taking a pair of Anita’s, Blonde and Dark, backstage for a super hot quickie. Having obviously paid attention during his tutelage under Buttman, Rocco captures a great two girl blow job before nearly fucking the two women through the wall. Anita Dark, with the exception of some nasty implant scars, is devastatingly sexy. She and her blonde counterpart share a load of jizz for a good two minutes in a great cum swapping make out session. We need more scenes like this in the movie and not footage of the band singing a tribute song to John Holmes. If these subtitled lyrics are correct, then this band makes the Spice Girls look like Lennon/McCartney.

After the concert, Rocco and some friend stop by a local nightclub, where the Italian porn stud seems is the guest of honor at some swingers ball. After a couple of male dancers heat up the room, the onlookers erupt into an all out orgy. I am guessing that these are real swingers as most of the women are wearing masks and only a precious few are good looking. There is just a few minutes of action, mostly C**Ksucking, followed by a number of facial cumshots which is nice since watching all these people do full scenes would have been a chore. Instead, Rocco picks out a pair of women to focus on. The more attractive brunette, he fucks himself, (NATCH) while the rather rotund woman gets herself off on the couch, squirting her juices all over her sausage like fingers.

After living the life of a rock star, Rocco shows some great imagination, leading into his next scene with a mock soccer match played in miniature on a tennis court. This simulated sporting event is complete with cheering crowds, painted spectators, dapper sportscasters and injuries. However, instead of the old wrap and painfully hot shit I used to get when I tweaked a groin, the fallen warrior gets a first class blowjob, while another woman is giving handjobs to the screaming crowd. When the game is over the winning team gets to fuck the hot blonde referee in the ass. One problem, the game ended in a tie. No worries, she just lets both teams bang her tight backdoor. This attractive blonde takes some major anal pounding in a gang bang that escalates when two brunettes join the fun. All of them get assfucked, DP’d and have their faces covered in jizz as both teams drain their balls dry. Check out the monster facial taken by a cum guzzling dark haired Debi Diamond look a like Euro bimbo.

Rocco gets called away to Los Angeles, but before he goes, Rocco gives his secretary a good bye fuck. This dirty talking woman has more hair between her legs than on her head, but still has some appeal. (I like the short hair, but trim that bush.) Rocco fucks her good and hard on the desk before saying ciao by spurting jizz all over her mouth.

On a stopover in the UK, Rocco is greeted by a good friend who has brought along a petite British tart, Laura Turner. (She and Rocco did a scene in Buttman’s Bend Over Babes 4 that defies description.) Here, she uses her charms in the backseat to convince him to stick around a while. Laura is pretty in a very ‘slut next door’ kind of way and you must see Rocco cum in her mouth and watch her play with it for a long while to truly appreciate just what a rising star she is.

At the house, another blonde, not quite as hot as Laura, but easy to look at none the less, is there to greet him with open arms, and wide open mouth. In an upstairs bedroom, little Laura is busy begging to suck the C**K of some very lucky guy who can’t get out of his pants fast enough before slamming his C**K into her tight pussy from behind. Rocco brings his girl to the doorway to watch Laura fucking. I guess he has decided to stick around a while. He starts to fuck her which is great, but then he just starts slapping her across the face. Sorry. But this just isn’t something I can not get into. (Back away from the ‘Rog is a censor’ smack, I just don’t get turned on watching a guy wail on some poor woman no matter how much she pretends to like it.) It is much better to watch her take his huge C**K up her ass in some hard butt banging before this cute new girl spins around to take an A2M facial which she shares with her greedy friend by dripping jizz down into Laura’s mouth. Now THAT is nasty but still sexy.

The two women turn their attention to the remaining pair of guys, with Laura swallowing every inch of C**K that is given to her. Both British blondes take C**K backdoor in twin RCA with Laura once again stealing the show by taking a ball flopping anal that stretches her ass to the brink before her man explodes all over her shaved pussy, only to have her girlfriend lick it all up. They like that so much that Laura hops aboard the other stiff C**K and rides him until he spews on her ass so they can repeat the whole cum licking scenario. The two girls finish up the scene with a long, cum swapping kiss. Someone hose Laura down, because this lass is en fuego!

Finally in the States, Rocco heads straight for the home of Buttman where you know the women are hot and ready for everything he has to offer. Among them is Christi Lake, one very sexy woman. The three women and four men go inside where the games begin. This trio of tantalizing twat proves to be all too much for the guys who succumb to their wily charms. Besides Christi, there is a very busty redhead, and an incredible blonde who both fuck like true superstars. While the other two women are more strikingly beautiful, Christi is total hotty, taking a great DP and a fine facial. A bit of a letdown not to see more of the other two, but not a bad scene for Christi fans.

Rocco pairs up one final time with a beautiful blonde. The two of them have such great on screen chemistry that one can not take his eyes of their scenes. It is a basic fuck scene with a great facial to end this video on a high note.

While much of the action in this video is fantastic, there is far too much time spent with Elio e le Storie Tese (The Italian band) for me. Those scenes dragged the video down and took away time that we could have been watching more scenes like the soccer gang bang or better yet, more of Laura Turner. The cast is not listed, although you will recognize a few faces and other body parts. Ms. Turner, Kristi Lake, Anita Blond and Anita Dark are the most familiar to me. In all, this was a good video when the focus is on sex. More of that and less bad Italian pop music and this would have been an even hotter view.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM