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Odyssey Video
Odyssey Description:
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| Jethro Tall's Movie Review (1) |
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Starring: Vanessa Del Rio, Susan McBain, C. J. Laing, Hope Stockton, Gloria Leonard, Samantha Fox, Sharon Mitchell, Eva Henderson, Ellyn Grant, Herschel Savage, Bobby Astyr. . . . What performances?!
This movie was nothing more than a series of sex scenes that were not even complete! A boink here, a boink there, and maybe a couple of cumshots, and that was it! Even Vanessa Del Rio's scene came (figuratively) and went!
I got this movie because I like Vanessa Del Rio, and her picture on the box was suggestive of a scorcher. But as I viewed the movie, the disappointment hit me like a tidal wave. This movie is a terrible waste of Vanessa's talents, and I would not recommend it for even the most zealous Vanessa Del Rio fan. If the movie were only plotless, that could be forgiven, but this film was not only plotless, it was pointless! The film's idea did not seem to be going ANYWHERE!!!
The sex scenes were too brief to be arousing, and they were all shot indoors with extremely poor lighting. You barely have time to get an erection before the scene you're watching is over. Furthermore, you have to jump on the FF button frequently, since there is considerable space between scenes.
I liked Vanessa Del Rio's picture on the box, as stated before.
The entire film, including Ms. Del Rio's scene. A real groaner!
This movie does not even deserve to be called a movie; it has to at least have a point, if not a plot. I give this moviea 1 only for the box cover. The producers could have had Vanessa make this film a ringer, but they made it a weiner instead.
Maybe they were thousands of dollars in the hole and couldn't afford any quality. . .
Posted By Jethro Tall, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Odyssey VHS
Custodian Of Records Odyssey VHS
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Odyssey VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Odyssey VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Odyssey VHS or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Odyssey VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Odyssey VHS label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: Sean Barrios, Custodian of Records, VCA Labs, Inc., 8484 Wilshire Blvd., Beverly Hills, CA 90210. VCA Video hereby certifies that Odyssey VHS Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Odyssey VHS may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Odyssey VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Odyssey VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Odyssey VHS Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Odyssey VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Odyssey VHS label appears are archived for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: Sean Barrios, Custodian of Records, VCA Labs, Inc., 8484 Wilshire Blvd., Beverly Hills, CA 90210. VCA Video hereby certifies for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. that Odyssey VHS Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Excalibur Ent. Inc. may here upon rely.
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