Roger's Rating:

I have to admit, I have really enjoyed Seymore Butts month so far. The last few movies he's done, specifically the Mexico stuff, has been really good again. This one has a cast to die for. In addition to Alisha Klass, we get Monique DeMoan, Bonita Saint, Alexandra Nice and Monique. (and Jon Dough, is this Ex-Extreme week at Casa De Butts?) [And when do Cherry Mirage and Alana Evans make their appearances?] I have to admit, watching Lish and Bo continue their lust fest started in Assgasms 2 has me pretty pumped about starting this film.

When Seymore shows up, he finds Alisha already entertaining Monique DeMoan, Jon Dough and Herschel Savage. After a bit of opening chit chat, they get to what we all know they were doing before he walked in. I swear, Monique looks quite a bit like little Miss Jennifer Love Hewitt. She and Alisha start getting friendly, while Jon and Herschel sit on either side of the, watching and waiting their turn. Monique has a delicious looking pussy and Alisha eats it for a very long time. That makes both cocks hard so hands and mouths start wandering. When Alisha slips over and starts sucking Jon, Monique drops her pretty mouth into Herschel's lap and starts swallowing his hard rod. While she tries to give him a footjob, Ms. Klass is taking Dough's big pole all the way down her throat. Both of these women are fantastic at on camera oral sex and that makes this footage extra hot. Finally, both girls decide that their pussies need cock and mount the guys for some side by side lap riding. I really like the way Monique's ass looks here, posterior perfection personified. With a big kiss, the girls make the switch and go for some reverse cowgirl. If synchronized fucking were an Olympic sport, this scene would earn all four performers a shot on the US team for sure. For the anal, they break formation a bit with Lish going RCA and Monique taking it doggy style. We all know how well Alisha takes it in the ass, but watching Monique do the nasty makes me wonder why she has been so underused during her career. The fact that she can hang in there with Ms. Klass tells us that she is one first class butt slut. Clear another spot on your trophy shelf Seymore, this one is a award caliber group grope. The wide spread RCA from Monique is a fucking ball drainer for sure. Facials for both girls round out a brilliant opening effort.

The next morning Seymore wakes up late. He is supposed to get Alisha to the airport, so she takes his cock in her hands hoping to make everything rise. You have to love Lish because her idea of a hand job also includes hot talk and little bit of sucking as well. Just the purr of her voice would likely make me shoot a big load in her honor, but Seymore waits until she has his cock pointed right into her mouth to fire his love juice. Fuck the alarm clock America, we should all wake up to this sort of activity.

Alisha is out of town dancing, so Seymore forgets an appointment with Alexandra Nice. As soon as he hears that she's found eighteen inches of black cock, Seymore invites them over. While he is out, she lets herself in and Seymore finds them all out by the pool. Alex does indeed have eighteen inches in her tiny hands. Twelve from Lex and another six or so from Valentino and they look great surrounding her pretty face. Sucking one, then the other, Alex bobs her head back and forth with the guys finger her pussy. Everyone moves inside, where Alex concentrates on Lex's monster cock, sucking it deep while Val does labe lapping. He gets her pussy wet enough to take the massive invasion of dark dick. Lex is able to stroke pretty deep into he shaved slit and Alex never seems to miss a beat. After taking that monster, she lets Val in and he has to fuck her extra hard. Alex is one of those women who seems to get hotter every time I see her and Seymore does a perfect job of capturing this scene. You have to know the guys are checking that hot Euro-ass and waiting to get inside. Taking her from behind, Valentino gets up the butt first, fucking her just as hard there as he did in her pussy. They get her bouncing on his cock, then Lex comes in and starts fucking that puss again. After the quick DP, she urges them to unload on her pretty face. Big load here from Sex, and well aimed too. Val adds quite a copious amount of jizz as well, leaving Alex totally messy and too damn sexy for words.

On the trip, Alisha just happened to run into the incredible Monique. Seymore quickly agrees to give her a ride home as well. As soon as they get home, we get the sadly mandatory piss scene. Why the hell do we follow her into the bathroom in the first place? Talk about ruining a so far, perfect porn vid. The girls send Seymore out for burgers and when he comes back, you'll never guess what he finds. Monique is on top of Alisha, locked in a 69 that has both women moaning against each other's pussies. Moving around behind Monique, Seymore lets Lish suck him hard before sliding into the inviting black pussy in front of him. Both girls share his cock, showing off impressive skills before Seymore finally shoves his cock into Lish. Monique gets plenty of dick up her hot little ass as well. She even does a little A2M before helping guide that cock right up Lish's back road. Ever notice how Seymore saves some of the very best for himself? Finally, he unloads on both faces. For those of you just love hot anal sex, mark your counters on your VCR and keep watching the second half of this scene, it rocks.

Bonita and Alisha are busy in the back yard playing tennis with their instructor. Like before, an awesome tease sequence is ruined when the women piss on the court. We had one piss scene already, does that mean we can skip it in the next movie? After the match, the girls give their instructor a nice blowjob. I actually had to turn the movie off for a while to wash the ugly taste of stupid urinary tricks out of my mouth. I just didn't want to miss the sight of Bonita taking a big cock in her pretty face. The girls attack this lucky guy's prick with a barrage of lips, tongues and fingers. They start lubing up Bonita's ass, getting her ready for some hot booty busting action. She hops up into his lap, taking it all, and bouncing in some hot RCA action. Who would have thought this cover girl beauty could be such an ass whore? Not one to be left out, Alisha takes over and gets her ass reamed as well. I see now how these chicks beat this guy on the court. He was obviously saving up all of his energy for the post game fucking. (Which is what I plan to do when I play Anna Kournikouva and Martina Hingis.) Another shared facial to close things out.

Let me tell you friends, this is about a perfect a Seymore movie as I have seen in a long time. (I think I said that about the last one as well, indicating a great trend.) In fact, were it not for a couple of really unpleasant pissing scenes, this one would have been scored a perfect ten. The opening four way fuck with Lish and Monique DeMoan was fantastic. I hope to see more of MM in Seymore stuff soon. Alexandra Nice taking on Lex and Val was fucking awesome. Maybe next time Alex can take Lex in her ass. The other Monique also shines in a three way with Lish and Seymore. The final Bonita anal is also fantastic. Take away the silly pee tricks guys and you have a perfect, butt slamming, pussy stuffing face creaming pile of porn perfection.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM