Judge & Jury's Rating:

Starring: ATTRACTIVENESS:
Tyffany Million: A-. Sexy, blonde hardbody. Big implants that complement her frame. Great legs. Bald beaver.
Jill Kelly (Calista Jay): C+. All-natural blonde. Great legs. Marginal, small tits.
Melanie Moore: B-. Tall, Amazonian, all-natural blonde. Mediocre, small tits.
Isis Nile: C-. Brunette. Generic job on large implants. Bad hair (short, curly locks).
Vixxxen: A-. Slender & shapely platinum blonde. Flawless, god-given figure. Great legs. Outstanding, medium-sized breasts.
Sarah Jane Hamilton: C-. Redhead. Mediocre, large tits.

THE ACTION: Each scene follows an identical format; talk of masturbation likes & dislikes, &/or fantasies during the act, &/or early experiences (real?) are alternated with tease sequences in a variety of outfits prior to the actual solo masturbation scene.
Tyffany Million: Wears a black, see-through nightgown during talk. Tease outfits include red frilly lingerie & a white teddy with matching gloves. While in her white outfit, she lactates while squeezing her nipple. Solo begins by seducing the viewer with lewd acts while in purple fishnet stockings, bra, & panties. Squeezes breast milk onto a strawberry & eats it. Inserts a carrot into her pussy (don't really get to see her bang herself with it). Rubs a half-eaten strawberry against her genitals. Inserts grapes into her pussy followed by their removal & consumption. Fucks her moist slit with a banana while she works her clit with a silver vibe. Orgasms with a shudder but continues playing with herself. Before a debatable second orgasm, she pulls out the banana & plants a finger in her brown eye. Actual solo = B+. Short scene without the lewd conduct before the real action. Banana rather than a man-made phallus more interesting. Orgasms always increase enjoyability.
Jill Kelly (Calista Jay): Tease outfits include a silk nightie, red hosiery & matching garter, a pink teddy with matching gloves, & light green bra & panties. No sound during the teases. Lack of sound extends into her masturbation scene, lasting 15 consecutive minutes. Sound is restored toward the end of her solo. While in red hosiery & matching garter, she does various combinations of rubbing a vibe against her clit, pumping her pussy with a vibe, & fingering herself with two digits. One or two vibes are in use at different times. Unsure whether she cums or not. Actual solo = D+. Lack of sound is maddening.
Melanie Moore: Wears a lavender nightie during talk. Wears white see-through dress, bra, & panties during her teases. No sound during the teases. Wears black latex thigh high boots, matching sleeves, & a matching top made of checkered straps along with a studded collar during her solo. Plays with hot, candle wax. Sound cuts out just before she reveals a purple vibe & is restored about 3 minutes later. Uses the vibe to buzz her clit and to penetrate her folds. Uses her fingers to rub her clit and to invade either hole. Questionable oragsm where she forcibly ejects the vibe. Actual solo = D+. Outfit detracts from her beauty. Silence is annoying.
Isis Nile: Tease outfits include two distinct two-piece swimsuits--one yellow, sequined & a second hot pink, sequined. No sound during the teases & for the first 4 minutes of her solo. Strips out of a white outfit down to just her stockings & then down to nothing, stopping to rub her clit in between. Rubs her clit to orgasm. Actual solo = C-. Silence is annoying.
Vixxxen: Wears a white nightie with black dots during talk. Tease outfits include a gold & black sequined one-piece swimsuit, red & black lingerie, & a frilly, white teddy. No sound during the teases. While in a see-through blouse & white fishnets, she pumps a silver vibe in & out of her pussy. Later, she uses this vibe on her clit while she takes a pink dildo to the hilt in her wet slot. Unsure whether she cums or not. Actual solo = B-. Great oufit & a great body. Lots of full body shots.
Sarah Jane Hamilton: Tease outfits included a black dress with white spots & a wicker hat, almond hosiery & corset with a matching see-through wrap, & black coattails, corset, & tophat with matching latex thigh high boots. No sound through most of the teasing. Removing a green teddy & stripping down to nothing, she climbs into a shallow bath tub & rubs her clit. Sitting just outside the tub, she turns to face a full-size mirror. Watching herself in the mirror, she rubs her clit while probing herself with a dildo. As she nears climax, she pulls out the dildo. She then squirts generously. Continuing to play with herself, she achieves another squirt soon after the first. Actual solo = B-. An excellent scene with a so-so looking woman.

Depending on the scene, the picture & color varied from mediocre to good. Probably favored good about 70/30. Why a fair percentage of the film lacked sound boggles me. Tacky music would have been preferable to deathly silence. The locations near the water were premium locations. The other sets were pretty typical.

Tyffany Million, Isis Nile & Sarah Jane Hamilton impart the scene that they are genuinely enjoying themselves. They all have definte orgasms. Tyffany's shudders & Sarah Jane's squirts are real turn-ons. If I watched the movie again, I'd definitely bypass Jill Kelly's & Melanie Moore's scenes despite their looks. Tyffany Million, Vixxxen & Sarah Jane Hamilton are the only "must see" scenes.

Tyffany Million & Vixxxen are top tier starlets. I can't emphasize how gorgeous these two are.

Every significant period of silence drove me to near insanity.

An equal mix of good & bad. A deduction has to be taken for the annoying periods of silence. Objectively, I'd have to say it's about a However, if you are a loyal fan of Tyffany Million and/or Vixxxen, it should garner a somewhat higher rating due to the quality of their scenes--maybe a 5.

Posted By Judge & Jury, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM

Reviewer's Rating:

Starring: Sarah Jane Hamilton, Tyffany Million, Jill Kelley, Melanie Moore, Isis Nile, Vixxxen.
I'm not sure what to say about the performers here. I mean, all they do is--supposedly--masturbate and talk dirty. So when you consider the fact that they are faking --oops, sorry; acting-- then you have to decide if what would had worked in a regular sex scene works the same way here.
Personally I wasn't very impressed. Perhaps somebody else will be.
Still, it is worthy of mention the fact that Sarah Jane Hamilton "squirts" into a mirror and licks it off. I've never been fully convinced that Sarah Jane can actually squirt. Her "Rainwoman" stuff looks more like she's merely peeing. Here it looks pretty much along those lines too, but since she licks it off then either she likes pee or she's REALLY squirting.
Still, do remember that liquid CAN be inserted in the vaginal cavity and then released for a dramatic visual effect. So take that into consideration before you start drooling all over her.

This is cheap video at its fullest. Not only the producers saved a few bucks by NOT hiring males--and half the females an all-girl video would have had for that matter-- but they did it in such a way that the video could be peddled as fettish stuff. This is mainly due to the fact that the girls masturbate using different outfits, Tiffany million uses fruit, and Sarah Jane squirts.
But the truth is this flick is a plot-less turky you could fall asleep into. Honestly: why would anyone be turned on when you can SEE that the supposed masturbation scenes are pre-fabricated fakes?

It did nothing for me. Maybe some of the younger, less experienced viewers will find it erotic, but I'm sure even they will find be bored by it sooner or later.
I'm guessing that only diehard fettishists with a thing for Tiffany's outfit will be delighted. Regular porn viewers will most likely ask themselves why the hell are they watching this video anyway.

It ENDS.
OK, I'll be nice: Sarah Jane's squirt thing was kinda nice to see (hey, you don't see that every day!).

The fact that it's the same crap done again and again: girl dressed in funny clothes fingers herself, says four-letter words, fakes moaning and screaming, and then fakes orgasm. It's pathetic!

A 3 based on the unusual Sarah Jane squirt. Take that out of the equation and the result is probably a 2.

Posted By Reviewer, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM