Roger's Rating:

For years there was an untapped vein of sexuality in the world of porn. Fans of bespectacled babes were too often left out in the cold. They would sit through hours of pointless sex vids, hoping to catch a glimpse of a young lovely with her glasses still on. When they did happen to stumble on such a scene, the inevitable shedding of the specs when the boffing commenced would leave the poor viewer frustrated and reaching for his Lens crafter catalog for comfort. Kick Ass Pictures decided that fans of glasses had suffered long enough and launched their Specs Appeal line. Now the whole cast has that sex class brain look and the women leave the glasses on for some serious sexual action. Like many other Kick Ass lines, the scenes in SA come with cute little set ups. They are sort of how-to segments with the actors stumbling through the wrong things to say before getting a do over and eventually scoring.

Angel Long is up first and with her oh so lovely accent, she describes her love for foreign film. Lee Stone is the guy who tries to get into her pants and he is pretty funny as he says all the wrong things. (He is even funnier pretending to be a foreign film aficionado. Eventually it's his anti-porn ranting that gets the thin Brit out of her top and onto his jock. She takes that big rod in her hand and slips it between her willing lips. For an uptight chick, Angel does a really good job with her mouth before slipping out of her dress. Normally I would make some crack about how unrealistic it is that they could fuck in a theater, but it is supposed to be a foreign film. It's perfectly conceivable that they would be the only two people in the place. She plays with her pussy a bit before hopping onto his lap for a long hard ride. Her tight hole slides all the way down on his pole and Angel is quite please with her new toy. She spins around, puts those long legs on the seats in front of her and gets nailed in the ass. Lee takes over, bending her over and then folding her legs back on the seat while he rams her. Angel's glasses make the perfect target and the little slut even licks them clean. That's a wrap baby.

Lisa Parks is a folk singer who smokes as she reads her dialog. She has the whole misery chick thing down as record executive Pat Myne works his way through the mine field that is her sexual psyche. Lisa isn't all that pretty with her hair done this way. It looks greasy as hell. Pat doesn't mind at all and soon has the singer naked and ready to sing into his microphone. The thin blonde does an adequate job sucking dick and then opens up her pussy for the always creepy Mr. Myne. He manages to slide his dick up her ass, but she seems about as thrilled about this as most of us would be to see Andrea Dworkin heading up our front walk. At least her expression gets happier when he takes his dick out to shoot on her face.

Avy Scott is a prettier girl who rushes through her dialog like she's trying to get home in time to see "American Idol." She's a stuffy wine chick who helps Bobby Vitale pick out a good vintage for his meal. He pops the cork on her desire and is feasting on a couple of very good sized hooters. Avy directs him dowm south for some generous labe lapping. She returns the favor, starting with his balls and working her mouth over his cock. The lighting for the blowjob is a little sketching, leaving much of the action in shadows. There is no such problem when she starts riding his cock. Bobby thrusts up into her pussy hard enough to make those big tits really shake. Rolling her over, Bobby pushes he knees up to her chest and fucks as hard as he possibly can, finally shooting a big load all over her glasses.

Becca Bratt looks really good in her glasses. She is a bookstore babe looking to write a new chapter in her own sexual history. The dialog is pretty good in this scene and the payoff is even better. Becca lets her hair down and shows off her firm young titties. Like most chicks these days, she has too many tats, but that pink little pussy is enough to help me overlook some bad art decisions. (OK, the one over her pussy is enexcusable.) She shoves his face in close enough to read the writing on her twat and then pro sucks his dick to full attention. The body ink mars Becca's bod, but she has a cute face and good energy as she gets nailed on the couch. I love the way she takes the load and licks it off her specs. She may be the cuttest babe with her clothes on, but naked Becca drops a few notches.

That leaves only Daniella Rush as a coffee house chick who likes a good grande latte as well as a grande cock to play with. Jay Ashley gets to put the moves on this fine looking brainy babe. He talks her right out of her top and into his lap. Lovely Daniella has the best total package of any girl in this movie. Her natural body is way above average and she looks great in her glasses. She delivers a nice blowjob that is shot mostly from the side. This isn't a great idea for specs movie. POV shots would be mandatory to really thrill the core audience. Jay spends a lot of time working on her pussy before leaning back and giving her a hard dick to bounce on. She looks great bent over the table where he is allowed into her asshole. They could have held this position longer, but Jay wants to get on top and really pound away on that butt. Once again we get a big shot on the glasses and a pretty girl to lick it all up.

Like most other Kick Ass Pictures projects, this one is well shot, nicely done with some decent set ups. Daniella Rush and Angel are the best babes in this movie with the latter giving one hell of a fine A scene. Becca is hot, but the body ink really ruins it for me. I'm sure they are running out smart chicks for their set ups, but as long as they find cuties who will keep their specs on during the sex, then this series will keep hitting the mark.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM