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Geranalmo Video
Geranalmo Description:
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Starring: Misty Rain, Maeva, Nikki Sinn, Sharon Kane, Kitty Yung, Alex Sanders, Chad Thomas, Steven StCroix, Jerry Pike, TT Boy.
On the female side of the video Misty Rain was great and look like she thoroughly enjoyed her anal scene with Chad Thomas. Also high honors go to Kitty Yung, who even though is not really that good looking, managed to take three guys like a real trooper.
And on the male side the only thing I will point out that Chad Thomas is supposed to play the part of a Native American, but since he doesn't look like one the part seems laughable.
What did you think of the film's production values?
I'l be honest with you: I laughed my ass off when I read the title of this video. Obviously is a spoof of "Geronimo".
Now, as most "spoofs" it hardly has anything to do with the original mainstream film. Save for the plot, which revolves around the American Cavalry looking for Geranalmo to take him prisoner, everything else is alien to the film.
Misty Rain, for example, supposedly is a pioneer girl. Yet, how many pioneers had NIPPLE RINGS or went outside on SHORT JEANS?
The direction earns some points due to the fact that some of the scenes are outdoors, but loses points due to the fact that there are only FOUR scenes in the entire videoa--and one is a lez scene.
Mostly good. The first scene with Misty Rain was good (she seemed to be enjoying it, and that always improves the quality of a sex scene by tons. )
Also the four-way with Kitty Yung was nice, but it has a major problem: The two facials are shown in slow motion. Attention future porn directors and current lamers out there: THIS NEVER WORKS. It takes away the fun! It just spoils an therwise good shot!
Misty Rain. She's great looking and her performance was hot and honest.
Two things: First; It has only 4 scenes. Granted, one is a semi-gangbang, but it would had been justified ONLY if the gangbanged girl had been better looking.
Second: The slow motion. That will always get on my nerves.
Not bad. I'll say a well deserved 7 is in order. The sex was mostly good, but at only four scenes it leaves the audience somewhat with a feeling of dissapointing. It's not like these guys are Ben Dover for them to feel like they can get away with it with only four scenes.
Posted By Reviewer, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Geranalmo VHS
Custodian Of Records Geranalmo VHS
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Geranalmo VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Geranalmo VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Geranalmo VHS or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Geranalmo VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Geranalmo VHS label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: F. Koretsky, Custodian of Records, ABV, 59 Lake Drive, Hightstown, NJ 08520. HIP Video hereby certifies that Geranalmo VHS Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Geranalmo VHS may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Geranalmo VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Geranalmo VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Geranalmo VHS Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Geranalmo VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Geranalmo VHS label appears are archived for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: F. Koretsky, Custodian of Records, ABV, 59 Lake Drive, Hightstown, NJ 08520. HIP Video hereby certifies for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. that Geranalmo VHS Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Excalibur Ent. Inc. may here upon rely.
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