Roger's Rating:

Hustler's Barely Legal series, directed by Clive McLean is one of the most technically sound, great looking video lines on the market today. The picture quality is absolutely stunning and McLean's lengthy career as a still photographer translates to some beautifully shot women. As I've noted a few dozen times, I'll never understand the inclusion of pissing scenes in this otherwise brilliant series, but it gives me a good reason not to give every one of these movies a perfect ten. This collection of virginal cuties is bursting with desire to loose their cherries to whatever dude happens to come along at just the right time.

Diamond is a blonde with a strong French accent. When she arrives on her cousin's farm, you know we're in for some barnyard fun. Evan Stone plays the second cousin who quickly learns that little Diamond has grown up. She strips off her top and does some sunbathing, getting her big, real tits nice and brown. Very nice pacing to this scene, good tease and nude footage as Evan gets more than an eyeful of her temping French flesh. Evan helps put some lotion on her body and that's all she wrote. These two can't resist any longer and start humping in the mid-day sun. Since she's only wearing her tennis shoes and socks, Evan takes full advantage of her exposed honey pot, licking it like he's finishing off the brownie bowl in grandma's kitchen. Evan leaves his cowboy boots on as the overseas sex kitten nibbles his knob. (He also leaves a bandana on his head, making him look like an extra off the set of MASH) She can't fit all of his cock in her mouth, but does manage to make it all disappear into her snug, shaved slit. When Evan flips her over, we get a good shot of the tat on her left asscheek. So much for the innocent girl from overseas. Fucking him makes her so horny she just has to feel that dick up her tight ass. I'm sure lots of virginal French chicks find sodomy with super sized cock to be quite orgasmic. Apparently, it drives Diamond simply mad. He pulls out just in time to reach her face and cover her lips in cum. Not a bad looking scene from this naturally busty slut.

Sabrina Jade plays a young woman who dreams of being in old movies, but also enjoys going to raves. Her upper arm and belly tats are bad enough, but both little boobs are littered with ink as well. She gets all dressed up in a slutty little outfit. It takes her a while to put the whole thing together, but when she's done, Sabrina look ready to tramp it up big time. Sneaking out the window, she hits the rave, trash dances with some guys and even lets some of them feel her up. The women's bathroom has a huge line so she goes into the men's room, pushes some dude away from the counter and squats over the sink to let loose a golden stream. Now that the tats and piss have totally killed any sexual heat for me, some guy starts kissing her on the counter. The dude fingers her on the counter, then makes everyone leave while Sabrina gets down to suck his cock. Like I said, the heat is already gone for me, and her average head doesn't do much to jump start the libido here. He lifts her up onto the sink and the screw in very cramped quarters. Average looking, Sabrina is even less than average as a fuck in this scene, making me count the seconds until the finally shoots onto her face.

Another chick from the party, Princess, stumbles out to an RV with some guy, stops long enough to piss on the front step, then goes in with him. This chick has a soft little body with some lovely boobs and a face that isn't too bad. I've seen her in some decent scenes, so I'm kind of looking forward to watching her get busy. After a short oral exchange, she bounces in his lap, letting her soft figure jiggle in all the right places as well as a few of the wrong ones. When the camper gets too crowded, he takes her outside and bangs her on an old couch. This scene is better than the last, but still a far cry from the most enthusiastic effort in Princess' short career. She does take it on the face, but this lackluster at best.

Destiny is an eighteen year old black girl working as a domestic for a rich white family. When the parents go away, their bratty kid has a huge party. Less than thrilled at having to clean up after him, the thin babe cuts lose on his worthless ass. When he goes back into the house, she decides to strip naked and lotion herself up at poolside. Logic be damned, this girl has a fine looking body that begs to be ogled. Enjoying the sun, she starts rubbing her pussy when out walks the dude. I don't think she likes him much, but that doesn't stop her from letting him kiss her pretty nipples or lick her nearly smooth lips. After two not so cute babes, Destiny is a big step up, especially when she shows off her oral skills, taking the young punk to the root between her thick lips. Ready to fuck, Destiny spreads her thighs and lets him. They kiss a little bit, but it's really the way she holds her legs back and lets him drill her dark muff that makes this scene work. Only a tattoo in the middle of her back gets in the way during the doggy. He finally pulls out and deposits a thick white load on the crack of her ass.

Judy is a chick who readers her letter to Barely Legal in French. Basically, she's a young hitchhiker who falls madly in lust with the dude who picks her up. Bobby Vitale stops to let the girl pee, once again cooling the growing sexual fire of this scene. Eventually, he finds another spot, pulls off the road and starts getting some of this cute blonde's dripping muff. A little wide across the ass, Judy does give very good head and has a pretty face as a bonus. Bobby uses the open door of his car for a little standing doggy, before turning the tables and giving us the best view of her totally bald beaver. He ends things by jerking off all over her pretty face.

Just about everything, good and bad, that I've ever said about this series applies to this volume. The picture quality is excellent, the sex is very well shot and some of the girls are pretty fresh looking. Actually, Diamond, Judy and Destiny are the fresh looking ones, the other two are a whole lot less attractive than usual. There is the normal pissing which is still such a major bone kill I have to wonder when Hustler will grant us nice little warning stickers separating the sex videos from the stupid bathroom trick videos. Technically, this is still one of the best lines on the market and even this sub-par cast is worth a stroke or five. Compared to others in the BL series, this one is a few notches from the top, but it's still one of the better porn tapes you are likely to find on your shelf.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM