Roger's Rating:

After a rather disappointing opening effort to this series, Joey Silvera is back with his new crop of would be models turned X rated gymnasts. From the very beginning, I like this tape better, because the cast is actually credited. Beyond that, the cast is much better looking and, unlike most in volume one, actually seem to have a pulse. Imagine that. I don’t know the whole story behind the production, but it is my guess that Joey had more to do with this video, as it is a huge step forward, and much more like his very entertaining "Butt Row" work.

The first very lovely lady to grace the screen is a baseball cap clad, roller blading blonde named Missy. Beautiful does not begin to describe this incredible creature. I mean, she is Vivid girl hot looking, (But without all the Vivid hang ups) with a tight little body and the kind of face that make grown men put down their remotes and grab their D**ks. (Err, Rog, that is probably just a bit more than they wanted to know.) Missy blades around Joey, taunting and teasing him right off his feet. You know, the way he handles the camera here makes me think he has been taking lessons from his good bud Buttman. In the car on the way back to his place, Joey finds out a few things about sexy Missy. For one, she is sad because she killed a 70 year old man by sitting on his face. Second, that she, like all good coeds, carrying an array of sex toys in her bag. And finally, that sexy Missy is just too horny to wait before using some of those toys in the car.

Once at the beachfront home, Missy is quick to get out of her shorts and down to some serious dildo teasing. She is so incredibly hot, that even a grizzled porn vet like Joey can’t watch this for too long without jumping in for a taste. With her cap still on her blonde head, Missy then shows that she really knows how to suck C**K. The camera angles get a bit wild, (Since when did Spike Lee start doing porn?) (Maybe after that piece of shit Girl 6? Or was it after Crooklyn?) This little lady is so hot, that not even some off the wall camera antics can not take away from the beauty of this oral sex scene. Props to Joey for not blowing a nut inside of thirty seconds.

He holds out long enough to give Missy a good boning, although it seems as if the young blonde is actually teaching the old guy something here. The way this utter beauty takes a pounding and acrobatically fucks back earmarks her for huge stardom. A body and face like this, combined with a great on screen attitude is destined to be thing of many a wet dream. By the way Joey, nice touch to leave on the cap and the socks, this is the sort of sexy stuff that can so easily be overdone (Ahem, Max….) but in this case it is just perfect. Her ass remains uncharted territory in this scene, but she more than makes up for that with a hard working hand job cum shot. No, it doesn’t get on her face, but just watching this covergirl face so close to a spurting C**K is fantastic. Missy rules.

Tom Byron stops by to crash the photo shoot of two similar looking redheads, Morgan McCleod and Nikki Arizona for the next scene. If you are a big fan of auburn haired lasses, then this will get you going. If not, there is not a lot of immediate eye appeal in either of these two average looking ladies. (Or is it just that I spent so much time admiring Missy?) Silicone boobed Nikki is the better looking of the two and has some great C**Ksucking lips in her oral exercises. In fact, Morgan looks a bit lost early in this scene, content to stand by looking completely forgettable as Tom skewers Nikki from behind. Her interest level seems to raise only slightly when the two women switch places. In spite some brief anal taken by Nikki, impressive only in the fact that anyone who takes all of Mr. Byron in the backdoor is worth mentioning, and a shower like cum shot from Byron, this scene has moderate heat at best. Worth scanning forward if you don’t have a lot of time.

The third scene in the video should be better after the dud that came before it, but it stars a less than attractive Dusty, and caters to a smoking fetish that I just HATE. (Sorry, I just don’t think smoking is anything close to sexy.) Dusty is a skinny, light brunette woman who moves right into her scene with Joey. She seems a bit enthused, but to be honest, I was ready to hit the fast forward button before she even got her clothes off. Her sexual heat is nearly non existent and not even Joey can seem to get things off the ground here. Watching Dusty fuck is rather as exciting as watching bass fishing at 3 AM on ESPN. Yes, there is anal and a facial, but no, this is not enough to come close to saving this turkey. Strike two Joey, let’s hope there is something great waiting in the wings.

Who does Joey call upon when he need something great? How about cuter than cute blonde Stacy Spelling? Like Missy, this fresh faced youngster poses with her baseball cap on backwards and displays a natural playfulness in front of the camera that shines far and above her fellow performers. In an at home cool down session the lovely (Though hardly a twin for the famous daughter of the billionaire TV mogul she is named after) Stacy shines with her toy, nearly single handedly saving this video. By the time her partner shows up to lick up the heavily flowing juices, it is safe to say that my interest was peaked once again. Stacy seems to be a bit interested as well, in her partner’s hard C**K. She is a natural born tease and uses her charms to work him into a frenzy even before she gets her pretty lips around his shaft. Could this be any sexier? Well, it could have been had she actually spent any time sucking C**K. Oh well, can’t have it all. Guess the stud just couldn’t wait to bend her over and get inside that sweet pussy.

Considering how close to perfect Stacy’s body is, it’s really no wonder that she looks this hot with a big C**K inside of her. She seems to have quite a good time riding it. Damn, those boobs are more than likely filled with silicone, but this is a fantastic boob job and fit her petite frame like a glove. The on the couch fucking is very sexy with both participants looking like they are having the time of their lives. The lucky fellow pulls out just in time to dribble a rather disappointing money shot all over Stacy’s perfect breasts. Although it fizzles a bit at the end, Joey avoids three duds in a row with a very hot coupling.

The last chance for super hot sex in this volume is exotic Tabitha. Joey talks this sexy brunette into a brief bit of posing followed by a car ride that quickly turns into a revealing look at this lovely young lady. After she poses completely nude on the balcony of their hotel, Tabitah and Joey get down to some serious sex. Losing the exhibitionist angle, they move indoors where Tabitha greedily accepts all the oral loving that Joey can dish out. This dark skinned beauty has a lovely pussy that just screams out to be sucked clean, but can she give as well as she gets? Well, maybe not quite, but she does have great lips and dark, sexy eyes, making it a pleasure to watch her swallow sword.

Still in her thigh high stockings, Tabitha lays back, ready to take Joey. Very nice to see her all natural body here. If she sticks around very long, I’m sure they will pump her full of plastic, but at least for this brief moment, we can enjoy what nature had given this lovely lady. After briefly exploring her puss, Joey leans back while Tabitha lubes up her backdoor for a bit of anal action. She seems a bit hesitant at first (Totally understandable.) but seems to get into it rather quickly. Joey pounds away on the petite sweetie for a while before she leads him back onto the balcony to finish up. She gives his C**K a tremendous pumping, coaxing a thick load right onto her sexy lips. In this, she is ultra enthusiastic. Nice way to end this tape.

Well, after a somewhat disappointing debut, Joey Silvera rebounds nicely with this effort. In spite of a slow middle, this tape begins and ends with a bang. Missy is the crown jewel in this episode, with some great work by Tabitha and ultra hot Stacy Spelling. The somewhat disappointing Dusty scene and the three way with Nikki and Morgan are a drag, but they can not stop this video from being worth a look. This one makes me at least ready to rent Fashion Sluts #3.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM