Roger's Rating:

If it seems to you like just about everyone is coming out with their own line of Gonzo product, you are not alone. Seems that every guy who ever got it hard in front of a camera, (And some guys who weren’t even any good at that.) has his own series. In some cases, that makes for some lousy viewing, but in the case of Joey Silvera, who has always been one of my favorite, occasionally off beat actors, it makes for some very good stuff indeed. Having a cast of fresh faced, new talent doesn’t hurt any either, but let’s get to that later. As for Joey, he is just sort of floating around, in classic Buttman tradition, searching for pussy and more often than not, finding it.

We start things off immediately, with Euro-babe Coarlie doing some rather risqué modeling along the side of the highway. That leads quickly to a continuation of her exhibitionism back at Joey’s place. Nothing out of the ordinary here, just Joey watching a very lovely brunette strip down and masturbate a bit. Coralie, who I have seen in some of Anabolic’s European productions, has got a tight little body and a cute smile to go along with a great set of perky, all natural breasts. By the time she is through showing off, Joey is good and ready to introduce her to some on camera sex, American style. The grizzled porn vet just can’t seem to get enough of her shaved pussy. Can she give as well as she gets? Well, like her Euro-sisters in sin, Coarlie seems quite at home with a stiff prick between her pretty lips. Not about to stop there, Joey shows her what its like to the first girl fucked in a new video series. From the way this lovely lady takes a boning, I would say this is the first time in a very long time she has experienced anything for the first time. After a basic three position fuck with decent enthusiasm, Joey completes the baptism with a good sized load across her waiting tongue. Good, bordering on very good. Not bad for an opening volley.

Sweetie Pie is up next. Besides having one of the most lame names in adult video, there is not much about this woman that is all that remarkable. Don’t get me wrong, she is attractive, just not up to the par of the rest of this cast. However, after a bit of chat, Joey leaves this blonde and goes to a photo shoot for the next scene.

For this scene, very attractive young woman, Frankie Layne, is Joey’s model.He shoots this nubile cutie with her firm, real breasts and her million dollar posterior. Eventually, an onlooker shows up and they decide to go ahead and fuck right there on a rock. (Well, of course.) The outdoor setting does make for some great oral shots, as the model goes in to swallow some sword, with her hair flailing about in the breeze. Very sexy. When the action moves indoors, it is somewhat less exotic, but the cute model opens up a bit for some anal probing. Unfortunately, the action does not really add up to anything in spite a facial cum shot. Nothing much to get excited about here.

Back at home, Sweetie Pie is busy playing with a toy she found. Joey soon joins her. He spends a very long time licking her ass, which I’m sure was more pleasurable for her to feel than for us to watch. After giving him a brief blowjob, Sweetie crawls around on the floor a bit before they get together in a chair for a thoroughly uneventful and forgettable fuck scene. Yes, there is anal, a lot of close up anal actually, and there is even a rather gooey cum in the mouth shot. However, I lost interest in this scene so long ago, that it really does little to help.

Up next is a pretty cute redhead Kimberly Kyle, who is busy getting a tan at poolside. Joey is there to coax her into a little self stimulation. This dildo fucking scene is the best bit on the tape to this point. This lovely young woman knows how to talk dirty and looks good enough to eat. Her work in and around the pool is worth watching and then some, however that is nothing compared to her all plastic DP, which is impressive beyond expectations. If you are at all a fan of solo female action, you must check this out, very hot. By the time we add some D**K to the scene, things are already good and steamy, so I for one, could not wait to see this cutie get down with some hard C**K. Unfortunately, the action gets really erratic here, with a bit of C**Ksucking, then a bit of standing fuck, then some anal. It just all moves to fast for me, and seems to be rather haphazardly put together. Once things settle down a bit, and we get to watch this lovely lady get her ass good and reamed, the action is good, very good. Love the leg up high anal spooning. Nice touch. The facial is mostly lost, but she saves it by sucking wildly on her lovers C**K for a long time afterwards. The best scene of the video by far.

The final Fashion Slut is a cute latina named Sabrina. (No, not that Sabrina.) She looks really bored on her way to Joey’s house. (Was she watching the Sweetie Pie scene to?) Joey takes a long time getting her out of her clothes and into her bikini where she goes through a very lacidazical bit of posing before her sex scene with him. Her interest level during her brief poolside boff is a step below the interest level of the average person watching the Reform Party convention. (Earth to Sabrina, lay off the valium honey.) You know, I haven’t seen a girl this close to comatose since the last Ed Powers video I watched. Long, boring anal footage and the most reluctant and wasted facial this side of Teri Wiegel make for a perfectly dead ending to a lame scene and a mostly lame video.

You know, when I pulled this video out to review it, I really did not expect it to come out this way. I bought all the Fashion Slut videos and have been buying all of Joy’s Butt Row series as well. Imagine my surprise when I found that this video lacked virtually any sexual appeal. Kimberly Kyle and Frankie Layne are the hottest . The redhead’s dildo scene is by far the best thing in this video, and in all honesty, probably worth a rental all by itself. Coralie is pretty good to, but beyond that, the cast is just not all that appealing. Nothing quite like average looking women totally bored with their sex scenes to keep things from rising to a boil. A bit disappointment from Rog.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM