Roger's Rating:

I'm not even sure if Outlaw Productions is still around. This is another movie I pulled out of storage. At first I couldn't figure out why I had it at all, but then I turned it over and remembered. This one has Heaven Leigh doing a scene with Jake Steed. It was a rather big deal back then because Heaven was one of the women caught up in internet bickering over interracial sex. Like a number of girls she got dumped on by some yahoos who didn't have a clue. That crap seemed to stop a bit after this movie, but Heaven vanished shortly after shooting this one. I miss her, but that's another story. At any rate, this is a movie with a clever title that does nothing with it. If the girls are “groupies” we certainly never see any of that played out. No sucking dick for back stage passes, no adoring fans bending over for their favorite rock stars, none of that. In fact, with no cast ID, no semblance of anything more than sex, this almost looks like a comp of other stuff.

The movie starts out on a bad note with some slow motion dick sucking. Why the hell would anyone do this? I'm not sure who the girl is (This movie has no ID on the cast anywhere) but she is happily sucking away on a big black cock that we can later see belongs to Mark Anthony. In addition to the slow motion, we get a rather lame angle that continues as her works his condom-covered pole into her pussy. Already stuck in a lifeless scene, things slow down again when he stuffs it into her butt. This is just bad porn with this girl lifelessly taking Mark's dick in her butt until he shoots onto her tits. (In slo-mo of course.)

Bridgette Kerkove is playing hide and seek with Byron Long and another guy. She wins and gets to fuck the fuck them both. For this movie Bridgette has a short, slightly curly look to her hair. For those of you who are always on me about pre-implant Kerkove action, this one features here before all the additions. She takes out both big cocks and starts sucking them like she's in love. Whatever heat there might be is cooled greatly with more slow motion shit. I know why cable-friendly movies do this, but come on. It doesn't help when the audio features Bridgette talking to the guys while her mouth is full of cock. It clearly doesn't sync up and makes the scene pretty dreary. The scene chugs on, giving us some anal and that's where Bridgette always impressed. She can take a big cock in that little ass quite well. Even here there isn't a lot of life though. She lies back and takes it while sucking the other cock, but the heat just isn't there. Even the guys seem bored as they dump cum onto her face.

Steve Hatcher gets to work with a sharp-featured blonde who is soft in the middle and thick in the thighs. She looks familiar, but I can't quite figure out who she is. Since the slow motion sex continues there isn't much hope of this one being any better than the first two. She sucks his cock for a long time which I guess is a good thing. On the other hand it is pretty dull blowjob footage with slow motion visuals that don't match up to the audio. She moves her wide butt up onto his dick and slides up and down on his pole with her pussy. We get some full motion doggy that isn't horrible and she asks for his load, taking it on her face.

Finally we get to the Heaven Leigh scene. I'm not sure if this was her first IR scene, but I know she didn't do many of them before leaving smut. Her super pale skin makes for a nice contrast against Jake Steed's, but mostly we want to see those pretty lips wrapped around a big cock. Since the scene doesn't start with slow motion it is already better than the rest. Jake is too big for her mouth, but Heaven stuffs what she can inside and then works her hands on the rest. Heaven also keeps her tongue active as she gives the best head of the movie. For a smaller girl, she always had quite the booty and Jake is happy to have her swing those buns onto his face for some 69. She slowly works her way onto his cock, taking it into her body (sans condom) until she is used to the size. There is some great looking cowgirl going on, but the director has decided to move the camera over behind a plant. Who does he think he is, Brad Armstrong? Showing great energy Heaven gives us the first good action of the flick. She even takes t in the ass for about fifteen seconds before a big slo-mo popshot. This is a good scene, but after the crap we have seen so far, it feels even better. I really, really miss this sexy girl.

Nici Sterling gives us reason to be happy we stuck around this long. Of course the scene starts out choppy with a brief kiss and then some blowjob footage that is shot from an angle that can only be described as shitty. Nici is one of the sexiest women to ever suck dick on camera so just give it to us straight OK? A second guy shows up and the action gets considerably better. She moves her head back and forth between cocks and about half of it is shot well. The other half is a combination of chin shots and shaky movement. Even during the well shot portions Nici has her eyes closed as if she is shamed to even be associated with this project. Eventually the guys let her up off the floor and put her on the bed. She gives us some decent RCA here, taking a rubber-clad cock up her tight bum. The good is mixed with bad though as we get slow motion oral action shot from her forehead. Who is in charge of this mess? Even the shot on her tongue is shot upside down so most of the potential is wasted. Shot two is in slow motion so it's even worse.

Another girl who looks familiar, but has no name gets on her knees in the kitchen to give uninspired head to two guys. Even when she is going a good job, taking TT Boy's dick to the root for example, the camerawork is shaky. As an added bonus she never sucks Jake's dick at all and takes both loads just moments after the scene begins.

India and Chris Cannon wake up next to hear other and are shocked to find that they are in bed with someone of another race. (I'm sure it makes sense on some level.) After a half second of pause they decide that color doesn't matter and they should just fuck. I always loved this pretty girl so even the slow motion blowjob has some appeal to it. (At this stage I'm grasping for anything halfway decent.) Chris leans back and enjoys a decent enough blowjob before slapping on a rubber and giving the little babe a ride. Anyone who likes extreme skin contrast will really enjoy watching her reverse cowgirl. Oddly enough this scene ends in just a few moments as he hoses down her tits. The best news here? This fucking movie is over.

Some porn is incredible and some is bad. This one is just incredibly bad. Where do we start? The camerawork is horrible. When the cameras are not shooting the action from horrible angles, then it's shaky. When they do manage to find a good view, they turn to slow motion. What kind of shit is that? The cast has a few really cute girls mixed in with some forgettable babes. Heaven's scene is the best, but the ten second anal and slo-mo facial are inexcusable. Nici is hot, but the scene is just dreary. You could cut it down to about seven hot minutes and throw the rest away. Since there isn't even an attempt to add the whole groupie angle to the mix, this movie has to rely completely on the sexual heat and technical aspects. Far more often than not, it fails on both counts. Now I need to go find some good Heaven and Nici scenes to purge this piece of crap from my mind.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM