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Dyke Bar Video
Dyke Bar Description:
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| The Philogynist's Movie Review (1) |
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Starring: Nina Hartley, Tera Heart, Delta Force, Alice Springs, Brigette Aime and Raven. Nina is the owner of a dyke bar. That's the storyline.
Okay. The audio occasionally went out, but in porn it's hard to tell if you have a bad copy or it was just released with some mistakes. Famed director Duck (Dickhead) Dumont was in pain in the ass as he was overheard speaking about ten different times. Note to directors: Keep. . . your fucking. . . yaps. . . SHUT!!!
I had a grand ol'time. The film starts off with an extremely laid back Brigette and the adorable Tera Heart. Tera's great, but Brigette was uninspired. I didn't get the feeling she didn't enjoy it, but I did get the feeling she couldn't care less if the viewer enjoyed it. This is followed by a great scene as pussy hungry body builder Delta gets invited to eat stranger Raven's snatch. Delta's botty almost matches Nina's great asset and Raven is a tall, delectable dish Great enthusiasm, lovely legs and dripping wet pussies. Gave me the munchies. Next, an extended scene (some looping) involving Nina and her girl toy, Alice. Great muff diving. Nina is ever so special as she takes full control of the scene, including pumping away like mad in a pretty good strap-on session. Alice is completely at Nina's mercy and loves it. Nina always appears to have real orgasms and a hellof a good time. The finale is a very entertaining orgy starring the entire cast, sans Ms. Springs. Lots of ad-libbing and fun being had by all, perhaps even Brigette. A daisy chain brings about the climax. Raven is super cute and sexy here.
A small, close-knit group of gals enjoying each other to the fullest. I relish any scene with either Nina or Raven.
Dickhead Dumont's interruptions. Also Brigette's performance, which reminded me of a quote from a great 1939 film based on the L. Frank Baum classic. "As coroner, I must aver, I thoroughly examined her, and she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead. " And the Munchkin did but slightly embellish.
Very good release that I give a hard 8. If only the director and Brigette had contract disputes, it could have been better.
Posted By The Philogynist, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Dyke Bar VHS
Custodian Of Records Dyke Bar VHS
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Dyke Bar VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Dyke Bar VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Dyke Bar VHS or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Dyke Bar VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Dyke Bar VHS label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: F. Koretsky, Custodian of Records, Effex Media LLC, 59 Lake Drive, Hightstown, NJ 08520. Pleasure Productions hereby certifies that Dyke Bar VHS Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Dyke Bar VHS may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Dyke Bar VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Dyke Bar VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Dyke Bar VHS Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Dyke Bar VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Dyke Bar VHS label appears are archived for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: F. Koretsky, Custodian of Records, Effex Media LLC, 59 Lake Drive, Hightstown, NJ 08520. Pleasure Productions hereby certifies for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. that Dyke Bar VHS Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Excalibur Ent. Inc. may here upon rely.
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