The Walrus' Rating:

Starring: Six new women billed as "California's Nastiest Cock-Hungry Coeds" appear in a scene each with a team of two men rotating from a group of seven. Each scene is identical-the woman dances for a minute, thengets onher knees and blows the men for six minutes. The menthen lie on their backs for another six minutes while she continues to blow them. In the last minute, she takes facials from them. The only performers who stand out are Jesse, the blond on the front boxcover, who is easily the best looking of them and also shows a bit more personality, and the woman identified as Shawna on the tape and Eve on the box. She has the biggest breasts, so we get some nice jiggling in her scene to add to the oral action.

The set was the same in each scene andis minimalist. The action takes place on a rotating circular stage covered with a white dropcloth, and the background is seamless white background paper. The only prop is a white cushion for the woman to kneel on. The lighting, camera work, and sound are well done. There is no script, although some of the women ad-lib a little. The only other sound is the natural breathing, grunting, and slurping of the action, with some quiet New-Age background music.

Eroticism is not the word to describe this-it's really roboticism. Th emen are essentially passive, headless torsos, programmed only to stay hard and ejaculate on cue. Only an occasional smile or giggle distinguishes the women from pretty androids programmed only to give head and take facials.

The women were mostly attractive. All were fresh and youthful. None had boobjobs or visible tattoos.

It is stunningly momotonous. Six identical scenes featuring nothing but blowjobs has the same appeal as a six-course dinner consisting of nothing but candy bars-it starts out pleasantly, but ends with little satisfaction. I watch porno to see attractive women in a state of sexual arousal, and that means their pussies eventually have to get some attention. An alien watching this would get no idea that there is anything sexually interesting between a woman's legs either to men or to herself.

For all I know, this may be a great work of performance art, but it fails as porn, and is worth no more thatn a 2.

Posted By The Walrus, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM