Roger's Rating:

Call me crazy, but I figure it's about time I review a Kid Vegas movie. Every time I've thrown one of his vids into my VCR, it ends up yanked out in a few short minutes, never to be seen again. This time, I will make the commitment to finish the movie, no matter what. Of course, as the credits roll and the Kid has his own mug shoved right in the camera showing us his tongue, I am already regretting that decision. Hopefully, Vegas will take some hotties south of the border for some hot Spring Break action.

It takes about five minutes of general silliness to get to the first action. Kid has this average looking chick in bed and starts kissing his way down her body to her shaved little cookie. For some reason she doesn't want her face on camera and keeps sunglasses and a hat on while she sucks his cock. (Ashamed to be doing the Kid perhaps.) Other than a pretty pussy, this girl really doesn't have much going for her sexually. She fucks likes she's going through the motions and we never do get to see if she has a cute face to go along with her decent body. After a long fuck, Kid drops a load on her belly, but all she wants is for him to get the fuck off her.

After watching Kid Vegas fuck around for a while, he runs into a blonde chick on the street. He leaves and she masturbates a bit. I guess this girl is cute if you like super pale chicks who have that heroine boy body. Eventually he makes it into the scene, giving her a dick to suck on. This chick finds a way to act excited about the whole thing, but cutting away to Kid's mug in the camera kills any heat pretty fast. The pasty chick kind of grows on me in a totally whacked out drug whore kind of way, but there just isn't enough here to make the scene very strokeable. He does some anal on her little ass then drops a pretty good load on her face. Not a pretty girl, not a great scene.

You know, I like some travel log videos, but watching Kid Vegas fuck around in Mexico is about as interesting as watching ants crawl up the wall. Drugged out dorks on ATVs is only fun to watch if they end up crashing and hurting themselves. Somehow, he survives his day and finds a fairly cute chick to go back to his room. We get a little POV action as she takes his cock out of his jeans and starts sucking it. The video is a bit dark and grainy here, making it look like a home video, but hey, it's the best action so far. Besides, this looks more like a movie that would be made during a spring break fling and I like that shit. After a quick POV fuck, he drops a big load on her belly.

He's got a couple of good looking girls on a blanket. They are supposed to hook up for a lesbian scene, but look as if they're about to yawn at each other. Bored chicks don't do much for me no matter how fucking cute they are. They do a lot of kissing and tit play, but it's just too much effort for too little return. You can't really blame the Kid for this. These chicks just aren't kookoo for cunt like I would be on Spring Break. On the plus side, this looks like what might actually happen if you offer to coeds enough money on spring break in Mexico, long, boring semi-lesbian sex between two pretty girls who are counting the seconds until they can grab their cash and blow it on their drug of choice.

Among the witty little tidbits Vegas throws on the screen during this marathon of snoozablilty is "the people who revivuew (sic) porn don't know shit." Well Kid, you're wrong about that. I certainly know shit when I see it and guess what? This movie has about as much to stroke to as the average oil change training video. I like the idea, it just doesn't turn out well. The first and last scenes are totally void of sexual energy. As I said, it's not totally Vegas' fault for that, but at least cut the long lame scenes short. The one scene that is kind of hot is grainy and dark, but at least it looks like a home movie. If Kid Vegas ever makes a movie that it is half as impressive as he thinks he can make, we're all in for a treat. For now, the Kid has a long way to go before I would recommend his stuff to anyone.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM