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Don't Try This at Home! VHS
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Don't Try This at Home! Video
Don't Try This at Home! Description:
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Starring: This is another bizarre feature from the twisted mind of John T. Bone. There are four segments and each one stars some of the more extreme pornoqueens: squirter Kerri Downs, Jordan Lee, the lesbo duo of Skye Blue and SummerCummings, and the incredible Anabel Chong. The performances were actually quitegood. Downs brings herself to a juicy female orgasm; Lee takes on two hard penisesthat both eventually end up in her ass at the same time; Blue and Cummings do allkinds of weird lesbian things; and Chong provides a gang-bang finale that includesdual anals, multiple cum shots and a river of semen encasing her smiling face. Interesting. . . .
Bone is a good director and quality is usually the hallmark of his productions. This oneis no exception. You almost have to duck to avoid Downs' squirt stream and youalmost thing that it's your D**K that is part of the duo that violates Lee's cute butthole.
Good production.
The eroticism here is for those who like theirs on the edge. Downs disappoints as she uses vibrators and dildos to create her stream of female juice -- and I'm not really sure what kind of juice she ejaculated! Skye Blue -- a really gorgeous woman who is sort of wasted in her lesbian attitude -- and big-titted Cummings do a variety of weird things that, in the long run, just aren't sexy. I enjoyed Lee and her dual anal; she does it well, seems to like it, and completes the sex scene with a double facial that she laps up to the last drop. Chong, well, Chong is Chong. She sucks and screws her wave througha forest of penises and ends up drinking the nectar from each. I don't think I'd want totry this at home with her, though. . . .
Jordan Lee is cute, sexy, horny and hot. Her double anal is great; she also seems to be a convincing actress. And I should be perverted enough to admit that Anabel Chong's scene is worthy of a rewind or two. . .
I'm sorry to say that Kerri Downs did nothing for me. Her scene was contrived andphony, and she didn't seem to be having a good time. And, like I said, I don't want toknow where that stream of juice came from!
This is for those with bizarre sexual tastes only. I'd give it an uneven 7.
Posted By Big One, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Don't Try This at Home! VHS
Custodian Of Records Don't Try This at Home! VHS
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Don't Try This at Home! VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Don't Try This at Home! VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Don't Try This at Home! VHS or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Don't Try This at Home! VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Don't Try This at Home! VHS label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: M. Gonzolaz, Custodian of Records, Metro Interactive Video, 9327 Deering Avenue, Chatsworth, CA 91311. Fantastic Pictures hereby certifies that Don't Try This at Home! VHS Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Don't Try This at Home! VHS may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Don't Try This at Home! VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Don't Try This at Home! VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Don't Try This at Home! VHS Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Don't Try This at Home! VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Don't Try This at Home! VHS label appears are archived for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: M. Gonzolaz, Custodian of Records, Metro Interactive Video, 9327 Deering Avenue, Chatsworth, CA 91311. Fantastic Pictures hereby certifies for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. that Don't Try This at Home! VHS Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Excalibur Ent. Inc. may here upon rely.
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