Roger's Rating:

Once again we reach way back into the porn collection for this gem that was on high rotation in my college apartment during the late 80's. Christy Canyon was the first porn girl I ever fell in lust with and this movie features here in two excellent scenes. It also stars two other early faves, Heather Wayne and Bunny Bleu. It's a simple little story that doesn't really have to make much sense. To some of you this movie will look a bit dated. The hair, make up and clothing are all very 80's. Of course Christy's tits and Bunny's pigtails are timeless so it won't be a total loss. Just sit back and enjoy the natural tits, big hair, big bushes and colorful fashions of the day. Oh yeah and in case I didn't mention them enough take a good look at Christy's massive tits.

Christy introduces herself and the story in the first fifteen seconds of the movie. She is a cop who does the tough jobs and this time she will be posing as a hooker to nab a white slavery ring. Steve Drake is her partner and all she has to do is open her blouse to show off her bra-encased hooters to sidetrack him into some hot sex. Young Christy was a marvel to look at and she could give some great head when she was into her scene. In this case we get to see all of her oral skills. She works Drake's rod the base and uses just enough hand action to go along with her tongue work to really make it outstanding. Steve rolls her over and starts fucking her pussy. Christy's tits look ready to pop right out of her bra so she just helps them along a bit. She even fucks him back a bit which is very sexy. Besides her great energy and a bit of dirty talk, it is her shaking tits that really steal the show. At the very end he turns her over and slips into her from behind. This is hot as hell, but he lasts all of four strokes before leaving his thick load on her pale cheeks.

Colleen Brennan is the Madame of the house and she is happy to welcome Christy into the fold. The first customer follows Christy and though he likes Heather Wayne, Colleen sends him back to see “the dom.” This poor guy kind of loses out because he ends up with Beverly Bliss who is average looking on her best day and in leather with severe make-up she is downright scary. Bev orders the college kid out of his clothes and puts him to work licking her furry bush. I didn't like this scene back when I used to watch this movie a lot and it's not any better now. Beverly is just a filler girl and the guy can't seem to get his dick hard no matter how much head she gives him. They manage enough wood for her to ride on and that lets use see her tiny tits and that pelt she has between her legs. Not to be totally negative, we do get some nice looking doggy and a load that should help condition the long hair she has growing around her pussy.

Steve is also undercover in the house and he gets to check out “Little Bit” played by Bunny Bleu. Those of you who only saw the harder, biker Bunny from the end of her career may be shocked by how well she pulls off the little girl thing here. Watching this scene one has to believe that it was a Max Hardcore favorite. I swear he dresses his girls these same clothes. Bunny's ohhh and ahhhs are a bit overblown, but her little body looks great and she rubs her pussy against his finger like she really enjoys it. When it comes time to suck cock, she plays coy, asking for approval and flashing her innocent eyes up to him every few strokes. There is some great eye contact here which was rare for this time period. Bunny coos like a naughty girl as she works her tongue over his head. Steve puts her in doggy and then lets Bunny do the work. She pushes back and gives him long strokes all by herself. This is so fucking hot that I can't believe no one does this any more. The reverse cowgirl is great also, but the best position for this scene is sort of a half mish/half spoon thing they do with one of her legs up on his shoulder. Bunny plays with her tits and talks him all way to a big shot all over her bush. She even rubs the jizz up onto her tits as she jerks out the last few drops.

Heather couldn't fuck the college kid because she is “private stock.” We finally get to see who she belongs to. Billy Dee is big boss man. He is suspicious of the new girl and doesn't seem all that interested in this pale-skinned reserve fuck. She has to beg for it, but eventually gets what she wants. Heather really did look and sound a lot like Traci Lords back then. She lies back and lets Billy lick her slit. He's got as much of a fro on his head as Beverly had between her thighs. In classic 80's style she leaves her heels on while sucking his cock to full mast. Heather isn't quite as hot as Christy or Bunny, but she looks great on her back and has a perfect body for reverse cowgirl. Billy takes her from behind and jerks a pretty good load all over her sexy little butt.

Colleen sees the college kid all worn out from his time with the Dom and she offers him one on the house. She looks like she could be Heather's mom or older sister, but is just as horny as ever. He gets to lick a shaved pussy this time and that is easier on him and on us. They work quickly into spoon where she can hold up a leg and give him encouragement. There is some good stuff here including a great reaction from Colleen when he starts nibbling her nipples, but it isn't anything anyone is going to remember when it's over.

Christy is still investigating the case. We know that because she's outside taking pictures. Billy catches her and drags her inside to be interrogated by big bad Dan Mann. His macho act is comical, but Christy is still looking so hot that it's nice to see her play off of it. (Love the body glitter too.) Christy looks amazing in her lingerie and has him eager to dive between her legs for some serious rug munching. She talks dirty and encourages him in a way that we didn't always see from Christy. They also share a nipple in a bit of footage that is really fucking hot. Dan pulls her over on top of him and puts her mouth to good use. Christy has to suck hard to make him rise, but the look in her eyes is fantastic. She looks like she is really trying to suck it right off of his cock. He squeezes her big tits together and fucks them as well. They are both ready for some serious fucking and Dan does her hard in mish. Christy keeps begging for it faster, but her tits are already bouncing up and down. When she rolls over we get some of the best footage of her boobs swaying that I can remember. Dan stops moving and Christy fucks him until his cock pops out. He makes her beg before sticking it back in, but then they take it home with fantastic energy. (Watch closely, Christy actually chokes on her own spit at one point.) She turns around and gets a huge load all over those massive tits. This is one of Christy's best scenes and she's even cumming loudly from his tongue as she gives us a voice over that finishes off the story.

The two Christy scenes in this movie are well worth the price you have to pay to pick it up. They are two of her better scenes from the early days. Let's get back to those scenes in a bit. Other than Christy there is one good reason to watch this movie. Bunny Bleu's little girl act is cute and her sexual energy is much better than ever. She looks great and watching her do the fucking in doggy is about as hot as anything she ever treated us to. Heather's scene isn't too bad, but the drop off from Christy and Bunny to the others is considerable. Thankfully we get Christy at the start and finish and that's plenty of good stuff. Though the scenes are a bit shorter and somewhat softer than the best stuff being shot today, both of them show off Christy's best assets really well. Both scenes feature some of the best oral action from Christy as well. I think I'm setting a record for most fawning review so let's just say that Christy looks great, her tits look great and her scenes are well worth checking out.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM

Brainiac's Rating:

Starring: Christy Canyon stars as a sassy private detective, and Steve Drake's her gumshoe partner. Together they do some undercover snooping at Colleen Brennan's bordello. It's the perfect setup to jump from bed to bed with minimal narrative required. Bunny Bleu gives Drake a good workout, and Billy Dee works up a sweat pounding away at sweet little Heather Wayne. The best of DIRTY SHARY's six sex scenes feature Canyon. She takes on Drake in a hot opening quickie at their private dicking office, and later gets demanding with Dan T. Mann, telling him just what she wants in a feisty finale.

Definitely above average. It's all well lit, and when the actors speak, you can clearly understand them. No cheap sets here, either. They use a real office, and a real house with a real backyard.

When you flick is set at the "Pussycat Ranch," eroticism ain't high on your list or cinematic goals. But the sex is spirited, and there are even a few humorous satirical stabs at the detective genre.

Christy Canyon at her nubiloe best. This flick's 1984 copyright date means that Canyon was 18 when it was shot and realesed. Her skin is smooth, her breasts are ripe and succulent, and she shows an easy confidence and control beyond her years.

Not much variety inthe sexual positions employed here. Missionary and doggie predominate.

A solid 7. Nothing unique, but it's a very professional production with a gorgeous star.

Posted By Brainiac, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM