Roger's Rating:

It it I, your old pal the Professor, checking in with a review for Elegant Angel's "1 for 4, 4 for 1", a nasty little video that proposes that four cocks are better than one.

In case you haven't guessed it yet, "1 for 4..." involves scenarios where one lucky lady services a group of blokes (this is an English production, after all).

First up is Georgette the dominatrix. This comely blonde lass tortures her subjects by letting them fuck her in every one of her orifices. Somehow I don't see how this constitutes suffering, but then again, I have never quite grasped Sado-Masochism.

The thing about this scene and all the others on the tape is that you can tell these guys are European and, clearly, these Limeys don't have the same hang-ups that we have out here in the States. Repeatedly, the boys bump dicks, get sucked off two and three at a time, and so on. In the Professor's book, this smacks of gay, or at the very least, bi-sexual. On a few occassions we are even treated to a guy fucking a girl or getting sucked off only to be followed up by one of his buddies who proceeds to go down on the pussy or deep-tongue kiss the actress. Even if there were a cut or edit transition to imply that an ample amount of time has passed so that the mouth or pussy isn't moist with dick juice, it would still be gay.

But these Brits seem not to mind, so to each their own.

Next up is a hot little scene featuring a cute young trollop by the name of Nicole. Seems the lolipop-licking schoolgirl has gotten lost wandering along the Thames River and is picked up by a helpful gent who brings her back to his flat where four of his buddies are waiting. Before you can say "implied child rape fantasy sequence", little Nicole slips out of her knickers and is doing her own sexual version of a "one-man band".

While the Professor tends to stay away from schoolgirl material (lest it give me ideas about some of the young ladies that are under my tutelage), Nicole is quite hot in her pigtails and bobby sox and the lick job she performs on that all-day lolly is only a preview of things to come.

This and all the other scenes in the vid include lots of vaginal, oral and anal action. Clearly, something for everyone.

Just as hot is Tracy the Maid who, although not nearly as cute as Nicole, makes up for it in her eagerness to please. Not only does Tracy appear to be a great lay, she also seems like she would make for a pretty decent housekeeper. After getting down on all fours to dust the floor (apparently broom technology hasn't quite made it to Britain), Tracy obliges the boys request to lift her skirt and diddle her shaved-smooth snatch for the entertainment of the boys.

The guys must feel terrible pangs of guilt as they quickly jump in to help their loyal chambermaid in her diddling and before you know it, Tracy is returning the favor by giving each of the guys a good cock-and-ball washing (with her mouth, naturally).

Although it is a close call, this scene is probably the hottest on the tape, just nudging ahead of the previous Nicole-the-schoolgirl scene. The producers probably should have saved this one for last, as the remaining scenes (featuring busty cutie Salma Lee getting it gang-style in a bathtub and milky-pale redhead Sonia Lee entertaining the troops in her bedroom) can't quite maintain the momentum created by their predecessors.

Overall, the women are better than average looking (don't expect to see any Vivid quality poon here) and the sex is pretty hot. Add in the fact that you get lots of DP action and gangbang and you got the makings of a pretty good fuck flick.

On the downside, Brit guys seem kind of fey as it is; seeing them bump ponies only exacerbates the situation. And by it's very nature, gangbang features like this one have a high dick-to-vagina ratio. Caveat emptor.

But if you can look past this, the Professor thinks you just may enjoy "1 for 4, 4 for 1".

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM