Roger's Rating:

Blowjob lines are as common in porn today as Star Trek shows on the WB. Telling one from another isn't always easy, but who cares? You've seen one girl suck dick, you've seen them all right? Yeah, I'm just kidding, but really it doesn't take a porn genius to turn some hot young girls loose on a few hard dicks and let them cum flow. This collection of sword swallowers may not be household names or Vivid pretty girls, but there are some genuine hose beasts in the bunch and an eager cocksucker is always better than a shaft licking piece of eye candy.

Miko Lee starts things off with a very fat cock in her tiny little mouth. Miko likes to talk to the dick when she isn't shoving it into her mouth and that's always a nice addition to a good blowjob. The hot little Asian is practically begging the cock to unload in her face. He bucks forward, fucking her mouth, nearly getting it all the way down her throat before Miko can slip it out and keep talking. All that talking and her pretty lips earn Mike a thick load all over her face. She closes her mouth and eyes until he's done shooing, then licks up that last of his jizz.

China Doll becomes the second straight Asian babes to work a dick between her soft lips. She is cute, but for some reason, doesn't have that sparkle that made Miko's scene so hot. Making a circle with her index finger and thumb, China gently strokes while sucking and uses her free hand to hold his sack. The balls get some special attention as well as China lather them up with her tongue. He only cums after she wraps her panties around his cock. Smiling for the camera, China wears her cum mask quite nicely.

Dynamite is a red head with a pretty good looking face, some nice tits and a no nonsense approach to sucking dick. She grabs it by the base and starts sucking hard, trying to breathe some life into this guy. She pulls off her top, showing off her boobs, then goes back to work on his still semi-stiff dick. Lots of great eye contact, but someone please tell this guy that ten minutes of limp noodle followed by a pop does not a porn scene make. It's porn, not brain surgery. Get it up or get out.

Swan is a bleach blonde girl with a less than average face, but some thick lips that dwarf the modest member she's working on. Usually, I think the eye contact is good, but in this case, looking right at Swan is not the most flattering angle. She does a lot of licking on the shaft and balls before grabbing him tightly and doing the suck/stroke thing until he drops a couple of spurts on her face.

Kaylynn is a thin brunette who uses the stairs to get a good angle on the cock she is given. She has big eyes and a nose to match, but we really don't see much of either feature. The camera is in very tight and often at less than optimal angles as she sucks Jay Ashley. (The fact that we see his face tells you that at least one of the angles was way off. Nice POV shots though, letting us stare into her big brown eyes as she uses her hand to lube up his shaft. Pop in her mouth and it's time to move on.

Sonnie Daye looks pretty good as she tries to work on the thick cock in her mouth. The camera starts out way too close, not really giving us much chance to see anything. When it pulls back, we see that while cute, Sonnie is not a very charismatic cock sucker. She uses her mouth and occasionally looks into the camera, but really seems to be a bit too nervous to really give a first class blowjob. Her cum dripping smile is a nice sight, so let's see her give it another try.

Windy Knight is similarly hampered by a lack of personality on camera. I realize that a woman needs to concentrate on sucking dick, but these shot from the side oral scenes need something to make them a little interesting. Things actually pick up when we pull back and she is given some room to move. When Windy smiles up into the camera, the heat rises a bit, but there is far too little of this during the scene.

Liza Harper has always been a great on screen cock sucker so maybe she should be teaching classes to some of the other girls in this movie. Liza has that whole mouth thing going where she uses her lips, tongue and teeth for a super hot, no hands blowjob. She also knows how to tease for the camera, making this the best scene since the opener. Earning her load, Liza takes is like a champ, right in the mouth, then plays with it.

Fabiana has a chubby chin and hair that just won't stay out of the way as she methodically works her mouth over the cock. These no personality girls are starting to make me really miss chicks like Miko. She makes no noise at all and just sort of goes through the motions. I wouldn't mind seeing her try again, but this scene leaves me cold.

Finally, Amia More gets her lips around a throbbing piece of man meat. She takes most of it into her mouth and has some excess drool going on. After so many nondescript BJ's, I even welcome the overly active drool method. At least she's doing something a little different. A very wet blowjob ends with a pop on the face, thankfully, putting an end to the lackluster action.

I don't know if this is just a bad batch of women or if Rob Spallone was going for a very different kind of blowjob movie. Maybe some guys are tired of hearing women make noise or give a lot of eye contact in a blowjob scene. If that's the case, then you'll love this. I prefer to see women be a little more enthusiastic and look into the camera once in a while. Miko and Liza do good jobs in this movie and a couple of the girls are cute enough. I have enjoyed movies in this series before, but this one just falls flat.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM