The Walrus' Rating:

Starring: This gonzo features five women, each doing one scene. First is Crystal, a gorgeous Czech blond with big, soft natural breasts carrying areolas the size of saucers. Next is Michelle, a pretty Brit brunette college student doing a porn scene on a lark. Honey, another Brit, is reasonably pretty but her claim to fame is being hirsute. She has a lot of body hair and shaves none of it. Rebecca, a third Brit, is a very sexy 18-year old redhead. Finally, there is Charlotte, a blond Bavarian strudel. Their performances range from superb to tepid. The men are Ben, Pascal, Mario, and Bob. They do their jobs right.

This being a gonzo, production costs are pretty low. Sets are nondescript rooms, lighting is rudimentary, and Ben (occasionally one of the other men when ben is in front of the camera)uses a handheld camera. The action is usually well filmed. Direction and editing are superior.

The type of eroticism varies with the personality of the woman. Crystal is a bold sexual conqueror almost in the style of Lisa deLeeuw. She takes over her scene with a blazing heat that leaves the men gasping in awe of her. Michelle is very tentative and self-conscious at first, but as the scene moves along she gets seriously turned on, and by the end she is reveling in her facial. The erotic value of Honey's scene depends on your attitude of her body hair. If you are someone who thinks that a woman should be hairless south of her eyelashes, or at most with a little Hitler's-moustache above the clit, ou will FF through this scene. I do not care for the contemporary fashion on pussy-shaving, am open-minded about the armpits, but draw the line at the hairy legs. She just show off her body, gives Ben a handjob, gets briefly eaten by Mario, give him head, he comes on her pussy, and the scene is over. This is more of a freakshow than hot sex. Rebecca is a cock-crazed cat-in-heat, and puts on a strong show, talking dirty from start to finish. Charlotte's way with her scene reminds me of Chessie Moore. She does strong stuff, heavy DP, and enjoys it with sort of bovine contentment.

When they passed out sex appeal, Crystal made off with a truckload. It's not so much the looks but the intangibles-her manner of speaking, her laugh, the way she uses her incredibly expressive face. I don't know what it is, but in the Golden Age, Annette Haven, Seka, and Lisa deLeeuw had it. Today, Nikita has it, and unless I'm reading her all wrong, so does Crystal. At the end of her scene, Ben exclaimed, "This is the pinnacle of my career!". I think he saw in her what I do.

Pascal gets most of the action with Crystal, and while he is a fine cocksman, he is also a bit creepy-looking. Pairing her with a more attractive man (Rocco!) would have made a great scene perfect.

The appeal of Crystal is so strong that she makes what would have been a 7 with her into a 9.

Posted By The Walrus, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM