Roger's Rating:

Let's see, I and use this space to tell you about Vince Vouyer's work for the Anabolic/Diabolic label. I could talk about how Vince has really found his niche and is producing some of the best wall to wall porn on the market. I could weigh the pros and cons of big, natural breasts. (Wait, there are no CONS to big, natural breasts.) I could ponder for a few lines about whether or not a line filled with real tits can actually survive in a surgically altered world. However, by the time I did any of this, most of you would have already popped this movie into your VCR. Why? Because there is an incredible shot of Tera Patrick and her beyond perfect rack on the cover. (With all due respect to those of you who insist on waiting until you've read my review before grabbing this, are you fucking NUTS?)

Dorian is up first, and this Ruebenesque brunette has tits so big, you can see them from behind. Any time a rack is wider than the ribcage, you know that you are well into hooter territory. They are certainly soft and big enough to feed a small army. While she talks about her boobs, Mark Davis sits behind her and plays with them. For tit lovers, this is a huge bonus because there is more here than just some guy fucking a girl with big tits. Eventually, Mark lets her tits go and turns this Oklahoma babe lose on his cock. She likes to take it deep, but also enjoys talking dirty to his dick. Speaking of dirty, Dorian has no problem rimming Davis' ass. Taking his cue from her, Mark spends a lot of time sticking his tongue deep inside his costar. With tit play and oral sex out of the way, it's time for this babe to get boned. She's pretty flexible for a girl carrying some extra pounds, but mish isn't the most flattering position for her. (Unless you focus on the giggling flesh on her chest.) Dorian shows some good energy, dropping her hips down and really grinding on his big shaft. I wonder if she wanted to be rodeo champion when she was a kid, because watching Dorian ride reverse cowgirl, you get the impression she could hang on for more than eight seconds. She also has no problem taking a little gravy at the end of a good, hard fuck. Dorian is a little chubbier than your average porn star, but she also fucks better than most twig girls and those tits are fantastic.

Blonde Cherry Lee should not be confused with the black performer of the same name. They may share the same name and both have big boobs, however this Cherry still has her factory originals. It's probably a good thing this chick has such big tits, because she's got a face that reminds me of Martha Plimpton. Cherry sucks dick with a lot of vigor and does seem to have a nice snug little slit. Nice tit fucking here as she plays with his prick every time it peeks out from between those big babies. I don't know if I would leave that cleavage long enough to fuck her pussy, but that's why I'm not a professional porn stud. (Yeah, that's the only reason.) She does get that hairy pie filled and opens up her ass for a long, vigorous butt bang. Cherry takes her popshot like a good busty slut, right on her face.

Misty is a twenty four year old brunette with 38d boobs and a burning desire to suck a big cock. Lucky for her, Vince is on hand to provide the meat for this hungry babe. She doesn't take it deep, but seems to enjoy having her pussy fingered while sucking on the head. Misty goes for the reverse cowgirl ride so she can show off her rack. She and Vince take turns doing the work, with Misty grinding for a while and then letting Vince slam up into her hard enough to make those boobies bounce. Those of you who like big round asses will also get some nice shots when she turns around for a high energy ride. As in the other scenes, there is enough boob play to keep the tit lovers happy and enough hard core fucking to keep the rest of the audience stroking away. Her tits are perfect for fucking and Vince does a bit of that before taking her from behind for the final few minutes of fucking. Misty gets on her knees and takes her facial with a big smile.

Casey is a twenty year old Dallas girl with a set of 36c's to die for. I dig her haircut and would have liked to have had a chance to get to know her a little bit before the scene, but two seconds of looking at her suck dick and I'm over that. I would say this sexy Texan has knelt before her share of hot rods and I would sure love to get in line for this sweet mouth. After a little bit of pussy lapping, it's time of this top heavy babe to get her lower lips packed. As she grinds in RC, you can see the kind of tits that men drool over and women pay big bucks for. Nice close ups as her snug pussy gets pumped from behind. This position makes it easy for him to start probing her ass. Hey, for such a fresh faced babe, Casey sure can take it in the ass. I know, by now it's redundant to say she takes it on her face, but Casey even shows that she thinks cum is finger licking good.

Leandra is an exotic looking young woman with a set of very large, quite floppy breasts. See class, this is the way boobs look when they haven't been altered in any way. She is not the hottest chick in this video, but Leandra makes up for this by practically attacking the cock in her mouth. For Leandra, sex is an aerobic work out that gets her whole body working. Vince works her over pretty well before stopping to fuck those big, soft titties. Leandra likes being on top, but seems pretty crazy about the taste of cum as well.

Vince saves the best, Tera Patrick for last. I figured he would also show his superior intellect by keeping her to himself, but Vince decides to share the wealth. At twenty two, Tera has the most perfect set of 36d's I've ever seen. Not only that, but she has a face to fucking die for. She does several minutes of sexy breast play that shows she also knows how to talk dirty. In comes Vince and gorgeous Tera gets her pretty lips wrapped right around that hard cock. For someone so gorgeous, Tera is unafraid to get down and rim this dude's asshole before she gets fucked. We get a great shot of her in reverse cowgirl. Wonderfully vocal, Tera fills the air with lovely sounds as she gets fucked. Vince finally wises up and sticks his own cock into Tera's pretty face. Now we get to watch her eye contact while she's drilled. (Yeah, that's why Vince did this, it has nothing to do with just wanting to be sucked off by this perfect creature. Even though she doesn't end up taking it in the ass, Tera still steals the show swallows one load and wears another on that incredible face of hers.

With a name like Nice Rack, you should already know that this is a movie that will delight big tit lovers. I will assume that any of you who love big boobs have already left us to go buy you own copy. The question is, what about guys who need more than funbags to get off? Well, in fine Anabolic style, the wall to wall action is nicely shot with some cute girls and great facials. Dorian is a head turner and I have a big Jones for sexy Casey, however the best looking, hottest fuck in the movie is Tera Patrick. She is simply one of the best reasons to watch any movie. So, my only question is, is Vince nuts? Why didn't he fuck Tera himself?

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM