Customer Reviewer's Rating:

Starring: Veronica, Shelley Jones, Staphanie Dahl, Julian.
I watched this film for one reason and one reason only: Stephanie Dahl. I was not disappointed - every thime she moved it was. . . well, beyond comprehension. However, in general her co-stars didn't seem wholly enthusiastic about his movie, and it shows. The dialogue and plot are corny, revolving around a high school reunion and a murder plot. Normally this would be acceptable, butit is harder to swallow in a film that very much seems to be trying for 'dramatic'.

It's worth nothing that Azlea gets fairly high billin on this film, yet has only one scene - something I'm at a loss to explain, since I would think Stephanie Dahl shold be a bigger attraction (no pun intended. )

The production values are a notch above an average single - day film, but nothing like some of the full-on epics that were popular a couple of years ago. It's not handheld video camera work, butit isn't Cecil B. DeMille either. The editing and cinematography aren't bad, per se, but don't bowl one over-efficient and clean, but not creative. The sets and design aren't particular amazing either, but at least there is some outdoor footage and a few different locations.

Beating this same drum, when Stephanie Dahl is on screen, even just walking around in a bikini, it makes the film worth watching. However, inother areas I found myself fast-forwarding through some of the scenes that simply bored me. Veronica has several scenes in the film, but I found most of them to be yawners (especially the first one, a mechanical b/g in a bathroom stall. )

This film had a generally "slow" feel aboutit, the pacing didn't seem well orchestrated and the transition from scene to scene seemed clumsy, whch doesn't help set the mood when several scenes were already lacking.

As if I have to say it-Stepanie Dahl. She should be a bigger star, possessing an absolutely perfect and noticeably all natural body. She may have the finest breasts in all of porndom, and nary a scalpel appears to have touched them. She reminds me a little of Lynda Carter (Wonder Woman) back when she was in her prime. I'd love to see more of her, but it doesn't look like she has much of a fimography hopefully that's due to change.

Several of the sex scenes were fairly tepid and formulaic-few of the performers seemd enthusiastic of to be in the least bit enjoying the sex.

Also, the plot was just coherent enough to draw attention to its shortcomings. The storyline folloew an obsessed former high-school football star (Julian) who plots the murder of the three girls who ruinded his shot at the NFL. As the story plays out, all fo the characters become so unlikable that it's hard to care how it turns out. The motivation for crippling the football star is so flimsy that when it's revealed late in the film in flashback, it makes the actions taking by the charaters up to that point all the more unbelievable.

If you're a Stephanie Dahl fan (and how could you not be once you've seen her?) this film is a 7 - she happens to be my new favorite, and that made this film worthwhile, if only when she's on-screen. However, the film does not stand on it's own, and any other actress in her role would make the film forgettable.

Posted By Customer Reviewer, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM