Roger's Rating:

Well sports fans, Max Hardcore has made his way to DVD. One of the best loved and most hated men in porn has been bringing smut fans hard core sex with a young-ish twist for a long time. Now he brings the DVD world a movie from his controversial series Hardcore Schoolgirls. This line was discontinued for a while, but it's back now, pushing the limits of good taste, female sphincters and just how old a woman can be and still look good cute in pigtails. Since this was the first movie released after the temporary ban, the words Jr. College were added to the title. Yeah, the pigtails and print dresses just scream undergrad. That's also why some of the scenes are a few years old.

As Lil Cinderella makes her way up Max's driveway, I can only wonder how legs that thin don't just snap when she trots. She is painfully thin and dressed like a retarded ten year old. Her father has to step out for a while which leaves Cinderella in charge of keeping Max company. To Max, the scantily clad blonde is just another toy waiting to be played with. Her dialog is filled with more than enough 'mister's to make any pedophile happy. Cin has a nice looking, shaved pussy, but what's up with that scar on her tummy? That looks painful. I guess since she's so small, it makes sense that she looks at Max's minuscule meat and thinks it's 'so big.' After giving her a lap ride, Max gets head for a bit, but most of the focus is on Cin blowing bubbles with her spit. Of course, what would a Max scene be without anal sex. First, he uses a finger to pull her open a bit, then he slides his cock up there and starts fucking her pale ass. With her face down on the mattress, LC puts her little butt high in the air and gets it reamed nice and hard. I like good anal sex as much as the next porn fan, but this girl is just a little too thin for my taste. Speaking of taste, Max goes ass to mouth on his new friend, holding her head in place while he shoots a big, REALLY big load on her face. (Making her gag and then suck out the last few drops.)

Another Max favorite, Barbie Angel, is the next girl in the crosshairs. She's also dressed like a child and even has braces. Max puts her on her knees and lets her suck his dick very loudly. Honestly, I don't see the appeal in watching a guy force a tiny dick to the back of a girl's throat until she gags, but if that's your bag of chips, enjoy. (Something wrong with actually letting her suck the dick?) On to the anal sex we go and Barbie really has a sweet looking pussy. At least in RCA, we get to look at that pretty pookie. She bounces easily on his rod, showing off those strong, tin legs. Another big facial all over her face and glasses. That's one thing Max does really well, shoot enough cum to paint those faces in goo.

Finally, Kimi Gi gets her ass busted. I have never liked her very much and the silly costume doesn't help very much. She is painfully thin, not very pretty and has a voice that can shatter glass. At least this is a woman who can take whatever anal abuse Max has in store. He takes her into the bedroom and shows Kimi how to be popular. When she isn't spouting alarmingly child like dialog, Kimi looks bored as shit as she bounces on his dick. To be honest, Max seems a whole lot more interested in delivering his lines than actually fucking her. Maybe that's why he finger fucks her asshole right out her pussy. Damn, this girl is too skinny and the scene is so totally void of any sort of sexual enjoyment, I can't believe anyone would actually get off on it. After using the speculum, he drops the big load on her face.

I am so fucking glad this is over. Max can be one of the best adult film makers in the biz, but he can also do more to make me wonder where on earth porn is going faster than anyone else. If you ask me, the scenes in this movie were not held back because of any ban on youth oriented scenes, but simply because they aren't any good. All of the women are painfully skinny and dressed like total retards. What's worse is that the action seems more anti-sex than anything else. The performers seem bored and Max looks like he's just going through the motions, waiting to see what he can do to the 'meat' next. Even if Max is usually your idea of porn perfection, this one is limp as an overcooked noodle.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM

Miles' Rating:

Starring: It's hard to tell who started this trend, but few do it as off-the-wall as Max Hardcore. Here we have another collection of girls, clearly defined as over 18 and in college, but acting every bit like the high school girls from the genre's touchstone "Little Girls Blue. " You get the goofy eyeglasses, high skirts, stuffed animals, and lollipops. You also get aggressive hardcore action, from deep throating to butt-humping. The girls of this edition are played by Barbi Angel, Kimi Gee, and Little Sinderella.

As always, sharp, clear and graphic. There's not much needed in set design or story, just believable performances from the gals.

And that's exactly what Max gets. None of this would work without a game cast, and he always manages to deliver.

Little Sinderella takes the prize for best scene in this edition. When she discovers she'll be entertaining her dad's friend while pop is away, she begins coloring a picture of him. Of course, since Max is the pal, he shows her how to make the drawing anatomically correct. Barbi is also a winner, with teddy in one hand and Max's . . . well, you get the picture.

If there's any complaint about the series it's the redundancy of some scenes. But that's only a problem if you've seen seeral of his videos. First-timers will be pleased.

A 9. It's a scorcher.

Posted By Miles, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM