Roger's Rating:

In the first part of John Millerman's brilliant film, we followed a story with more twists in it than a box of Red Vines. The tale of a joint US/Russian space launch has all the lust, hot women and blistering sex that we have come to expect from Private. There is no way I am going to recap every plot twist from the first part, but I'll try and catch you up a bit. Long before the Russians joined the Americans in space, the KGB has plans to test the effects of space travel on sperm. The world watches and a Russian agent collects her sample in space. This sets off an investigation and about a half dozen flashbacks making any further explanation of the story totally pointless.

We pick up the story with the Americans scrambling for answers as the Russians continue with their plans. The President is convinced that the Russians are playing dirty and tells his investigators to get the proof. How exactly that translates to “Go get yourselves blown” may be known only to the writer himself. Who cares why these guys are getting head, what matters is that the blonde and brunette working on their rods are totally hot looking babes. When an other office worker announces that the brunette is needed, she simply takes her place. Now we have two blondes pumping cock. This new girl has some catching up to do and works hard on the cock in her hand while her friend gets fucked from behind. Both blondes have great bodies and beautiful faces. In fact, it's a little hard to tell who is who at times, but since everything looks good, who cares right? Both take nice facials, with girl number two edging out her friend by sucking down every last drop.

High above earth, both crews seem to have given into their desires. Three men and three women all come together for a high flying orgy. Not to play favorites here, but anytime Silvia Saint is involved in a scene, I have a hard time focusing on anyone else. With her hair pulled back, she just inhales this guy's lucky cock. All the guys must agree with me here because everyone keeps switching partners. Using some interesting camera angles, this is supposed to a be a zero gravity group sex scene. However, the only things defying gravity here are these lovely lady's breasts. There is a bit too much slow motion here for me, but the scene will play well with couples and Silvia does take a very nice facial, even licking the cum from her fingers. Thrown into the mix is what does seem to be one zero gravity cumshot, but it's hard to tell for sure.

This six way group grope was also broadcast to the world, throwing things into further chaos. As the mission finally reaches Uranus, just as things take another sexy turn back on earth. The wife of the American commander is understandably distraught to see her husband banging Russian chicks in space. When she goes to visit the investigator, the sexy wife breaks down crying. (Ha, bet you thought she was going to bang him.) Instead we get a look at something she thinks may have happened between her husband and super hot Bettina. Before we can even begin to wonder exactly what's going on here, she is taking off her clothes, exposing her awesome body. Just looking at this woman naked is a treat, but wait until you see those full lips making a throbbing cock vanish. This poor guy just didn't know what he was in for when he agreed to bed this beautiful black woman. Her sex drive is nearly as off the chart as her good looks and Bettina puts this guy into orbit with her hot mouth and tight pussy. Nicely shot doggy turns into some deep probing anal sex for this very lucky guy. She closes things off by jerking him off right into her open mouth. After taking the sperm shot, Bettina puts it all into her mouth, milking out every last drop.

Somehow, the wife ends up in a sauna with Bettina and two other women. As all four of them begin to caress each other, wifey gets scared and runs out. Bettina follows her, leaving us to watch two pretty good looking babes share an intimate moment or two. Lots of finger fucking here and the strawberry blonde girl has got a gorgeous looking pussy.

With images of her husband still filling the airwaves, the wife can no longer help herself. When an investigator from the CIA shows up, she decides it's time to get a little something for herself. She takes his cock from his pants and starts sucking him off. This girl is pretty, but her oral skills are a bit sub par here. For most of this scene, the pretty brunette looks like she's just going through the motions. The guy does his best to fuck her hard, but this scene stands out as more subdued than anything Still, there is some nicely shot anal with her cute butt slammed full. Nice facial as well, but we're used to a little more heat from Private girls.

The mission has now taken to the surface of Uranus. An astronaut ends up naked with a couple of alien chicks licking his dick. How do we know they're aliens? Well, they are bald and blue. This is one of those arty scenes, letting us know this is not the normal porn video. I'm not sure I'd want to bang any blue chicks, but they give him a double blowjob and share the cumshot. I think we'll be hearing more from these outer space sluts in part three.

There is no doubt that part two of this trilogy is a step down from the first. Not so much because the plot is getting bogged down in a few too many twists, but because the sex just isn't as good. The opening office four way is pretty hot with great looking babes, and Bettina once again proves that she is one of the hottest unsung women in all of porn. However, the group grope and the on surface alien love fest are both a bit stale and the commander's wife just doesn't have the usual Private spark. Uranus Experiment 2 is still a cut above your average porn feature thanks to the cast and sexual heat. However, it had the bar set quite high by part one and just comes up a bit short by comparison.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM

CC65's Rating:

Starring: A cast of European women. The most notable being Silvia Saint and Wanda Curtis. They all gave good performances. The best performance came from Bettina.

Almost all Private productions have high production values. The Uranus Experiment #2 has high production values. Unfortunately too high (read on). The movie sound and picture are excellent. Changing the audio track will give you different sounds during the sex acts, albeit also different languages. The movie extras include makin of, gallery, production notes and trailers.

The video is quite erotic, but over production ruins some of it. For instance the scene with Wanda Curtis and Silvia Saint is supposed to be in zero gravity (yeah right). The over production of this destroys the sexual heat. The scene is very good, but not as good as it could have been if they wouldn't have been trying to achieve a zero gravity imitation. There are four other scenes. Two secretary types do two military dudes in the office. A girl/boy scene. A girl/girl in a sauna. The scene with Bettina/boy is the best. Plenty of anal and facials throughout.

Private always has the best-diversified female cast of any company. You'll fined women with different hair colors, breast sizes and natural/augmented bodies. Basically a female body type for everyone to enjoy.

The over production ruined what otherwise would have been a hot scene.

Almost half of my DVD collection is from Private. Normally the production values do not interfere with the awesome sex of their features. Instead they enhance them. Unfortunately in this case it had a negative effect on what should have been the best scene of the feature. The rest of the movie is still good, but the stars of the video are supposed to be Silvia Saint and Wanda Curtis who's scene should have been the highlight, but wasn't. Even though I am a big fan of Private, I have to give this video a 7.

Posted By CC65, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM

Dante Sinferno's Rating:

Starring: The video stars Vanda, Bettina, Cristina, Silvia Saint, Wanda Curtis, Julia Taylor, and several guys, none of whom I recognised, and not all of whom have sex (unlike the women). It may have something to do with the fact that this was pretty badly dubbed, but the performances seemed unconvincing even by porn movie standards. The women don't look bad, though most of them are nothing special, but they certainly don't seem particularly enthusiastic. The men don't perform much above the waist.

Rumour has it that this cost a fortune in special effects and location shooting, including a cumshot filmed in free fall on the 'vomit comet'. If so, the money was wasted. The special effects (apart from that cumshot) would disgrace a low-budget 70s BBC sf serial. The worst example is the girls disguised as aliens; the blue skin isn't bad, but the red contacts, wrinkly noses, and hair covered with lumpy prosthetics make them look monstrous.

This has all the usual scenes - one pretty good anal, one lesbian foursome, and a lot of indiscriminate and forgettable sex. There are some pretty good moments, but not enough to raise it above mediocrity.

The least awkward scene, and probably the best filmed, was the most conventional - two guys in uniforms, three women, lots of oral and some anal.

The final scene with the women disguised as aliens (though there is a funny moment when the alien make-up shows up as smears on the guy's cock).

This is a very ordinary porn film which tries to hide behind its mediocrity behind computer graphics and other special effects. This is merely distracting, not arousing, and it barely deserves a 5.

Posted By Dante Sinferno, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM