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To close out Rodney Moore month on Rog Reviews, I'm doing one of the most recent volumes of his I Swallow series. (T Shirts from this movie are very familiar to those of us who check out the celebrity fake picture groups on the net.) What I like about Rodney's movies and what I think sets them apart from the countless other oral themed videos on the market, is his sense of humor. There seems to always be a short set up before the sex, and more often than not it's worth a chuckle. From my seat, this kind of thing adds to the sex and makes for even better viewing.

We start out with Julianna and Monique serving as cheerleaders for a tennis match. When the match becomes boring, the girls decide to start sucking off the line judge. Both girls look really cute in their costumes and Monique is hard at work swallowing sword when Julianna takes a pee break. You too, Rodney, sad. After relieving herself, Julianna takes one of the players, Guy DiSilva, into the house for a little post game suck off. The other players follow and soon the little cutie has a whole line of men waiting to fill her mouth with man meat. Monique joins her, taking the opposite end of the line and totally showing up her white partner. Damn, Monique looks good in that little skirt and the way she sucks cock is heavenly. Eventually, the spit gets a little thick, but I'll forgive this hot little thing anything as long as she's slamming back the hard dick. Since the girls are so good with their mouths, the guys start fucking them from behind as well. You've got to love watching athletic girls fuck this way. Julianna puts on one of those hats that hold beer glasses and lets the guys shoot into the cups. Then she sucks out what seems to be a mixture of sperm and cola, after announcing, "this is for you Dan." (Wonder who Dan is.) One of the guys shoots a big load on her body, but Monique gets no cum at all. That's a bad ending to an otherwise really great scene.

Rodney takes a stroll near the beach when he sees a sexy babe in a bikini, Eve Eden. She isn't moving, so he figures out that she's a finely detailed statue. (Only in the mind of Rodney Moore.) Baffled by his good fortune, but not stupid, Rodney takes off her clothes only to find that his statue has come to life. He gets a quick blowjob then takes her from behind. POV shot as he works into her tight little pussy. They retire to the car for a little more private bone session. Now he can move her around a bit on the backseat and little Eve loves that big stick. Though the lighting is a bit dicey, there is a great shot of her spread wide, doing a reverse cowgirl that just kicks ass. After a good hard fuck, we get a GREAT POV blowjob. That face deserves a big load of cream. Back at home, they continue. The lighting is better, but by now, the POV fucking seems to be running a bit long. Eve looks great, especially as Rodney jerks a big load right into her mouth.

Rodney runs into a very bitchy brunette, Annika, leaning against his van. He tells her it's going to cost her a blowjob and still, she gives him shit. Nice set up, but the real treat comes when she starts paying him back. They slip into the back of the van of this wide eyed babe starts battling the beast. Not intimidated by the ever growing staff, this little cutie just keeps shoving it into her mouth until she can take no more. I'm quite impressed by how deep she can go. Her eye contact and hand motion is fantastic and Annika won't stop until she has worked a big load onto her studded tongue and downed the salty shake. This bitch can lean against my car any day.

Taking a trip up north, Rodney hits the streets of Seattle and quickly finds a little cutie named China. He wants to use her for some modeling projects and invites her back to the hotel to check out his ideas. He wants to do a documentary about his puppets. Fear not, sports fan, no muppet sex here, Rodney has a dildo puppet named Peter Penis. At first, the young girl is reluctant, but agrees to try on the costume. When she comes back in her hot little micro dress, I'm ready to show her my own puppet. Agreeing with me, Rodney tosses the dildo aside and lets her play with his own penis. I can't help but be impressed by her whole shy girl routine as they work their way through the dialog. Of course, she gives in and starts sucking his big, hard prick into her girl next dorm face. (Hey, nice one, trademark that one.) China is a pretty, very natural looking girl with pierced nipples, real tits and pussy I'd just love to taste. Rodney does just that for a bit until the young thing is ready to go all the way. Her box looks wonderfully tight, but she opens her thighs and takes him deep, taking to sex on film like a duck to water. When China goes to her knees for doggy, we see a big tat, but we also get to watch as she drives her hips back to get more of that cock. Rodney has found a hot one here for sure. This may not make a good puppet show, but watching this babe take it between here lovely cheeks is better than anything Kukla, Fran and Ollie could ever come up with. It's a short anal, but she makes up for it with an athletic pussy fuck and by putting her all into the facial finish. Great head bobbing/hand action as Rodney fills her open mouth with cream. Down it goes and we've got ourselves a great scene.

Annie Anderson is not nearly as real looking or as attractive as most of the other women in this cast. She's a super tall, heavily implanted blonde who has a thing for heavy equipment. After more than his share of puns, Rodney gets her into his van and feeds her some meat. Actually, Annie looks a lot better in the scene than she does on the box, especially around the eyes. After a quick blowjob, he fucks her from behind for a few minutes. Rodney has a thing for her blonde beaver and makes sure we see it while he fucks her. Once again, he heads for home to finish her off. He watches as she shows off a bit, then puts that stick back into her hole. Annie loves the taste as well as the feel. Fans of tall, leggy blondes will find, as I did, that her furious fucking grows on you rather quickly. Hell, she even licks his ass a bit before eagerly stroking his load right down her gullet. Not as hot as some of the others perhaps, but this tall babe is worth a big load or two.

As always, Rodney frames each of his scenes with pretty interesting scenarios. The cheerleader/tennis player thing was pretty fresh and the sex in that scene was top notch. Monique burns the house down, though I was disappointed to see her not get the bulk of the goo. Eve Eden does a great job fucking Rodney in the car, showing a lot of promise indeed. I really liked Annika and the bitchy way she played her part. (Right up until she started sucking cock that is.) China may be the best new find in this bunch. She's a very natural looking girl who really shines when filled with a big cock. I seriously hope we'll be seeing more of her. Finally Annie Anderson is a girl I didn't go nuts for at first, but damn if this girl didn't grow on me quickly. If she caught my attention with only one scene, I can only imagine what I'll think of her after a few more scenes. Solid effort from Rodney, but next time, throw little Monique into that uniform on her own and let the whole team go at her. (And send China my way while you're at it.)

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM