Roger's Rating:

Since this is Seymore Butts month, and since this is a compilation tape, I think it's only fitting that I cut right through the open and just get to the sex. (Dude, is that supposed to make sense, or have you just totally lost it?) [Nah, I just really want to get to the first scene and there is nothing to say about Seymore that I haven't said in forty reviews already.]

Before we get to the old clips, Alisha introduces us to her tennis partner Bonita. Oh my, don't these two make a fine pair for doubles. I really like watching them play in their revealing outfits. This is the kind of great set up I used to love about Seymore's movies. Of course great meets foul when Alisha feels the need to go piss on the side of the court. I guess if watching Lish and Bonita piss turns you on, you might like it, but it totally ruined any sexual momentum this movie had going. I know Seymore makes uncut vids available for those who like fisting, can we get a no pissing cut so I can actually enjoy the scenes that follow? I mean, watching these two fuck right after the tennis match would have had my pants around my ankles faster than you can say 'often imitated, never duplicated' but instead I am trying to wash the bad taste of stupid unirnary tricks from my dome well into the blistering coupling. I know, don't take it so seriously, but come on guys. You know, I'm always 100% straight with you and I just hate it when great scenes are ruined. That said, this scene is far from ruined. Even with my mind elsewhere, it's hard to miss that Lish and Bo are hot together, white hot. It takes quite a woman to hang with Ms. Klass in an anal scene and Bonita does just fine. After taking Alisha's best shots, she returns the favor, fucking our lovely Ms. K in the ass with a monster dildo.

The next day, Alisha comes bopping in with a tape to show Seymore. She can't wait to plug it in the VCR and in seconds, we are watching as a bit titted brunette takes a cock up her ass. She cums hard from being sodomized and even adds three fingers to her stuffed ass. Her pussy ends up getting doused with ball butter.

One good ass fuck gives way to another as Alisha is busy fucking herself silly with a toy. She finally pursuades Seymore to join her and the fun really begins. These two do some major experimentation with toys. In fact, I think if either of them every lose their careers in porn, they could both go to work in a test lab for a sex toy company. Any dildo that can survive Alisha is a winner.

Lea Stevenson's ass is super tight, but with Wendy Knight there to help, it takes a massive cock nice and deep. Though I prefer the whole scene, what we get here is just the very best anal you are ever going to see from this young looking little slutlet. Tom Byron follows that by giving Wendy the anal blasting of her life as well. Great shared facials as well.

Sean Michaels is next and he is buried deep in the ass of Samantha Stylle with Alisha there to keep her pussy full as well. This is one of those scenes I could watch over and over because both Sammy and Lish are such eager anal sluts. (And they are so fucking good looking.) Great facial here as well.

For those who want to see some interracial action the other way, Mary Jane gets her chocolate booty busted by Tyce Bune. She has a wonderfully big ass, but that asshole is nice and snug. Again, Alisha is there to lend a helping tongue when needed. Big time A2M here before, that's right, another sticky facial.

So we don't get too repeative, I'll start the wrap up here. Each scene starts with anal sex and ends with a facial. In between, we are treated to some of the very best anal action Seymore has captured over the past two years. (The Halli/Sammy double ass fuck is the best clip in this movie by far.)

Horny from watching the tape, Alisha needs some attention as well. Seymore uses his fingers on her ass while Lish works hard to fit four fingers in her pussy. Together they bring her to a loud, squirting climax. In return she gets down on her knees and gives his cock a much deserved blowjob. As a final bonus, we a non-compilation assgasm from the queen of anal climaxes herself, Ms. Alisha Klass. A final A2M facial and it's time to close the book on this Seymore adventure.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM