Olcrow's Rating:

Starring: Jill Kelly, Renee LaRue, Katie Gold

Fear and Loathing of porn. . . Crazy ramblings and hot sex

Bountiful, ball tightening

Jill Kelly, Jill Kelly, Jill Kelly did I mention Jill Kelly. I met her in LA, I came up from Diego that was eight years ago and I still jerk off to her bald pie.

The bull crap Jim Holliday ambling on about this and that. . . fastforward works fine here.

It would get a 3 but Jill Kelly alone gives it a 9.

Posted By Olcrow, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM

Reviewer's Rating:

Starring: Jill Kelly, Katie Gold, Felicia, Shelbee Myne, Rene LaRue, Randi RAge, Fiero, Shayla Laveaux, Pat Myne, Julian, Hershell Savage, Jim Holiday, Bill Margold.
Believe it or not the best performer was Jim Holiday. And the guy doens't even have sex scene!
This needs futher explanation: This video is really nothing other than a bunch of videos put together without any real common denominator. In between scenes Jom Holiday and Jill Kelly make some remarks about them, or make some comments on porn or things like that.
But the sex scenes are so generic, that about the only thing that's interesting to see, because it's different, is the inbetween stuff. The comments, the remarks.
Sex wise I would say the only girl who stands out is Shelbee Myne. Maybe because she has a natural body that's actually FULLY DEVELOPED. I'm saying this because Katie Gold is also in the video and, well, she looks anorexic.
One problem, though: how come if Shelby Myne is having a scene with his boyfriend/husband (which one?), Pat Myne, they still use condoms? I know about the all-condom rule for some porn companies, but even for a couple? It seems out of place.

This was meant to be a TV show, I guess, hosted by Jill Kelly and Jim Holliday. The idea is to present each scene, make some comments, show another video, make some more comments, another video, and so on. There's also an interview with Katie Gold, and a sort of a satiric (if we can call it like that) sketch with Bill Margold and Jill Kelly as New Zealand censors giving Jom shit about one of his video being demeaning to women--and thus not suitable for cable.
The sex scenes are generic porn. They could go anywere else. that is, in any other video. They seem more like an excuse to have some comments inbetween. Which is OK because Jim Holliday actually does make some interesting comments from time to time.
But other times the humor they plan for each inter-sequence just eludes me. Like this thing in which Jill Kelly serves Jim a shitty sandwich with about a PACK of boloney and tap water. They presented this material with such pomp and anticipation that I actually thought it was going to be good. It wasn't.
So you better be a real porno aficionado to put up with the stuff in this video. You may end up fast forwarding the sex scenes. seriously.

It's mostly generic. There are a couple of lesbian scenes with dildoes and vibrators, there are plenty of boy-girl scenes, one threesome, and a lot of foot smelling and toe sucking, which does nothing for me, but I guess some people like it.
All of the scenes feature the use of condoms (even when Shelbee Myne and Pat Myne are humping), and not one of them features a facial.
You know, I've been watching a few recent VCA videos, and facials are getting more and more rare to find. Why is that?

The scenes with Shelbee Myne. She has two scenes and they are OK. They have the most energy, though her moans are obviously fake--she even seems to fake when she's having sex with her boyfriend.

The failed attempts at comedy. That stuff with the boloney pack sandwich was not funny. I also didn't enjoy Jill Kelly smelling Jim Holliday's shoes. For that matter, I didn't enjoy the foot fetish stuff at all. It just isn't my thing.

As a sex tape it doesn't do much. Deserves a 6 based on: generic sex (fake, that is), no facial, too much foot fetish crap (major points take out for this), and less than funny comments.
On the other hand it does have the interview with Katie Gold. So it has a little of both, good and bad.

Posted By Reviewer, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM