Roger's Rating:

Never let it be said I don't listen to my readers. Recently, one of you wrote in asking me to review the final film of Lexus' career, and here it is. Actually, I don't think I've reviewed Lexus on video, only on DVD. (Yes you have, Mobster's Wife.) but how could I pass this one up? With the glowing AVN quote on the box, this just has to be good right? Actually, it has Chloe, Jeanna Fine and Kobe Tai and that has to be make it at least worth a look. From the overwrought opening voice over, it seems that Zen may be off on one of his odd little adventures into human sexuality. Pussies and Dildos and Condoms of my!

Lexus is spending the summer with her Aunt, Jenna Fine. From the start, the young blonde has her eyes on the gardener, Vince Vouyer. In spite the warnings of her aunt that sex is "highly overrated" seems unable to resist his charms. She is particularly taken by his raven "Babylon." Scared the screeching of auntie's voice, Lexus dives into the pool and is magically transported into another world. Let's cut to the chase, Alice has just gone through the looking glass and little Lexus isn't in Kansas anymore.

The first group of folks she comes across are led by the insatiable Chloe. She immediately leads her band of horny fuckers, Inari, Michael J Cox and Jake Steed, into a furious orgy that leaves poor Lexus playing with her naughty parts. Chloe's sex is, as always awesome, but would someone please pass Inari a fucking rag to wipe up the slobber that gets all over the place while she's sucking Jake's cock. The sets are very pretty and there is some decent sexual action here, however, we seem to rush through things. Both Inari get DP'd and Chloe is as out of this world as ever being double stuffed. The semi-facials are obscured in shadows, but Chloe still makes this worth a look.

Shaken back to reality, Lexus faces the stern words of her aunt. Worried that Lexus' interest in the gardener is becoming a bit to strong, Jeanna pays Vince a late night visit to keep him occupied. After some cute porn dialog, Jeanna delivers a blowjob like only she can. Nicely shot oral with great deep throat action. You can cover this with as much plot as you want, but Jeanna sucking dick is stroker material every time. Vince bends her over and fucks hard from behind, bringing a nice stream of dirty talk from Jeanna's mouth. She loves getting fucked and it looks like it's going to be tough for little Lexus to steal Vince's attention back after he's boned her Aunt. No facial, but given the fact that Vince dribbles a mini-load, I guess it's not much of a loss.

Once again, Lexus finds herself in the mysterious world, trying to save Vince. She runs into Miss Mo' Butter Pussy (Dee) and asks for help finding the falcon. Lexus actually does a good job of playing the sexual innocent and Dee, as always is as fantastic and sexy as anyone has a right to be. Dee invites the blonde in and Lexus quickly learns the art of pleasing another woman with her tongue. Even if the sex is a bit tame for my taste, Lexus and Dee do make a nice contrast, especially while riding opposite ends of a dildo.

Continuing on her journey, Lexus watches through the window as Halli Aston goes to town on Bobby Vitale. He's got his fingers buried deep inside her from behind, making her cry out around his cock. Lots of shadows in this scene, which is too bad, because he seems to be giving Halli a really good pumping. They stop fucking just long enough to invite Lexus to join them. Halli takes off, leaving Lexus to suck dick for the first time in the film. Showing off his film making skills, Zen shoots with some cool lighting, which, while interesting, takes some of the heat out of this blowjob. I've said it before, so I won't harp on it, but slow motion sex sucks. This is pretty sex and it's a half notch above most pretty sex scenes, but it's still better for lighting than fucking. At least until she takes it in the ass. The close up shots here kind of shatter that whole soft scene thing from the beginning. After giving her a rather hard fuck in the ass, Bobby cums on Lexus' neck.

Further down the road, she finds the flower girls, Janine, Kobe and Jill Kelly. They are quick to introduce her into the ways of lesbian love. Jill takes Lexus while Janine and Kobe take turns on each other. These two really hook up for a hot bit of labe lapping. Eventually, they all fall into a big pile together, but Kobe and Janine remain the only really interesting women in this scene.

Her next adventure comes when she is buried by an avalanche of falling dildos. When she wakes up, a demented doctor, played wonderfully by Lee Garland. He fills her in a bit more on the evil queen and her anti-orgasm policy. Lexus is nearly caught when the Queen (Jeanna Fine) comes in for her pelvic. Things get really weird here for a while and a well acted scene gets bogged down and runs on way too long.

The next scene comes between the Queen's 'Lovey Dovey', Tony Tedeschi (Doing his Thurston Howell III) and Mo Butta (Dee). This time, her talents aren't wasted in a g/g scene and Dee shines in a 69, taking that fat cock deep into her mouth. Tony tosses aside her headdress and starts fucking her hard enough to make those perfect tits nearly shake off. This is one of the hottest scenes in the movie for one simple reason, Dee is just a fantastic performer. He ends up cumming all over her flat belly. Pretty enthusiastic fucking considering his wife kills everyone who dares climax.

Back in the doctor's office, the sly doc has pulled a fast one on his assistant. Poor Johnny Appleseed is left to give The Foreplay Mistress (Candy Apples) her exam. She quickly takes over, putting the wimpy blond in his place. In her odd getup, Candy looks like some sex superheroine ready to do battle with the forces of evil, just as soon as her pussy gets eaten properly. Removing her helmet, she gets down and sucks his cock so hard his eyes nearly implode in his dome. Candy is nothing if not a totally hot cocksucker and thankfully Zen just lets her go at it. With her black boots and silver bubble bra still on, Johnny throws Candy onto the table and starts fucking her. Moving quickly to the ass, Mr. Appleseed (Is there a worse name in porn?) pokes her puckered pooper quite well. Of course, she won't let that go without getting some of her own. If you like watching guys get fucked in the ass with strap ons, here's your chance. I like Candy a lot, but no thanks.

There are some plot twists that are interesting, but the sex that comes is really shaky. What should be great action between Jeanna, Jake, Candy and Michael, ends up a bit of an over stylized mess. Jeanna manages to provide some hot moments, especially when Jake is hitting her deep spots. Still, this isn't nearly as good a scene as it should have been.

The story finally winds its way to the inevitable scene between Lexus and Vince. They seem to be in quite a hurry, but I guess we have been waiting the whole movie to see them fuck. Vince throws her long legs up over his shoulders and drives into her blonde pussy like their very lives depend on it. Though Lexus is plenty vocal in this

I have to say I was impressed by a lot of things in this movie. Lexus has never done much more me as a performer or an actress, but she does a very good job with her character in this movie. As a performer, she has some moments in this film, but is upstaged by some more cock starved performers. Jeanna Fine's final scene is messed up by too much 'style' but her opening effort with Vince is pretty nice. Chloe, as always, tears things up in her since effort. Dee is beautiful and totally fucking hot. Janine and Kobe do a good job in the four way lesbian romp. Even Candy Apples' scene is hot, I just didn't dig the strap on action at the end. So, what has Michael Zen given us? A plot that plays like Lexus in Wonderland with some odd bird thrown in to mix things up. As he sometimes does, Zen overplays his hand a few times in this movie, letting his style overpower the sex. However, as Vivid, couples market movies go, this one works more often than not. Best for fans of Lexus who want to see her swan song, Babylon has some other redeeming qualities that couples and some strokers will enjoy as well.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM

Porn Visionary's Rating:

Starring: Lexus stars as a sexually frustrated young woman living with wicked aunt Jeanna Fine, who forbids her niece from having any sex not attached to a vibrator. That means hands off hired help Vince Vouyer. To cope, Lexus escapes into a netherworld called Babylon dominated by an Evil Queen played by. . . guess who?

Michael Zen put a great effort into the production, but the secret world of Babylon is obviously sewn together with unconvincing sets and dildos. There's no sense of wonder, no dreaminess. The costumes look borrowed from other "period" pornos.

Though Lexus's pursuit of the mysterious Falcon is supposed to conjure the passion of a romance novel, the sex that stimulates is less erotic than raunchy. The plot sets it up that way. No one is allowed to screw in Babylon because the queen can't get off. But that doesn't stop all kinds of carnality from breaking out.

The highlight is Candy Apples' raw boning of Johnny Appleseed, which includes a climax you won't soon forget. Then there's Chloe's athletic D. P. It'll make your eyes water. But the film belongs to Jeanna Fine as the ferocious queen. What a roar!

It never delivers as a sexual dreamscape.

A 7 for Jeanna and some powerful raw-boned sex.

Posted By Porn Visionary, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM

Miles' Rating:

Starring: Lexus stars as a sexually frustrated young woman living with wicked aunt Jeanna Fine, who forbids her niece from having any sex not attached to a vibrator. That means hands off hired help Vince Vouyer. To cope, Lexus escapes into a netherworld called Babylon dominated by an Evil Queen played by. . . guess who?

Michael Zen put a great effort into the production, but the secret world of Babylon is obviously sewn together with unconvincing sets and dildos. There's no sense of wonder, no dreaminess. The costumes look borrowed from other "period" pornos.

Though Lexus's pursuit of the mysterious Falcon is supposed to conjure the passion of a romance novel, the sex that stimulates is less erotic than raunchy. The plot sets it up that way. No one is allowed to screw in Babylon because the queen can't get off. But that doesn't stop all kinds of carnality from breaking out.

The highlight is Candy Apples' raw boning of Johnny Appleseed, which includes a climax you won't soon forget. Then there's Chloe's athletic D. P. It'll make your eyes water. But the film belongs to Jeanna Fine as the ferocious queen. What a roar!

It never delivers as a sexual dreamscape.

A 7 for Jeanna and some powerful raw-boned sex.

Posted By Miles, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM