Roger's Rating:

The Extreme Associates family just keeps growing and growing. They have signed more contract performers in the last six months than the rest of the business combined and now it seems like a new film-maker pops up every month or so. This time, it's Keith Again, who strolls into the office of Rob Black with an idea. You see he has this movie and it's all shot in first person. This will allow the average guy watching porn to actually experience the movie as if it were happening to them. I was going to make a few cracks about huge stretches of the imagination and the suspension of disbelief, but why bother? Stryc9, Monique, Jessica, Elle, Tye, Heaven and Iroc await and a cast like that is too good for me to waste time writing when I could be watching.

First up is Stryc9, the incredibly tantalizing, busty young beauty who has shot up the Rog chart faster than anyone since…..well, you know who. The camera follows her home, sneaks into her house and after a split second of mock resistance, she replaces her candy stick with a meaty flesh pole.

The video quality is a bit yellow here like someone needs to turn on the light, but who in their right mind is focusing on technical shortcomings when the fresh faced, slut, errrrr girl, next door is doing her best to play hide the hose in her hot, wet, inviting mouth? (Dude, throw a bucket of water in your lap or something.)

Her panties come off and as Stryc9 lifts her plaid skirt and frees her awesome tits, she slides down on his cock and starts riding. Talk about a great view. Her tits bouncing as she fucks, I think I'm in love. (And what was it before?) When she turns around, we get an equally impressive view of her ass. (And we see the source of the yellow light.) Stryc9 gets on her back for some mish, in which she takes it in the ass. Her tight butt will only take short strokes, but her hand fly to that sweet, suckable pussy making it nice a juicy. The only time we lose the first person camera angle is in a transition shot where we can see Stryc9 sucking a bit of cock. (We see that it is actually Luciano playing the part of the viewer in this scene.)

Thankfully, this scene has a very long tit fucking scene that displays her wonderful (and all natural thank you very much) charms. Sadly, when he fires a great load right into her mouth, we go to slow motion. Technical shortcomings aside, this scene is one of the hottest I've had the pleasure of viewing in some time. (Oh yeah, Stryc9, wherever you are, I'd say it's time we had an interview, and in keeping with my tradition with Extreme Girls, it will have to be topless.) (She does of course. In fact, we could do the interview while I was tit fucking her, yeah that would be cool.)

Next up, Mike (Still playing the part of you and I.) gets to try out the newest Extreme Girl, Monique. She is dressed for business and sports some studious glasses, but all she really wants to do is get down on her knees and suck some dick.

Monique sucks dick REALLY well. No wonder Extreme signed this hottie to a contract, a face, body and oral skill package like this is a rare and wonderful find. First person blowjobs always look great, and even though the camera seems to be about three feet over Mike's head, this is no exception.

The standing doggy looks great, but the lighting gets in the way a bit as she rides him. Even if the video quality fails a bit, the content is still brilliant. Monique moves her hips like you wouldn't believe. This transitions nicely into some even hotter, squat fuck, anal. After a long standing anal, Monique spins around for another slow motion facial. (Someone needs to do a telethon to stop the spread of this terrible disease.) Monique is one super hot, nasty fuck and a fantastic addition to the Extreme family.

Speaking of super hot Extreme girls who know how to fuck, Jessica Darlin is the next to join this first person fuck fest. We get to join her in a small plane for a trip to the mile high club. (OK, I doubt this is a first, but I don't recall ever seeing a scene where people actually fuck in a plane before.) The lighting is a bit tricky and harsh in places. Sadly, as Jessica starts sucking his cock, the glare is so bright, I can hardly see a thing. This actually wastes the great sight of Ms. Darlin' devouring dick, but thankfully it goes away when they switch places. The lighting is just fine for some finger play and a rather cramped mish fuck. You know, looking at Jessica, I can't think of anyone in porn with a better body. No one! Looking this closely into the eyes of a woman this hot while she fucks is a very nice change of pace, and is enough to overcome the spotty lighting from the windows. (Bright sunlight is Hell on video.) I've got to say when she pulls her thighs back up against her shoulders to get assfucked, it is a beautiful thing. (Jessica, if I knew you liked it so much, I would have helped you out during our interview.) The cumshot is rather invisible in the dim lighting, but at this point, who cares? Three for three out of the gate. Adv. of Porno Man 2000 "gets high marks" Iroc "fucks as if all she really wants is a few more inches of dick in that tight little pussy" Elle Devine "ends up getting a load of cum in her mouth" Monique "all she really wants to do is get down on her knees and suck some dick" Tye "one hot cocksucker"

The next scene is a little frightening at first. Who wants a first person account of yard work. The HORROR! Eventually, Iroc comes along and offers her services to the guy in the backyard. She opens her top, exposing her tits and goes right to work sucking that hose to full attention. This is one of the best blowjobs I have seen Iroc give and I have to say I am liking her a lot more lately. After he bends her over a bench for a while, the camera moves a bit to capture Iroc as she squat fucks. The first person shots during this are very nice, offering a great shot of her body and lovely pussy. She fucks as if all she really wants is a few more inches of dick in that tight little pussy. After facing away and showing off her ass for a while, Iroc turns back around for a frontal view of that butt being filled. This is a hot scene, but really the first where the foggy video quality actually overtook the action to become a big detriment. Things wrap up with a long mutual masturbation as Iroc rubs her pussy waiting for Luciano to give her another slow motion cumshot. By now, the video quality is so poor, things look black and white. What the fuck happened?

One of my other favorite hotties, Heaven Leigh is up next and the box says this will be her first anal. (And I had hoped it would be with me.) When we come across Leigh getting made up for a scene, it takes her all of ten seconds to decide she really needs a dick in her mouth. Seeing this super cute redhead on her knees is probably the fantasy of 95% of the guys watching, so the first person camera works well here. Again, the video quality is not very good, which is very strange for a company like Extreme. They move into an office where her lovely butt is on display as he fucks her from behind. Yikes, the video makes her skin look yellow. What a shame, because, as usual, this woman gives a really hot performance. The view gets even better when she rides him, but the yellow tinge and bumpy camera work here is a bit distracting. What a shame, Leigh's first assfuck is marred by the video problems. Her facial would be really hot, except for the slow motion. I guess we need to see Leigh to another great anal scene with a killer facial to make up for this one.

Elle Divine's scene begins with her already sucking cock while squatting outside a car door. Let me tell you she attacks this rod like she needs cum more than oxygen. She ends up getting a load of cum in her mouth after about two minutes of sucking. Not sure if this is a scene, or just the film maker bragging about having his dick sucked by Elle.

Tye starts her scene the same way, but again, the lighting is really bad. It's so dark inside, you have to really strain your eyes to enjoy watching this sexy woman wrap her big tits around his cock for a brief, but hot titty fuck. She is one hot cocksucker, I just wish someone would turn on a freaking light.

I like the concept behind this video a lot, I love the cast, the sex is great, there is tons of anal and facials galore. So, why isn't this a ten? Two and a half reasons. First, the video quality is a problem. It gets worse as we go and there just wasn't enough care in lighting or something. Much of this looks like bad home video quality and it often mars the brilliant sexual action. Problem two is the slow motion facial cumshots. I realize this may be a plus for some of you, but I don't like them at all. Finally, and this is just a slight problem, the constant first person point of view didn't give us a variety of angles. Minor criticism really, overall I like the angle. With all this working against it, Porno Man 2000 still gets high marks because Jessica, Monique, Stryc9 and Heaven Leigh give ball busting performances. They are all worthy of great praise, as is everything in this video, except the picture quality. (And who says lighting doesn't count in porn.)

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM