Dr. Mabuse's Rating:

Starring: This feature stars a number of lesser known performers such as Kelly Dean, Elle DeVyne, Porsha, Nikki Love, Erica Lockett, and Lizzy Borden. As you might have guessed, this is a pretty low budget production. However, the performances are quite good when compared with others of similar financial restraint. Directed by Slain Wayne, "Terrors from the Clit" attempts to parody B horror movies. So basically what you have here is a B porn video trying to parody B horror movies. Sounds pretty bad eh? But surprisingly it works. . . most of the time.
The first scene has Elle DeVyne gettin drilled by a flower child and eventually the "Devil Man". This is probably the best performance on the tape. She takes it every way (but no DP) and gets two messy facials when its all over. Next is a parody of "Night of the Living Dead" starring Kelly Dean and two zombies. This scene is probably the next best on the tape. There is a DP in this scene as well a couple of great blow jobs which end in a double facial. The third scene is one of the silliest as two call girls (Lizzy Borden and Erica Lockett) show up at a "bachelor party" with two male vampires. It's hard to tell if Borden is a really good actor or a really bad one. Is Wayne trying to parody porn here too? Either way, her acting is so bad that it's good. This is pretty straight forward two-on-two scene as they both take it in the ass and each get a low yield facial. The next scene has Porsha and Intrusion sneaking into Dr. Freakstein's laboratory and taking advantage of his monster as soon as they are finished with one another. When it's over they both get a face full of monster cream. The final scene has Nikki Love taking on two guys (Tony Eveready and Byron Long) who are on the run from the law. This is a pretty average interracial scene as the two guys screw her on a blanket and give her a mug shot of their own.

This tape has some very inconsistent production values. At times it is great and at others it is terrible. For example, the fist scene (starring Elle DeVyne)is very promising and even borders on artistic. Shot handheld with a grainy filmstock (probably 8mm or Super8) the scene appears to take place in the 60s, as hinted by the decor, costuming and hairstyles. Since there is no synchronous sound recorded, Wayne uses some funny-ass subtitles for his dialogue. A funky electric organ soundtrack accompanies the action and funny dialogue. With all the elements brought together this really looks like it was shot in the 60s. Great Job! Eventually things go down hill. I don't know if he ran out of film or money but suddenly the action is caught on video soon after the Devil Man (Tom Byron in a rubber mask and gloves)appears. The dialogue is still funny but the aesthetics just aren't the same. Unfortunately the rest of the tape does not live up to the standard of this scene. Maybe Wayne should have put this one at the end. Overall, it is a very raw production and reflects that in every aspect. At times the sound is mixed so low that you can't hear the lines, not that you'll be lost in the story without them. In one scene (the laboratory)you can actually hear Wayne clearly direct positioning for a blowjob shot.

If you like a mix of horro and hardcore porn then you'll probably find this film erotic. However, humor seems to be more pervasive over eroticism in certain scenes. Definitely not a "couples" film, unless couples like watching two decaying zombies ravage a young blonde.

The fist scene was well done and quite funny. I only wihs that the same style and techniques were used on the other vignettes. I was also impressed with Elle DeVyne and Erica Lockett. Their performances were great and they are two of the better looking girls in the video.

Like I mentioned before, the video does have some issues when it comes to production values. The sound and some of the editing leave a lot to be desired. Jump cuts are abound with no real transitions shown of position switching. I also could have done without Porsha gagging on the monster's cock.

This is one of those tapes that some people will love and others will hate. If you don't mind cheesy production values and are a fan of horror flicks then I think you'll enjoy this tape. If you liked Jonathan Morgan's much ballyhooed "Dounle Feature" then you probably won't like this one. The story here is much less time consuming and the action a bit more natural (no condoms used in this one, if that matters to you). I give it an 8/10. I await the sequel.

Posted By Dr. Mabuse, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM