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Breastman's Wet T-Shirt Contest VHS
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Kaitlyn Ashley, Bunny Bleu, Letha Weapons, Kim Chambers, Mustang Sally Layd, Whitney Banks, Alex Sanders, Jake Williams, Joey Silvera, Mike Horner, Nikki Sinn, Jonathan Morgan, Jay Ashley.
XXX
Big Boobs
Historical Reference
112 min.
By:
Erotic Video Network
Bosley DeLongprez
3921V1I0/0
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Breastman's Wet T-Shirt Contest Video
Breastman's Wet T-Shirt Contest Description:
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The EVN-based wannabe is "Breastman"; unlike that loser "Rumpman", he at least picks a different body part. On the debit side the box layout is one of the most blatant ripoffs I have recently seen (though by far not the worst); furthermore, "Breastman" is not even a "real" camera-toting dude - he's just Jonathan Morgan playing the part. The through-the-camera bit isn't that prominent either; it's there as if alomst by an afterthought.
"Breastman's Wet T-Shirt Contest" has another annoying aspect. The title lies. The "T-Shirt" contest lasts for all of 3 minutes in the end of the movie, after all the sex scenes are through. I am at a loss why this is so; guys like the idea of a wet t-shirt contest followed by sex. It's a frequent fantasy of those who frequent in strip clubs; personally I have this fantasy of oil-wrestling followed by real sex. The industry clearly recognizes this fact and so capitalizes on it. But why don't they bother to follow through? I recognize that oil-wrestling may fall under the "violence" no-no category. But wet T-shirts? Why lie about such a simple and easily implemented premise?
Yet another drawback of "Breastman" flicks is the almost exclusive casting of grossly "enhanced" chests. I mean, you get into the trouble of making a breast-oriented tape, you might as well go natural. But I'm talking to the deaf, I know. This particular tape has way too many silicone disasters to even remotely enjoy it, Bunny Bleu and Kaitlin Ashley being the saddest cases of the lot.
The sex scenes are not badly filmed and the sound is generally acceptable. But I can't advice anybody to waste his hard-earned cash on a frustrating experience such as this.
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Posted By Imperial, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Breastman's Wet T-Shirt Contest VHS
Custodian Of Records Breastman's Wet T-Shirt Contest VHS
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Breastman's Wet T-Shirt Contest VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Breastman's Wet T-Shirt Contest VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Breastman's Wet T-Shirt Contest VHS or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Breastman's Wet T-Shirt Contest VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Breastman's Wet T-Shirt Contest VHS label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: EVN, 20436 Corisco Street, Chatsworth, CA 91311. Erotic Video Network hereby certifies that Breastman's Wet T-Shirt Contest VHS Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Breastman's Wet T-Shirt Contest VHS may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Breastman's Wet T-Shirt Contest VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Breastman's Wet T-Shirt Contest VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Breastman's Wet T-Shirt Contest VHS Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Breastman's Wet T-Shirt Contest VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Breastman's Wet T-Shirt Contest VHS label appears are archived for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: EVN, 20436 Corisco Street, Chatsworth, CA 91311. Erotic Video Network hereby certifies for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. that Breastman's Wet T-Shirt Contest VHS Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Excalibur Ent. Inc. may here upon rely.
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