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Bored Housewife Video
Bored Housewife Description:
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| wade1972's Movie Review (1) |
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Starring: Champagne, Trinity Loren, Jade East, and others. . .
This is 80's porn at its worse. This is a real one-day wonder at best (if not a one afternoon-wonder): awful hairdos, really terrible and rotten "sexy" lingerie, crappy music, etc.
This film blows it in a big way. It starts out fun enough with a pretty interesting scene with Champagne and her husband having sex while having breakfast and while he reads the paper. She's dressed in a housecoat and even has rollers in her hair. Even though this is supposed to show how "boring" their sex life is, the scene is pretty hot and when she opens her housecoat after about 5 minutes of going down on him, it made my heart jump. Wow! But after that scene, the movie totally drops like a rock and becomes a total waste of time (and money). The rest of the film was two g/g scenes and one huge orgy that's about as thrilling as a ten hour lecture on rocks.
Champagne is lovely. . . she doesn't look like a porn star so her first scene in this is really hot. And Trinity Loren is nice to look at too. . . the
After the first scene, everything!!!
The first scene is hot. . . so that would give this a 2 at best. . . but the rottenness of the rest of it takes way any value this film has so score this one a BIG FAT ZERO!
Posted By wade1972, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Bored Housewife VHS
Custodian Of Records Bored Housewife VHS
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Bored Housewife VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Bored Housewife VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Bored Housewife VHS or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Bored Housewife VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Bored Housewife VHS label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: Robert Brickman, Custodian of Records, Cinderella, 8021 Remmet Ave., Canoga Park, CA 91304. Cinderella hereby certifies that Bored Housewife VHS Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Bored Housewife VHS may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Bored Housewife VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Bored Housewife VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Bored Housewife VHS Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Bored Housewife VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Bored Housewife VHS label appears are archived for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: Robert Brickman, Custodian of Records, Cinderella, 8021 Remmet Ave., Canoga Park, CA 91304. Cinderella hereby certifies for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. that Bored Housewife VHS Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Excalibur Ent. Inc. may here upon rely.
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