Roger's Rating:

Dirty Dave Cummings is, according to the blurb on the box, "An American Hero." Now, to some people, Colin Powell is a hero. To others, Michael Jordan, John Glenn, Oliver Stone or Pauly Shore fit that bill. However, to those of us who spend more than our share watching other people fuck and suck in front of a camera, I would say a fifty something year old man who nails hotties less than half his age for fun and profit while staying one Hell of a nice guy, is about as big a freaking hero as they come. This time around, Dave takes the whole older man/younger woman thing one step farther than before. He has no less than three, just legal cuties around to help him pass the time, and that has to be a good start.

Pandora leads things off, blowing out her birthday candles, then blowing Dave and Van Damage. Her idea of a celebration includes swallowing as much hard C**K as she possibly can, and this busty blonde has quite the appetite. Combined, these two guys have plenty of poon pelts on their walls, but she remains undaunted, swallowing Van to the root with the greatest of ease. Dave's often used, and apparently sturdy recliner is home to the first fucking, as Pandora straddles her Sugardaddy, slamming her ass down in his lap, trying to get every last inch up inside her aching love tunnel. Van takes over for a while, slam fucking the blonde on the couch while Dave finds an interesting way to serve some cake to the horny birthday girl. Proving she is not a selfish girl, Pandora gives as well as she gets, letting Dave fuck her tight little asshole before letting both guys frost her face and tits with their own brand of icing. While not a raving beauty, this woman is hot as hell and knows how to have a good time.

Tangerine is the first of the very young hotties to hook up with Dave. The very thin blonde has a little pocket rocket vibe in her backpack and uses it to stimulate her clit. When Dave walks in, he doesn't want to stop. In fact, he stands over her, stroking his C**K, while Tangerine gets herself off. Ever the considerate neighbor, Dave wants to make sure her cries are quieted with a penis pacifier. Since he had already worked himself into a throbbing frenzy, he quickly moves to fuck this thin little nugget. She makes some pretty interesting facial expressions as Dave pounds away, making her cum time and again. (With some help from that little pocket rocket thing.) Tangerine also loves dirty talk and the more Dave talks, the more she climaxes. Just when you think she is all fucked out, Tangerine mounts, pro-fucks and cums yet again. I sure hope Dave took his vitamins on this day, because this woman looks like she could put an army of men into a coma the way she fucks like the damn Energizer Bunny.

Sunny Daze, who just turned eighteen is nearly unbearably cute and comes prancing in wearing this see through lingerie. Dave is playing a little game here, with Sunny as his hot intern who is as eager to please as any President could ever hope for. Unlike a certain impeached Chief Executive, Dave isn't too big an asshole to go down. In fact, he does so quite readily. Her pretty little pussy is already juicy, but Dave gives it the full taste test before asking her to perform her intern duties. Watching her make his C**K disappear makes me think this cute little blonde is on the top of the list for next year's White House Intern list. (I know she would be near the top of any list of women I would like to see sucking my D**k.) A few Clinton jokes and a nice blowjob later, Dave strips and enters the young cutie. After fucking her for a bit, Dave drops a somewhat small load right onto her nipple. Looks like Monica has already left the office with a mouthful.

Just three days after her eighteenth birthday, Sammy Wood is ready to shed her video virginity. To break her in with one of his patented preview scenes. Funny how comfortable this girl is with an older man's C**K in her mouth. How did she learn that in just three days? After a brief exchange of oral, she manages to get fucked rather hard. (Especially considering how sunburned this poor cutie is. Another rather dry shot on her face, and I am more than ready to see this girl in her next scene.

Payton Taylor may be a horny girl, but she is in dire need of a workout routine. Her stomach is considerably more saggy than her breasts, making me think this woman may have had kids recently. In spite her sub par looks, Payton really attacks Dave's D**k, sucking it like a crazed hosebeast and raising her stock as a porn slut considerably. She also happily takes a hard banging in her butt and laps up his cum like candy. With some better make up and a bit of time in the gym, who knows what Payton might be able to do.

Brooke is much prettier and just as eager to suck C**K. She wakes up before Dave and goes under the covers to start his day in the brightest of ways. Once hard, Dave rolls her onto her side and enjoys some pre-breakfast poontang. (Tang, breakfast, I get it.) Dave really gives her a solid pounding, especially in the inverted missionary position. (With her lying flat on her stomach while he fucks her from above. This pretty woman can take his best shots and still cry for more. Dave fucks her mish about as hard as I have seen him pound any starlet and Brooke just keeps rubbing her clit and smiling. Even after he drops a load on her shaved pussy, he just keeps right on pumping. I haven't seen Brooke in a lot of scenes, but this may be her best yet.

Toni is a twenty year old black girl who has never been camera before. She is a bit chunky and totally nervous, but her shy ways are actually kind of charming. Dave warms her up by sucking her big titties and her pussy. She sucks D**K for a bit before taking his C**K from behind. It takes a while, but Toni seems to be more than ready for another go round, even as Dave drops a wad on her big ass.

Randee Lee joins Dave for another President/Intern scene. When she shows up for a meeting that has been postponed, Randee has a problem with his promotion policy. She questions why others have moved up faster, he explains that the company (I guess Dave is a president, not THE President.) mentoring policy. Though she is playing very naive, Randee has a very sexy way about her and a nice looking bod. She strips slowly as Dave gives her instructions, putting on quite a show. This makes Dave's D**K hard and he asks Randee to suck it for him. She reluctantly agrees to give it a try, but clearly this is not her first time with a C**K in her mouth. She seems well on her way up the ladder in this company, but has more to learn. Dave has her shed her panties and rub her pussy. Randee, still playing the total virgin, she can't even say "fuck" at first but soon feels a rod in her cookie for the first time. For a virgin, she sure pro fucks Dave, moving her hips quite nicely while riding him. Great, hard pounding doggy on the floor seems to be her favorite position in this new and exciting activity. (Beats the hell out of filing shit.) To complete her training, Dave drops a ball bomb on her lips, marking Randee as his own little intern. (Hey Dave, has the White House called to pluck this one from you?)

Of the seven women in this volume, a few stand out. However, it is Sunny Daze that I most want to see again. This little blonde is infectiously cute and encourage all producers to find this little slice of cherry pie. Sammy Wood is another totally desirable little cutie I want to see more of. Pandora, Brooke and Randee Lee also turn in super fine sexual performances. Most of the women are good looking and each scene has something to enjoy

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM

John Douglas' Rating:

The paradigm to the typical "Dirty Dave the Sugardaddy" movie is a series of vignettes prefaced by a title card setting up the scenario that usually takes place in Dave's home (serving as places as diverse as the Oval Office. . . so you have to use your imagination a little bit, okay?).

In "D. D. t. S. #16", Dave appears in each scene, only sharing his fresh-faced newcomers with Van Damage in the first scene. Entitled "Birthday Boinking", Dave and Van celebrate Dave's birthday with blonde lovely Pandora. As an appetizer to the cake, the boys decide to explore Pandora's box. After a quick start, Van steps aside to attend to his wood while Dave takes Pandora for a Lay-Z-Boy lounger fuck. His flat fixed, Van rejoins the fray and gives the busty blonde a hot and sweaty piledriver. Meanwhile, ingenious Dave wipes a little cake frosting on his cock and serves Pandora a taste. After a brief throat-fucking, Dave moves to the backdoor and gives the curvaceous cocksucker some anal action. Dave and Van finish things up by frosting Pandora's face and tits with their own frosting. Very hot.

Next up is the hottest entry of the tape. Dave introduces the audience to a skinny, young-looking find by the name of Tangerine. While Dave showers, Tangerine makes good use of her pocket rocket and gets her Tangerine juices flowing. Not wanting to let the vibrator have all the fun, Dave slips in and gives the willing youngster a lesson in fucking.

Despite the fact that tangy Tangerine isn't what most would consider model-quality, the scene generates real heat from the fact that she really gets into the scene and certainly seems to be experiencing several real orgasms during the scene. Filled with lots of dirty talk and a great piledriver, this scene is scorching hot and makes the movie a worthwhile rental/purchase based on this one scene alone.

Not that the remaining scenes are lacking, mind you. Other additional highlights include: Dave and newcomer Sunny Wood, who at the day the scene was shot was 18 years and three days old; Dave getting a heckuva nice wake up BJ from a cutie with small perky tits and big, dick-sucking lips; Dave and Toni, a 20 year very-shy, black girl.

Although it uses the most overly-used scenario of the last year, the final scene of the video has Dave as a President (although, since Dave is a career military man in real life, he cannot actually portray THE President without taking a chance of going through a military tribunal) who advises a cute, young intern that the way to get ahead is to give a little head (and a little fucking doesn't hurt your prospects, either). As played by newcomer Randee Lee, the intern puts on her Presidential knee pads and offers up her wet mouth, nice (fake) titties, and everything else to regal Dave. Mainstream video companies take note, as Miss Lee shows some promise in the acting department, as well.

With all these cuties sharing his bed, I now know that when I grow up, I want to be Dave Cummings!


Posted By John Douglas, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM