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Blue Heaven Video
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Starring: Kelly Blue, Talia James, Raven, Mandi Wine, Sasha Gabor, Tony Montana, Wayne Summers, Jimmy Pyke, Dan Steele.
Granted, Kelly Blue may seem appealing enough to grab your attention, but then again with those overinflated boobs and bleached hair is it really necessary to say it? IT'S A FAKE!!Jeez! People! What ever happenned to all-natural?
Anyway, kudos to Talia James for being willing to get a facial. That was most kind of her.
Lame. There's nothing really interesting to see. I mean, Kelly fucks Tony Montana and, as if that were not depressing enough, the rest of the video seems almost like filler space in between sex scenes. And the sex wasn't all that impressive anyway.
Seriously: How many times must directors put the viewers through the boredoom of having some guys ejaculate on top of some bleached blonde's fake boobs? THEY ARE NOT REAL! THEY ARE SILICON! WHAT'S THE POINT!?
So-so to not so hot. The one part that seemed promising was Talia James's facial. Too bad it was delivered by Sasha gabor. This is yet another of those annoying asswipes who thinks that at their age they still can impress theaudience.
On top of that this guy seems to think that by combing his hair like Burt Reynolds he'll automatically have sex appeal. Pathetic.
Mostly Talia James. At least she doesn't try to look like Marilyn monroe. Every time some bleached blonde with fake tits does this is just plain ridiculous. What? Are we to pretend they ARE in fact Marilyn? Please. . .
Kelly Blue's looks. Marilyn monroe lookalikes should not be allowed to do porn. It does NOT work!
A 5 at best. This one of those videos that can be put under the "whatever" category.
Posted By Reviewer, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Blue Heaven VHS
Custodian Of Records Blue Heaven VHS
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Blue Heaven VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Blue Heaven VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Blue Heaven VHS or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Blue Heaven VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Blue Heaven VHS label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: Mr. M. Beckman, Custodian of Records, Leisure Time Entertainment, 7050 Valjean Ave. Van Nuys , CA 91406. Infinity hereby certifies that Blue Heaven VHS Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Blue Heaven VHS may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Blue Heaven VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Blue Heaven VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Blue Heaven VHS Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Blue Heaven VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Blue Heaven VHS label appears are archived for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: Mr. M. Beckman, Custodian of Records, Leisure Time Entertainment, 7050 Valjean Ave. Van Nuys , CA 91406. Infinity hereby certifies for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. that Blue Heaven VHS Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Excalibur Ent. Inc. may here upon rely.
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