Roger's Rating:

It's not often I review a Vivid movie on video any more. I have been watching a number of their titles on DVD (The DVD side of Vivid sends screeners while the video people keep refusing.) and fans have asked me to try and do more Vivid video. This one can't be too new since Alyssa Love has been out of porn for over a year and a half, but it does have Janine, who I still think is one of the most stunning women in all of porn. Yes, I know, she doesn't do guys and generally g/g sex bores me. However, there is something about this woman that cuts through all that and I end up usually liking it just enough to enjoy a movie where Janine gets her labes lapped.

Janine runs a women's shoe store and has a special relationship with her assistant Joel Lawrence. It's not sexual, but she seems to be looking out for him, trying to help him score with women. (Maybe hoping to cop the leftovers.) Even with her help, he ends up at home watching dirty movies. His taste in smut is a bit odd, as he drifts off to sleep watching an old USO looking movie starring Liza Harper, Chrisi Lake and Jamie Lee as covered up army chicks. When he dreams his way into the movie, the first place Dennis stops is at the feet of the three women. The fact that I only find one of these women (Liza) remotely attractive or sexually appealing, is stone cold guarantee that this is going to be hard for me to watch. It doesn't help that the whole scene is shot in black and white. Nice to keep the theme, but hell on the sexual heat. Luckily, there isn't much to be lost. Liza, as always sucks a great dick, but any time Jamie or Christi are in the shot, I want to rush to the forward scan button. There is some anal, and it looks like it comes sans condom, so maybe that will save it for some of you. Christi licks cum from Jamie's pussy, closing out a scene that went beyond boring me.

The next day, tall blonde Laura Palmer strolls into the store looking to add some expensive shoes to her collection. Poor Dennis can't keep away from her feet and legs, prompting Janine to shove him right out the door for an early lunch. You see, the gorgeous shopkeeper has plans for the sexy customer that don't involve a pesky foot boy. Since I am attracted to both participants, this scene is better than the first before Janine even gets her tongue buried between Laura's round Euro-buns. Even with my lukewarm feelings towards lesbian scenes, it's always clear that Janine loves eating pussy. That always makes scenes easier to watch. Her enthusiasm shows as she works Laura's pussy to a dripping frenzy, making sure her new friend is in a good move when it's time to reciprocate. You know, naked, Janine stacks up with any porn star of the 90's when it comes to head to toe fuckability. Laura makes a hot lunch out of all of Janine's perfect parts, even dragging her into the front window where she has to show the whole mall what a carpet munching slut she really is.

Laura comes back the next day, needing a location for a photo shoot. Janine isn't around, but Dennis quickly agrees to give the tall blonde the run of the store. The shoot starts out hot and gets hotter as Alec Metro takes one of Raylene's big tits into his mouth and starts sucking. Naturally, the focus turns quickly to her feet, with Alec licking her shoes and toes before he ever gets to that lovely pussy. Watching her sucking dick turns the sexual heat of this movie up about ten times. Thankfully, we get a lot of footage of this gorgeous woman inhaling her man's prick. Raylene is just so hot, I think I would watch just about anything with her in it. Alec bends her over the chairs in the center of the shoe store and fucks her hard from behind. (Somewhere, Al Bundy lets lose with a huge smile.) Great doggy shots here, but the best close ups come from reverse cowgirl. Raylene moves her feet to the floor so she can squat fuck him hard, then spin around to jerk a load right onto her face. Nice work darlin.

Janine is plenty pissed when she finds the photo shoot, but Laura reminds her that the shop has already been broken in sexually. That argument doesn't work and she fires his ass. While Dennis wanders around contemplating suicide, Janine is busy running the store herself. Of course, that still includes taking cute, young customers like Alyssa Love home with her for some hot lesbian lust. Alyssa is just so fresh and cute looking it's amazing. She also has absolutely perfect (natural) breasts. Her love for women is almost as great as Janine's and it shows in this scene. If every lesbian scene in porn were between two such great looking women and always involved only women who loved it as much as these two do, I might just be converted. There is a great shot of Janine, her stocking clad legs kicking as Alyssa uses her studded tongue in ways we can only imagine. It's just a stunning visual for anyone who loves perfect female legs. This time, the ladies break out the fake cocks and Janine rides a strap on to another climax. Nice g/g pairing to be sure.

Dennis is still wandering the streets, when Laura pulls up and takes him into the car. He spills his whole life story and with her help, finds the courage to tell the tall Euro-blonde that he would 'crawl through broken glass' just to suck on her toes.(Ouch) This sort of honest approach works wonders with the Euro-Blonde. Of course, she is one twisted bitch and she insists he pose for her up on the roof of a building. The session soon ends and Laura goes down on him. We hear jets in the background, but this looks like a pretty private roof to me. Still, it's a pretty nice little set up for a sex scene. She gives him a long, slow blowjob that is only a warm-up for some hard pounding doggy to come. Laura has full hips and thighs and looks fine taking it from behind. She is quite the vocal fuck and for you footwear fans, keeps her black leather boots on during the dirty talk filled fuck. Laura finally does what we all wish Janine would do, stokes a bit load of cum out of this guys dick and licks him clean.

Sure, there is too much lesbian sex in this movie, sure there is WAY too much foot play for my tastes, sure the first scene is a hideous waste of video tape. Still, there is a lot to like in the movie. (Well, if you like lesbian scenes, foot fetish stuff or Jamie Lee, then my 'problems' turn into major pluses.) Janine looks as good as ever and is paired up with a couple of pretty hot numbers as well. Her scene with Alyssa proves that some girl/girl scenes can work for me. (And makes me wish Ms. Love had never left.) Using Raylene right in the middle of the movie was a nice move as well, assuring that more scenes than not are at least worth a solid stroke or three. Alyssa, please come back and Janine now that you're done with porn, you can come hang by my pool any time.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM

Diggler's Rating:

Starring: Janine, Raylene, Liza Harper, Laura Palmer, Alyssa Love, Christi Lake, Alec Metro, Joel Lawrence. Some pretty good work here, but I wasn't really into all the lez action from Janine. Other than that, this had a pretty good couples feel to it.

Looks like it was shot on film, since it doesn't have that really hot lighting feel to it. Good sound and shot mostly on sets, with good enough camerawork and direction to keep you from missing too much of the action.

Again, I'm not really into Janine and her girl girl act, so this was fast forward time for me. The rest of the time, the sex was pretty straightforward, but enjoyble, certainly above average.

Raylene's scene with Alec Metro in the shoe store. Makes you wish you were Al Bundy for a day (or Alec Metro, ha ha). They turn in the best scene of the movie, and not only because it's the films only facial ender. Raylene looks nice, and both turn in some pretty hot loving (now if she would just stop all the grunting. Sounds like she is the victim of some wife beating).

Again, not really big on lesbian action, so one scene of it is too much for me, I don't need TWO scenes.

Would rather see more of Raylene, and less girl girl action. If not for Raylene, I would snoozed my way through it. I'll give it a 4.

Posted By Diggler, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM