Kazmeyer's Rating:

Starring: Yeah, I did the same double-take when I saw the title. This is another Devil's Films productions, which means we have TT Boy and a bunch of unnamed, uncredited girls. This pisses me off something fierce, but the quality of this flick does a lot to make up for it.
The story, dumb as it is, revolves around TT's character, Dr. Cameltoe. He has a fascination with women who have. . . rather prominent genitalia, let's say. We're not talking sideshow freaks, here, don't worry. As a matter of fact, if I hadn't seen the name of the video, I would have noticed nothing more than the weird sound effect every time TT sees it.
Anyway, the movie opens with him in the loony bin. His nurse is a lovely blonde who wears nothing but the top of her uniform, and when he tries to touch her she punishes him by making him watch as she nails one of the orderlies. It's a weird scene, and fairly short. Her acting ability is as bad as TT's, but she looks lovely as she does a few minutes of reverse cowgirl before taking a facial. As she's occupied, TT takes off and escapes by talking his way into the car of a young woman who looks a heck of a lot like Angel Bust. She takes him home and they screw on her staircase.
After a bit of oral, they try various uncomfortable looking positions, with the camera emphasis on genital shots. It's a pretty hot scene, although I can see why some girls in the business hate TT's sense of rhythm. Hard to explain. . . it's a great scene, though, lots of heat, and *two* shots (one facial).
Afterwards, she kicks him out and he goes to sleep by the highway. The next day, he stumbles across two young brunettes. One's quite a looker, the other one is average. The two girls are enjoying themselves by the pool before TT lures them inside with his omnipresent "I'm a doctor" line. He takes the two girls on a pool table. Very nice scene. Between them, the girls take quite a lot of pounding in a myriad of positions before the final shot (no facial).
Next we see a big black stud (his name escapes me, but I've seen him in other videos) show off his "hunting" technique. He uses a blowgun to tranquilize a young brunette and explains that he's a doctor and he'll look after her. The acting is completely atrocious, but the fact that this is one of the loveliest young ladies I've seen in a long time does a lot to make up for it. She comes to to find him fondling her, and the "I'm a doctor" line works here. Yeah. Anyway, she's very good-looking and one of those "barely legal" types. Not incredibly enthusiastic, but I'd figure this to be one of her first films if not her first. If they'd given her name (hint, hint) she'd definitely be an actress I'd look for again.
The sex here is fairly standard, and she seems to be hesitant at first. She soon warms, though, and takes a nice facial at the end. Fantastic scene. After this, Dr. Cameltoe (god, what an awful name) finds two more girls, one black and one that looks vaguely middle eastern. More bad acting, and the girls this time aren't quite as attractive.
Once again TT switches back and forth between the girls rapidly, and one of them objects repeatedly to his grabbing her by the neck. After a lot of pounding, we get a partially-missed facial (he hits one of the girls in the armpit. Lovely. )
Finally, he catches absolutely the loveliest girl I've ever seen in an adult video in a parking lot. She's a beautiful brunette who resembles mainstream star Mia Sara (the chick from Ferris Bueller's Day Off) fairly strongly. He does his doctor line, and they go off to shoot the scene. However - Murphy's law of porn here - she doesn't let him touch her. She shows off with a vibrator, and does a damn good job. . . but no contact at all. There oughta be a law.
A great scene, but she does overact a bit when it comes to the vibrator.

Iffy. I don't know who directed this (no credits, again) so I don't know who's to blame for the schizophrenic pace this film takes. In a given scene, TT will switch between several different positions in the space of a few minutes, sometimes backing off and starting over completely. His lack of natural rhythm is kind of distracting. The story is completely laughable, but the camerawork is decent and the sets not bad (although it's obvious all the interior scenes were shot in the same house). And of course, my perennial gripe. . . NO CREDITS! ARGH!!

Very hot. This film has an abundance of amazingly attractive women, although no names are available for further research. The performances aren't very even, and it's obvious in a few of the scenes that the girls weren't that happy with the way some of the action went. They're all troopers, though. The focus is definitely on the nether regions of the female anatomy, and there are quite a few lingering shots in each scene. And, well, they do all look fantastic.

Hard to choose. The young brunette from the "hunting" scene and the girl in the final scene are two of the most beautiful young women I've seen in porn. I would love to see more of them, but there are no *!&*ing credits to go by!

The fact that I couldn't put a name to a face in any of the scenes. This really bugs me, even on amateur tapes where I'm not likely to recognize the names anyway. Other than that, not a lot detracts from this picture.

This one gets an 8. It loses one mandatory point for the lack of credits, but otherwise it's extremely well done. This movie is full of young, beautiful girls who obviously don't have a lot of experience before the camera. No bleached blondes and only one silicone job. If that's the kind of thing you're looking for, this is definitely worth picking up.

Posted By Kazmeyer, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM