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Awesome Asians 7 Video
Awesome Asians 7 Description:
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| Dante Sinferno's Movie Review (1) |
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Starring: The video stars Mimi Miyagi, Chelsea Lynn, Kia, Asia Carrera, Rikki Lee, Kitty Young, Ron Jeremy, Sean Michaels, Joey Silvera, and the usual male suspects. Performances range from competent to comatose, and the women from gorgeous o grotesque.
Terrible. Some of the individual sequences are proficiently filmed, but too many look like 10th-generation copies, or blurry and badly-lit audition footage that should have stayed on the cutting room floor. The editing is awful, and the sound nearly as bad.
Poor. Even the best scenes barely generate any heat.
Rikki Lee, with Mimi's nipples rating an honorable mention.
There are two candidates for worst scene. One has an appealingly zaftig woman who's apparently taken too many valium before doing her audition. The other has such awful lighting that the women is in shades of mauve and the man is dark green, so that it looks as though he's sticking a zucchini up her puce derriere.
There are a lot of Awesome Asian women in this compilation, but none of them are seen at their best here. 3 out of 10.
Posted By Dante Sinferno, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Awesome Asians 7 VHS
Custodian Of Records Awesome Asians 7 VHS
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Awesome Asians 7 VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Awesome Asians 7 VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Awesome Asians 7 VHS or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Awesome Asians 7 VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Awesome Asians 7 VHS label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: Mr. M. Beckman, Custodian of Records, Leisure Time Entertainment, 7050 Valjean Ave. Van Nuys , CA 91406. Goldwest hereby certifies that Awesome Asians 7 VHS Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Awesome Asians 7 VHS may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Awesome Asians 7 VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Awesome Asians 7 VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Awesome Asians 7 VHS Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Awesome Asians 7 VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Awesome Asians 7 VHS label appears are archived for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: Mr. M. Beckman, Custodian of Records, Leisure Time Entertainment, 7050 Valjean Ave. Van Nuys , CA 91406. Goldwest hereby certifies for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. that Awesome Asians 7 VHS Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Excalibur Ent. Inc. may here upon rely.
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