Reviewer's Rating:

Starring: Shelbee Myne, Solveig, Naomi, Dave Hardman, Alyssa Love, Katie Gold, Derrick Lane, Bobbie Bliss, Dalny Marga, Peter North, Jake Steed.
The performances were OK. There wasn't anything out of the ordinary really. On top of that most of the male performers could hardly ejaculate at all. For this reason potentially good wet shots were spoiled.
There is one thing, however, that was really annoying: In every scene there is a voice-over of one of the performers of the scene "reading" a letter which they supposedly sent to Hustler magazine. The problem is these letters are read with so little emotion that you may end up wanting to turn the volume down. Now, consider this: If these guys can't read a fucking letter, what can you expect of their acting?

The production was OK. It takes place, apparently at at a couple of different places--including an outdoor scene in the woods in a horse carriage. That is a nice respite from the usual over the weekend-one place format.
The main idea is to illustrate letters which supposedly have been sent to Hustler. This isn't such a bad idea, save for two tiny details:
ONE: The fatansies described in the letters are so fake they are just not believable. For example: In a letter acted out by Derrick Lane and some other girl (NOT RACQUEL! GASP!) the writer os the letter claims that because ice was applied to his genitalia his sperm came out frozen. Too bad this is not possible, since semen, the actual fluid, comes not from the testicles, but from another internal organ impossible to "freeze" by ice.
TWO: sometimes the action on the screen does NOT follow what the letter actually describes. In one of the final scenes, for example, a woman is described in the letter as BRUNETTE, but the girl in the video is BLONDE. Details like that keep appearing over and over.
This, of course, is John Dough's fault, since he was the director of this flick.

Difficult to say. If you ignore the letter-voice-over it's sort of OK. Only the last two scenes are truly great, including, in the scene before the last, a great facial. There's also some anal and some egg-yolk on Tara Hart's ass, but that's about as far as it goes.

Scene number four. The facial was cool.

The voice-overs. They were really unecessary. They do inspire you to turn the volume off.

The idea is interesting, but the video was so poorly directed that its credibility is seriously compromised. I guess it should get a 5 for effort.

Posted By Reviewer, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM