Roger's Rating:

This seems like the perfect time to find an older Mary Carey title and give it the full review. She has just parted ways with Kick Ass Pictures and says she is ready for a fresh start. I understand she also got her tits done which hastened her departure from Kick Ass. (Still the only all natural company out there.) I don't know if it will be a good thing for her to move on from Kick Ass, but I don't see how anyone can see a boob job as a good thing for Mary. She already had such a great rack that it seems a shame to touch it. For this volume of MC Rules, she is still natural and only doing girls. That isn't the best news I can think of, but I am interested to see what Mary does when matched up with Ashley Blue. Both of these girls know how to talk and though their styles are quite different, this may be a match made in porn heaven.

Mary wants to a mean lesbian scene so she invites Ashley Blue to help her. They play the mean girls in school and terrorize poor August. Ashley is used to this kind of the thing and she plays off of August perfectly. The girls mock her for a while and play with each other. Eventually they get August out of her chair and bend her over the teacher's desk. The spank her ass and finger her naughty slit. Ashley breaks out a dildo and fucks the popular girl while Mary rubs her huge tits all over August's head. Eventually all of the girls get into the action and we get some very good toy play as they take turns double teaming each other. Ashley even takes a big toy right up her bad girl ass.

Mary plays a dim-witted hotel heiress for an episode of the “Easy Life.” Her friend Vicky (Fallon Summers) has a special way of getting the girls out of their chores. She makes a trade with the farm girl (Mikayla) for a little dirty lesson in the hay. Mary watches as the two pretty girls get it on. If you like pretty, thin girls sharing a dildo then you're going to enjoy this scene. I didn't see as much here as I did in the last one, but it gets the job done. Because she fucked her so well that the rich girls won't have to do any work for a while. (Just like in real life.)

Mary plays Skittles the white rapper in the next scene. She's done this one before and it's pretty funny. Skittles has a couple of hot video hos, Haley Paige and Brandy Lyons. After a silly little rap, Mary steps away and lets the girls finish things off like slutty girls should. Haley undresses her new friend and works her mouth and down her body. The pussy licking is rather low key, but we get some really good close up shots of those meaty lips as they get licked. The toy play seems to light both girls up a bit as thy 69 and get each other off.

Judge Mary Cary stands in judgment over Little Baby Saint (Olivia Saint) who is accused of anally penetrating Hollie Stevens after a show. Olivia is hilarious during her testimony, but she loses and sentenced to having her own ass proved by her victim. Hollie bends her over and shoves a toy straight up that butt. That puts her in her place a little so she is happy to stick her tongue into Hollie's box. It isn't a bad scene, but it is probably the weakest of the lot.

For the final scene Mary plays a teacher who has to give sexy Breanne a failing grade on her party. The pretty young girl is willing to do anything to bring her grades up. Mary has her slowly strip and then teaches her how to please a woman. After a short round of pussy licking, Mary opens her legs wide for a big vibrator. The sexy teacher enjoys it so much that she eats up little Breanne. Toy play is strong again and Mary does a good job of both giving and receiving this time around.

If you like Mary in girl/girl action then this movie will work for you in a big way. She shows up in a couple of scene and does some things we haven't seen before. Mary sticks her finger up Ashley's ass, breaking her anal-fingering cherry. That was a really good scene though I think if I heard Mary say the word “vagina” one more time I might have kicked my TV. There are some fun set ups and Mary loves playing characters. That adds a lot of heat in my book and adds some smiles to the action. I'm not sure what the future holds for Mary now that she has left Kick Ass. New tits, new teeth and a new start, but will that mean that Mary Carey still rules? We'll have to stick around to find out.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM