The Spear's Rating:

Starring: This Jim Holiday "White Mocassin Feature" starred Jill Kelly, Cinderella, Shayla Laveaux, Marilyn Star, Shelbee Myne, Montana Gunn, Victoria Basque, Cara Lott, Julie Rage, Mila, Wynonna Winter, Tom Byron, Micheal J. Cox, Nick East, Ian Daniels, Steve Hatcher and Clay Hyde, in one very hot movie.

Although most of the sex takes place indoors, the film features excellent sound and visual quality, a story (albeit a silly one), and some of the prettiest and cutest little blonde strumpets.

This movie starts off erotic! Cut into Cinderella and her male co-star going right to it. Not two minutes later and his D**K is drilling her backdoor. When he finally blows his load over the waif-like blonde's face, only then does Jill proceed to tell us what the film is all about.
It seems you can go into this ice cream shop and, depending on how you order, get to fuck the blonde help. Nick comes in and asks for the popsicle and Victoria joins him. This is a very hot scene. This girl is tiny, also. Only the lame pop shot mars this scene. Poor Nick.
Mila comes in and orders three scoops of vanilla. She is directed to a room with three other hot numbers, Shayla, Victoria, and Marilyn. This scene will delight those into lesbians, shrimping, and feet in general!
Lucky Tom gets the next scene with five of our blonde beauties. (Sorry there were so many of them it was difficult trying to sort out who was who. ) Needless to say that this scene also was hot.
Next is Montana and a lucky guy. They too fuck like rabbits.
Julie, Nick and another guy are involved in a threeway which degenerates into a wicked DP.
Finally there is a break in the action with the girls sunning themselves poolside. But not for long,. . .
Tom, Cara, and Julie are outside at night and really go to town. Cara gets a dildo up her butt while Julie goes for the real thing in Tom.
Shayla is next on Tom's list as the fudgesicle. Sure you know what that means!
Jim orders Pie from Jill. Her pretty little toes go into his pie while two dildoes into her pie and ass. Very hot.
There is then a hot coupling by two cast members that I couldn't identify. But it was good!
Tom finally gets to Jill and we finally come to the end, not before he comes on her feet!

While not really partial to porn blondes myself, false boobs and blonde hair from a bottle, this movie may have me turned around on the subject! The length of this, the amount of high quality scenes throughout, and the sex with Cinderella, Shayla, Victoria, Julie, Jill, . . . , oh hell the whole film was great. It was also good to see Cara again too! It's good to know some of the Eighties girls are still with us!

To be honest, there was almost too much!
Also it was difficult trying to see which blonde was which! There were so many of them!

I may not be partial to blondes, and the story was a bit lame, but I can't help but give this thing a 10. If you like pretty feet at one end, blonde manes at the other, pretty tits and asses of various shapes and sizes you will want this film.

Posted By The Spear, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM

SuperDave's Rating:

Starring: Jill Kelly, Shayla Laveaux, Sinderella, Cara Lott, Montana Gunn, Tom Byron, and many others. 'Shades of Blonde' was your typical: short on plot, heavy on sex; porno movie. The ladies (all eleven of them) seemed to enjoy themselves. The plot revolves around an ice cream parlour in which the various ladies are the actual menu items. Much of the sex is very routine blow job-pussy eating-fucking-various positions-cum shot. If quantity (eleven scenes in all) is important, this movie fits the bill.
Most of the ladies were attractive, especially Shayla, although at times it was difficult telling who was who. The best scenes are the interlude: Sinderella getting fucked quite thoroughly, including a nice anal scene(this happens before the opening credits); a four girl lez fest involving Shayla, Cara and two others; and Jill Kelly fucking Tom Byron in the last scene(although a stiff C**K up her ass would have been nice to see.

The video quality was very poor. That was quite disapointing for a Jim Holliday Video. The plot was non-existent,as was the set design(who cares?).

Except for a couple of scenes there really was very little to get excited about. Although there was a lot to see most of the scenes were too short to really get into.

Without question the highlight of this movie was Shayla and Tom fucking near the end of the video. Can you imagine this guy got PAID to fuck her beautiful ass. Even though the video quality was poor, what a pleasure it was to see a C**K sliding in and out of her butt. Also very little time was spent looking at the guys faces and expressions. Like I really want to see their faces when I could be looking at pussy,ass,tits etc.

As mentioned the video was poor. The sets could have looked a little less cheasy. Also the guys were pretty weanie looking. The DP boys both had chicken legs (my partner noticed this). Although Tom with short hair did not look like a grease ball.

On a scale this movie rates a five. Lots of sex, pretty Shayla, but most everything else quite pedestrian.

Posted By SuperDave, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM

Reviewer's Rating:

Starring: Shayla La Veaux, Jill Kelly, Cara Lott, Julie Rage, Marylin Star, Montana Gunn, Mila, Shelbee Myne, Victoria Basque, Sinderella.
Most of the performances were a dissapointment. The thing is all of the girls in the video are bleached blondes, so once you see one you pretty much feel like you've seen all of them. Seriously: There are times when it feels like the same girl is in each and every scene.
I guess the only one woman in this video who was a real surprise was Cara Lott. Granted, she is not nearly as young as when she did was one of the best from the 80's, but still: Seeing such a great performer "back on the saddle" is a nice respite from all the fluff and all of the implants.

The video revolves around this "ice cream" place where the "ice cream" are women. All of the girls are a different variety of "blond": golden blonde, vanilla blonde, etc. It's just LAME. I mean, yeah right: like that is going to make each bleached blonde stand out.
This "ice cream" crap serves for little other than as a mere excuse for sex. There are no plot twists or anything like that. I know: Who cares. But for all the effort they out into presenting the different "flavors" of blonde it sure seems LAME.

It's uninteresting at best. Sure, there is a lot of anal and a lot of girls, but the problem is they concentrated on quantity and not on quality. Seriously: For the sake of having like 15 different girls on this video they forgot to focus on making the sex interesting.

Seeing Cara Lott on the screen again. She looks much older than when she did "daddy doesn't know" of course, but at the very least you get one good performer out of the 15 bad ones.

Several things: There's too much emphasis on quantity and not enough on quality; they focus too much on toe sucking (why? What's erotic about that?); the sex in uninteresting; there is just a tacky overload of bleached blondes; and, finally, that Mila girl is DISGUSTING. Really: It's like watching courtney love. It takes ALL of the eroticism out of the sex.

A very poor production which deserves a poorer grade: A Sorry: Quantity is never a replacement for quality.

Posted By Reviewer, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM