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Big Pink Video
Big Pink Description:
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| Viagra Joe's Movie Review (1) |
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Starring: Kylie Ireland, Jordan Lee, Danyel Cheeks, Krista, Peter North, T. T. Boy, Tony Tedeschi, Blake Palmer. The performances, while almost uniformly tame, are helped by the great film quality and beautiful women involved. This flick was shot on film, and both the video and audio quality are above average. This film is probably best described as a couples flick. Every scene is boy/girl, and the only action that varies from the standard oral/vaginal work is the first one. The film opens with Peter North and Jordan Lee. Jordan, while marginally cute, isn't nearly as attractive as the women later in the show. After North takes care of Jordan's "south" regions with his tongue, she returns the favor. This is where I feel that she makes up for her less-than-gorgeous looks and her "enhancements-from-hell. " Jordan doesn't just suck a C**K; she lovingly rubs it in her face and caresses it as if it's her favorite teddy bear. I found it a real turn-on to watch a woman act as though she really appreciates the male member. The scene continues with a couple of coital positions, then some anal, and finally the only facial on the tape. The lame attempt at setting up a plot follows as Jordan's "Mom", played by Kylie, catches the couple. She then shares with Jordan how when she was around "her age,"she and two friends (Cheeks and Krista) had an erotic weekend with a rock band after their car broke down near the musicians' mansion. The three vixens soon pair off with the three rock stars (played by Tedeschi and the other two would-be studs in the cast). Danyel and Tony make by far the hottest coupling of the three. Cheeks looks kind of like a rough version of Pamela Anderson Lee, but she seems to love her sexual romps. She has one of the nicest butts in the business, highlighted as she mounts Tedeshi and then finishes with some doggie-action. The scene generates a lot of sweat between the two performers (and for the viewer). Intercut with her scene is a tryst with Krista and her beau. While not as hot as the Cheeks action, it is a pleasure to ogle Krista's beautiful body. This part of the action features extensive "tongue-ilingus", followed by a fairly decent rear-entry finish. The next scene, which features Kylie, isn't interrupted by cuts to the other couples. It's fairly standard "you lick mine, I'll lick yours" action followed by a couple of different humping positions. It's nice to see one beautiful starlet who hasn't shaved or seriously trimmed back her curly bush. Kylie is one of the most attractive women of 90's porn, and she looks exceptionally good on film here. Finally, the three twosomes gather together that night in the same room for one last sex scene, as the camera wanders from couple to couple. Although it seemed a perfect setup for some groupwork, everyone sticks to his or her original partner. Jordan's oral expertise, and the fabulous-looking women throughout the remainder of the movie. Kylie's incredible looks and Danyel's "nastiness" make the movie worthwhile. I feel the mansion scenes could have been hotter and more varied. Certainly not a volcanic sexfest, but a real treat for people who like their sex looking rather tame and attractive. This would probably be a great tape for couples, or for anyone looking for a "dog-free" flick, with beauty queens instead of piercing queens. I'd give it a solid 7 or 8.
Posted By Viagra Joe, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Big Pink VHS
Custodian Of Records Big Pink VHS (U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Big Pink VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Big Pink VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Big Pink VHS or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Big Pink VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Big Pink VHS label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: J. Landesman, Custodian of Records, K-Beech Video, 14667 Titus St, Panorama City, Ca 91402. K-Beech Video hereby certifies that Big Pink VHS Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Big Pink VHS may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Big Pink VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Big Pink VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Big Pink VHS Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Big Pink VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Big Pink VHS label appears are archived for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: J. Landesman, Custodian of Records, K-Beech Video, 14667 Titus St, Panorama City, Ca 91402. K-Beech Video hereby certifies for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. that Big Pink VHS Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Excalibur Ent. Inc. may here upon rely.
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