Roger's Rating:

It has been a while since I have ventured down Butt Row, and I miss the place a whole lot. (Someone bug the shit out of the powers that be at Evil Angel until they start sending me tapes.) The main reason I picked up this tape was because Silvia Saint graces the cover. This Euro-babe is reason enough to watch any tape, even if the rest of the cast were not as hot as this one. The question is, can the rest of the cast keep me interested after Silvia rocks the screen?

Silvia storms onto the screen in the first scene looking sweeter than a spring peach and twice as juicy. She prances around, playing with herself and teasing up a storm before running into Mark Davis and Hakan. They waste no time in making sure she can please as well as tease. She gives both of their C**Ks a good sucking to get them ready, then happily takes every inch of meat in her shaved, tight slit. Caught between two such high energy guys, Silvia gets tossed around and fucked in just about every conceivable position, all the while, keeping her full lips wrapped tightly around one shaft while the other fills her pussy. Joey has definitely been paying attention to the other directors in the Evil Angel stable, capturing everything magnificently. Hakan finally moves in to give that inviting asshole a try and finds it much to his liking. She seems to like the buggering as well, mounting Hakan and stretching her sphincter with some serious hip grindage before letting Mark fill her pussy for some blistering DP. She finishes them off, but helping them jerk loads onto her fantastic tits. This woman is so freaking beautiful she defies description. The camera work is also outstanding, which makes it very nice. Sharp picture, well framed action, the works. Great job.

Tom Byron gets to break in the next nasty newcomer, Shawna Valentino. While Shawna is not the drop dead gorgeous type like Silvia, she is extremely cute and has a great ass. That has to count for something, and hey, she sucks C**K with a big smile on her face as well. Tom has certainly had his C**K sucked by a few girls and gets rock hard for Shawna in no time. Her pussy is nicely shaved and visibly a tight fit as Tom slides his C**K home for some serious fun. No doubt about it, Shawna is a fun little fuck, grinding her hips and riding Tom like a seasoned pro. No way she is a newcomer to anal sex. Watch her take Tom in her butt and tell me this girl is not a regular rider on the booty express. She also swallows sperm like a pro, making me think this is just the first in a long line of hot scenes staring this sexy, young thing.

Jessica looks every bit the fundraising college coed as she provides a nude dog wash to a stuffed animal. (OK, so Joey is a completely loon, he still makes hot sex vids.) She is fresh faced, with a killer body and just the right mix of innocence covering deep rooted C**K hunger. She gives Joey a great blow/hand job until he explodes in her mouth. Great warm up. When Jon Dough stops by the dog wash, Jessica needs to call in back up and gets help from Shelbee Myne. Between the two of them, they keep Jon busy in a way that has to make him wonder why he has been hanging around Vivid girls so much. Shelbee is pretty cute, but Jessica is just the perfect Butt Row slut, fucking and sucking like she'd do it for free. Given this great attitude, it's no wonder Jon takes a trip up her Hershey highway first, pumping her butt full of meat and driving her crazy in the process. A heaping helping of ball juice is her reward for a job well done, and sexy Jessica shares the load with her friend, passing her final test and becoming Butt Row University's newest graduate.

What is it with blondes in this tape? Yet another cute blonde, Angela is joined by Sophie (another flaxen haired sweetheart.) to get a taste of Sean Michaels. This pair of blonde cuties seem rather impressed by the sizeable chunk of meat Sean brings to the table, sucking as much of it as they can down their throats before Sophie sits down, taking it deep. Nasty Angela loves to pull his C**K from her friend's slit and suck the shaft clean Sean seems to feel as I do, that Angela is cute enough to warrant a whole lot of attention. He throws her on the table and fucks her with long, deep strokes that bring cries of joy from the young blonde. Her legs are on full display, draped over Sean as she slams down into her body. Of course, someone has to take it in the ass, so why not stick with Angela? With Sophie using a vibe on her butt, Sean gives Angela several inches of hard D**K in her tight hole before pulling out to fire across their faces. Why do I think that Sean likely gave his fee back to Joey after this scene? Just the chance to play with these two had to be the highlight of Sean's week.

Allysin Chains looks completely at home in her plaid skirt and peek a boo top. In fact, she redefines the phrase girl next door. What a wonderfully fresh face and body. Her look may scream innocence, but the attitude is pure trouble, pure, perfect trouble. She and a boyfriend play around with some toys for a while before a second guy comes in to kick the festivities into high gear. As delicate as Allysin looks, it's hard to imagine she can take as hard a pounding as she does. One of the guys can't take it and unloads in her mouth very quickly, leaving the second stud to try and tame her all on his own. Luckily the second guy has more stamina and fucks her for a long time before plopping his seen down on her little titties. Joey likes her so much, he has to jump in for a fast fuck and facial cumshot. Cute girl, hot sex, another one to watch.

Alice is a skinny girl who is set to take on three guys at once in order to get her advanced degree from Hooker U. She has the skills to manage three C**Ks at once, bobbing her head down a row of D**ks like one of those trained seals in a side show. Damn, when she sits down to ride Derrick Lane's C**K, Alice looks like she might just bounce her way right off that D**k. That is some serious fucking. They move her outside to all take shots at her ass. Alice is quite the anal slut, begging for more and more C**K up her tight hole. The guys finish her off with a super stick facial. This is such a good mug messing that it saves an otherwise average scene. Great job.Returning to Butt Row is always a good thing, but when incredible women like Silvia and Jessica are featured, it's downright fantastic. With these two blondes leading the way, I would recommend this tape even if the rest of it sucked. However, the double team of Angela and Sophie is a keeper as well. Allysin Chains is a super cute new girl who rocks the house. Shawna, Shelbee and Alice are not nearly as good looking as the rest, but even they are all out in their sex scenes and worth a look. Great camera work and high technical values round out a truly great tape. Top to bottom, the graduating class of Hooker U show tremendous promise. With future sluts like these, the porn world is going to be a very good place.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM