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Erectus Video
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I recently learned that Joe D'Amato passed away. This is a great loss for European porn. Despite his many limitations, D'Amato produced consistently decent high budget porn. Indeed, with the passing of Michel Ricaud in 1993 (VMD remains the best porn company in the world though) and the steady deterioration on Mario Salieri to unwatchable depths, D'Amato was the last big name to make big budget porn without stooping to Private practices. As a tribute, I'll review one of his decidedly better films. This is known as "Die Neanderthaler" in Germany, "Erectus-X" in Holland and "L'Homo Erectus" in France (I won't trouble you with the Greek one :-)). The "plot" involves Valentino, Gerry Pike and Roberto Malone (the European Ron Jeremy) grunting a lot, rather amusingly at places, and shagging a delectable host of stars which include Laura Palmer (yum), Roxanne Hall (yummy!) and a bunch of Italian girls (most of them extremely yummy as well). All the action is outdoor, a huge plus in my book, and can get quite hot, particularly the lesbian gang-up on Roxanne Hall.
Good stuff, indeed so good that I will forgive the Corny Porno Music blanketing all the action. I have bought this movie for 5 bucks in Athens and it's been worth it. On the other hand, it's not worth paying top dollar for it. Rating 3.25 (this movie is virtually the *definition* of an Imperial 3.25)
Since this has got way too long, even by my standards, I'm gonna stop here and cover the classics I meant to review in Chapter 34, whenever I get around to completing it (hopefully sooner that in another two years :-)). Until that moment, au revoir. I'm dying with excitement to read your upcoming comments, particularly Torris roasting my ass for not mentioning condoms (am I, of all people, a VCA (!) stooge?), and Patrick Riley telling me that the women I like (and he doesn't) are OBJECTIVELY ugly because corporate beauty ideals developed in the last 35 years and supported by the lucrative weight loss and gym & workout industries say so. Unless of course we are honored with the "biological basis of beauty ideals" rant instead.
No offense to anybody I hope. I'm just delirious with joy to be back. It will pass, I'm sure.
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Posted By Imperial, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Erectus VHS
Custodian Of Records Erectus VHS
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Erectus VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Erectus VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Erectus VHS or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Erectus VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Erectus VHS label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: Bobby Rinaldi, Custodian of Records, Rocxi Films, 21638 Lassen Street, Chatsworth, CA 91311. Rocxi Films hereby certifies that Erectus VHS Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Erectus VHS may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Erectus VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Erectus VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Erectus VHS Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Erectus VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Erectus VHS label appears are archived for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: Bobby Rinaldi, Custodian of Records, Rocxi Films, 21638 Lassen Street, Chatsworth, CA 91311. Rocxi Films hereby certifies for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. that Erectus VHS Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Excalibur Ent. Inc. may here upon rely.
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