Roger's Rating:

For the second time in seven videos, we follow Shane and her buddies on a trip to the snow. After nearly ten minutes of what looks like an R rated version of MTV’s Road Rules, everyone finally gets to the cabin. The non sex footage in this series is easily the most fun and best edited of its kind, however, the phrase "too much of a good thing" comes to mind long before the first C**K enters. Even that is just a brief tease between shots of drunken campers stumbling their way through things that weren’t funny when my friends and I did them in front of the camera in high school.

When the sex finally does come, it is not with the incredible Shane, or her ever present sidekick Yvonne, but with barely moderately attractive and annoyingly drunk Randi Rage. Less intoxicated and much more attractive is Maya, who hooks up in the shower with Billy Glide while Randi squawks her way through a fuck with Alec Metro on the counter. The camera work is a bit spastic, but Maya is quite a boisterous little hosebeast and is worth a long, hard look. They move the action into the bedroom where it is easier to get a good look as she gets pounded hard from behind. I could have done without having Randi in the same room to create a distraction. Seriously, this woman does nothing for me. In fact, she is no irritating, I would have scanned past this scene were it not for shaved Maya’s hot fucking.

In the middle of some more drunken babble, there is some heavy duty toe sucking action. Maya and Randi get their feet gobbled, which again, leaves me bored shitless. Of course, we have to see footage of the gang eating. (Why?) Then to make matters worse, drunk and annoying Randi has a long scene with her toes being sucked. (If not for fucking cow Rosie O’Donnell’s fat dome on my TV at the time, I would gladly have switched off.)

Right in the middle of a potential disaster, Morgan Fairlane saves the day. Blonde, beautiful, with a smile that lights up the room and a body to light up everything else, she fucks Billy in front of the others. Seeing something this good, T.T., can’t help but sample a bit for himself. Morgan is happy to take on all comers, especially when they have big hard C**Ks. I have to say that Morgan’s sexy short do, is perfect on her. After one guy blasts on her shoulder, T.T. shows better aim, splattering her pretty face with man goo. Finally Billy steps back in to give her a second helping of jizz. Morgan single handedly saves this video.

Hey, Shane is actually in the video for a while, playing quarters with T.T. and Randi. This could have been interesting, but like most everything else in this video, it ends before anything good happens. Maya picks things up considerably, waking T.T. up with a sloppy blowjob. She is rewarded for her oral efforts with a stiff prick pounding that has her screaming loud enough to wake the others from their drunken slumber. He can’t get enough of her hot little pussy and tosses her around like a sexy rag doll. Too bad the cum shot goes ends up on her ass. A face like that is just dying for a creaming.

While the fun footage has been the trademark of this series, twelve minutes of watching porn stars snowboard goes beyond fun, and starts to feel like we’re watching someone’s home movies. After an hour and a quarter we finally get to see Yvonne really get going on some C**K. Memo to Shane: If you are not going to take the sexual lead in your videos, then at least make sure that there is a scene with Yvonne bobbing on knob once every thirty minutes. If there is a woman who enjoys her job more than Yvonne, I have not seen her. Even with a C**K in her mouth and one in her pussy, this British babe looks like she need more to douse her raging sexual inferno. With a third C**K to quiet her, Yvonne gets her face double plastered while T.T. hammers her as hard as humanly possible. A third and final sperm shake finish Yvonne off, but I’m guessing she could have taken another dozen C**Ks with no trouble at all.

The action now switches to some footage of Shane’s trip to New Zealand. After following the incredible Shane to couple of appearances, we finally get to see her in a sex scene. Her "Spontaneous" blowjob on a patron of an adult video booth is the sort of thing we can all just sit back and dream about actually happening. Even in this short oral scene, the magic that has been missing is back. Shane, you are the reason we watch your videos, please, please, PLEASE start fucking more than once a video again.

Shane hooks up with a couple of young surfer guys and gives them an experience they will not soon forget. I have to say, for a couple of nervous first timers, these guys get major props for sporting wood right off. (Duh, Rog, anyone who doesn’t get hard with Shane’s mouth on their C**K is a complete tool.) There is that perfect blend of hot on camera sex, with the realism that Shane has always brought to her scenes. Considering how talented Shane’s mouth is, and how enthusiastically she devours rod, it is a wonder the two guys can hold out as long as they do. With her hands working overtime, stroking C**K right into her mouth, we all know what comes next, a semen rocket fired at her waiting mouth until every drop of cum is drained from his balls.

After that fantastic interlude, we go back to the cabin where fan pick Oscar, who is lucky enough to have been along for the ride, is moaning about how he isn’t getting laid. All his whining pays off however as Morgan slides down and works her mouth all the way into his pants. With talented hands and some low sexy whispers, Morgan works this new guy like no other. (I wonder if a good review is worth a good hand job to any starlets out there?) Even with all this attention, Oscar just can’t quite come through, (So to speak). Morgan, bless her heart, just will not give up. (God, with that haircut, watching her give head is a visual treat.) This time, thanks to her talented mouth, Oscar gets it up and off, shooting his load all over Morgan’s tits. Lucky stiff.

After a long dinner, Randi and Maya give Oscar a little post meal blowjob. Maya prefers the stroke as fast as she can method for making her man shoot a load, and while it is not as slow and sensual as Morgan’s way, it does produce one fucking great facial pop. This girl is truly a wonder. Maya hooks up with Randi and Billy for one final fuck to close out the tape. Sexy Maya is reason enough to watch this, even if Randi is still about as appealing as three day old wet dishrag. Just looking at Maya’s thin, natural body while Billy rams her from behind is worth the wait. Billy finally drops his load all over her shaved, pretty pussy.

Another wild ride with Shane and friends comes to a close. Most of the best stuff in this video is in the second half, so don’t get discouraged by the drunken silliness that pollutes the first hour. Shane only sucks C**K in this tape, but she does it three times and each time, it’s fucking incredible. Yvonne has one very hot scene, which is a lot less than I am used to seeing her pretty hole get plugged. Morgan, in her two scenes, is truly a porn star to be reckoned with and can rock my world anytime. Sexy little girl Maya is a wet dream waiting to happen and she seems to fit in with Shane and Yvonne as an eager little C**Ksucker. As for Randi Rage, well, momma always said, if you don’t have anything nice to say…..

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM