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Tiffany Mynx, Kethrin Brut, Tunde, Fakirro, Mercedes, Victoria Queen, Holly Black, Zsuzsanna, Elena, Nikita, Alexxx Knight, Andras, Santino Lee, Alex, Atilla Glass, Paul Newwman, Rich, Simon, Scott Styles, Martin Stone, Charlz, Vicca, Roscoe Bowltree.
XXX
Historical Reference
108 min.
By:
Elegant Angel
Patrick Collins
22193V1I0/0
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Thermonuclear Sex Video
Thermonuclear Sex Description:
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Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Kethrin Brut, Tunde, Fakirro, Mercedes,
Victoria Queen, Holly Black, Zsuzsanna, Elena, Nikita, Alexxx Knight,
Andras, Santino Lee, Alex, attila Glass, Paul Newwman, rich, Simon, Scott
Styles, Martin Stone, Charles.
The only performer I will metion--because she's the only one
who deserves it--is Tiffany Mynx. Despite the fact that she
doesn't do anything splendid (her scene is TAME compaed to
other stuff she has done) she looks DELICIOUS. This probably
the thinnes she's been in a while. Of course her wonder-butt
and her fabulous breasts are also back.
Again; she looks great, but in terms of the stuff she does her presence here
is only mild. This is not her fault, I shall point out, but
the director's for doing such a shitty job. Read on. . .
What did you think of the film's production
values? The basic premise is that nuclear war has devastated
the world and now, afterwards, a bunch of people are having
sex in europe. The "brave new world" kind of deal has
already been done, and it didn't work here either. I
always have to wonder why the hell do they waste time
in writing stuff that just doesn't mix with sex and which
it can not be done without millions of dollars for
budget anyway.
That aside, the sex is pathetic. As I said before, Tiffany,
who's the one star in this porker which is actually
worth looking at is not used at all! Some minimal lesbian
action and that's pretty much it. Some other guy gets to
bang her companion and then ejaculate on her ass (not
Tyff's, but the other girl's). Tiff licks the semen from
her ass, but that has never been really interesting to
look at. Besides; what a waste! This is a girl who has
taken monster facials in the past!
And, of course, there's the pathetic camera work; there
will be times when you'll just wish you could take the
camera and do the damn job yourself.
Average at best, and bordering mild. Lots of fakers, nothing
out of the ordinary, and a huge dissapointment with Tiff's
scene. Yeah, you'll have some sex to look at, but nothing
memorable.
The fact that Tiffany Mynx is there. She looks great.
If she's been undergoing cosmetic surgery to look thin
it really paid off. If not then congrats on a very
successful diet. (lets just pray is not bulimia because
as I understand it she has a kid).
The fact that Tiffany's talent was so WASTED. She could
have done better if the director would have allowed (or
demanded it, since there's a reason for him being
the director). Also; the shitty camera work. All very
dissapointing.
A 5 based on the fact that, although formulaic, the sex
won't bore you. It could have gotten more points BUT
when they waste Tiff's talent the way they did they don't
deserve more.
Posted By Reviewer, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Thermonuclear Sex VHS
Custodian Of Records Thermonuclear Sex VHS (U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Thermonuclear Sex VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Thermonuclear Sex VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Thermonuclear Sex VHS or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Thermonuclear Sex VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Thermonuclear Sex VHS label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: Mr. Patrick Collins, Custodian of Records, Elegant Angel, 9801 Variel St., Chatsworth, CA 91311. Elegant Angel hereby certifies that Thermonuclear Sex VHS Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Thermonuclear Sex VHS may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Thermonuclear Sex VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Thermonuclear Sex VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Thermonuclear Sex VHS Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Thermonuclear Sex VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Thermonuclear Sex VHS label appears are archived for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: Mr. Patrick Collins, Custodian of Records, Elegant Angel, 9801 Variel St., Chatsworth, CA 91311. Elegant Angel hereby certifies for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. that Thermonuclear Sex VHS Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Excalibur Ent. Inc. may here upon rely.
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